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Tordenkaffen 
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Posted: 17 Jun 2011 at 22:13 |
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Hire an ogre that will throw your stumplets in the general direction! Or make friends with a Daedalon and ask him if he'll give you a ride :P
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Manannan
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Joined: 22 Mar 2011
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Posted: 17 Jun 2011 at 18:50 |
 Kumomoto wrote:
I believe that Orcs ride giant wolves and that Dwarves ride mountain ponies or donkies/asses...
(let the Dwarven ass riding jokes begin...)
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I'll go first.
Why do dwarves hate horse back riding? Because when looking you can't tell where the ass starts or finishes!
A human measures a horse using hands. A dwarf measures a horse using a step ladder!
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Doesn't look good... doesn't look bad either!
"Manananananananananan, so long Sir, and thanks for all the fish." ~ St.Jude
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Kumomoto
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Posted: 17 Jun 2011 at 18:15 |
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I believe that Orcs ride giant wolves and that Dwarves ride mountain ponies or donkies/asses...
(let the Dwarven ass riding jokes begin...)
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Ander
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Posted: 17 Jun 2011 at 12:37 |
Dwarf infantry is so fast! For their short size, how come stalwarts scoot at 8 sq/hr? Human men-at-arms move at 5!
Down with the ponyriders! They are better off without their ponies! *jealous*  |
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Selissa
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Posted: 17 Jun 2011 at 10:57 |
Brids17 wrote:
Manannan wrote:
Technically the orcs are riding giant wolves |
Well if we're going to go into the orc lore, I say we go into dwarf lore too and give them steampunk style mechanical horses. They might still be slow but at least then they'll look cooler than everyone else.
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You two should go play World of Warcraft :P
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Selissa
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I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight!
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Brids17
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Posted: 17 Jun 2011 at 05:52 |
Manannan wrote:
Technically the orcs are riding giant wolves |
Well if we're going to go into the orc lore, I say we go into dwarf lore too and give them steampunk style mechanical horses. They might still be slow but at least then they'll look cooler than everyone else.
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Kurfist
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Posted: 17 Jun 2011 at 05:32 |
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We don't wear any, we have an excellent battle strategy.
A: charge at the enemy and slaughter the opposition, victory feasts at Shuug's place.
B: our armies are destroyed, however the bodies formed an impassable wall +1 to Orcs.
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Patience is a virtue, resource giving is a sin
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HonoredMule
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Posted: 17 Jun 2011 at 03:18 |
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Also, I'd say Dwarf armor is heaver than Orc. Orcs may not even wear much.
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Manannan
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Posted: 17 Jun 2011 at 00:31 |
Brids17 wrote:
Ok, then why are orc cavs faster than dwarf cavs? Orcs are easily heavier than dwarves, they are known to wield heavy weapons and wear heavy armour and I can't think of a single game that featured orcs riding horses so they can't be any better at it than dwarves.
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Technically the orcs are riding giant wolves
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Doesn't look good... doesn't look bad either!
"Manananananananananan, so long Sir, and thanks for all the fish." ~ St.Jude
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Selissa
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Posted: 17 Jun 2011 at 00:01 |
Brids17 wrote:
Ok, then why are orc cavs faster than dwarf cavs? Orcs are easily heavier than dwarves, they are known to wield heavy weapons and wear heavy armour and I can't think of a single game that featured orcs riding horses so they can't be any better at it than dwarves.
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Selissa
Proud member of Curse of the Wolves
I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight!
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