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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 Sep 2012 at 15:30
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 Sep 2012 at 14:39
you are triming your hedges and have to run indoors to see if Audrey is beating again.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 Sep 2012 at 13:25
You aren't killing the rats in your house because you want them to grow into a legion so you can harvest more hides 
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[08:34]<Rill> when you've just had part of your brain taken out, you lack a certain amount of credibility
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 Sep 2012 at 11:26
... when you spend your "alone-time" on the loo writing up different answers to messages you've recieved in your Illy mailbox.
I speak peace, but carry a war axe.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 Sep 2012 at 10:12
... when you take the salt dispenser, set fire to it while poring it over your knife and adding some ice from the freezer to create a spiked sword.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 Sep 2012 at 09:50
Originally posted by Llyorn Of Jaensch Llyorn Of Jaensch wrote:

.........When you know the line following 'APRICOTS!'

Nah, then you're just an OLD OLD player. Ancient, even. 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 Sep 2012 at 09:22
When you go to the Zoo and start giving all the animals values in Gold for their furs!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 Sep 2012 at 09:19
.........When you know the line following 'APRICOTS!'
"ouch...best of luck."
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 Sep 2012 at 09:18
....when you start digging up your neighbors gardens cause you KNOW you saw a scout report about there being Silversteel there SOMEWHERE, just have to find it again!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 Sep 2012 at 04:06
when your friend talks bad about his neighbors and it reminds you to check if someone has moved within 10 sq's of your cities.
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