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Cerex Flikex 
Forum Warrior
Joined: 11 Apr 2012
Location: BC
Status: Offline
Points: 211
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 Topic: Under attack!
Posted: 21 Jun 2012 at 07:35 |
Computer case, calculator, nail polishes, tacky glue, notepads, pens, knitting needles, pocketknife, lotions, and toilet paper.
I'd be stabbing!
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The Duke
Forum Warrior
Joined: 22 Jul 2011
Location: Indiana
Status: Offline
Points: 464
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Posted: 21 Jun 2012 at 06:24 |
Another computer a lamp 4 chairs a pen and some A1 sauce I havent taken back to the fridge. So if the Zombie is looking to sit down and have a therapy session I think Ill manage just fine
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"Our generation has had no Great Depression, no Great War. Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives."
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Silent/Steadfast
Postmaster
Joined: 03 Jun 2011
Location: Pacific County
Status: Offline
Points: 553
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Posted: 21 Jun 2012 at 05:24 |
Coffee cake, a map of the world, and multiple pictures of various family members.
If these zombies like coffee cake and long travel stories, I'm set!
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"Semantics are no protection from a 50 Megaton Thermonuclear Stormcrow."-Yggdrassil (June 21, 2011 6:48 PM)
"SCROLL ya donut!" Urgorr The Old (September 1, 2011 4:08 PM)
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Rymal
Greenhorn
Joined: 15 Sep 2011
Status: Offline
Points: 51
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Posted: 21 Jun 2012 at 03:37 |
A pair of spectacles ......
I win -- they belong to the orc -- he can't see a thing!
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The optimist sees the glass to be 1/2 full; the pessimist sees it to be 1/2 empty and the engineer sees that the size of the glass needs to be changed!
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lorre
Forum Warrior
Joined: 29 Jun 2010
Location: Groot Kortrijk
Status: Offline
Points: 446
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Posted: 21 Jun 2012 at 00:17 |
 HonoredMule wrote:
Hmm, lets catalog the clutter: several spindles of cdrs/dvdrs/bdrs, a canister full of aluminum rings, several small pairs of pliers, a bowl and spoon, a cup, a pair of scissors, two dead hard drives, a dead bansai tree, a fake bansai tree, a picture of a lighthouse, a cad-comics poster (the one with players 1-4 killing each other), a spare inner tube and break pads, a trumpet in a case, a hymn book, and (I kid you not) a large ornamental dagger and two sharpening stones.
When I'm done disabling the zombie, I can subject it to all manners of torture.
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can i borrow one? cuz i have such a casing on my left aswell lol
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The battlefield is a scene of constant chaos. The winner will be the one who controls that chaos, both his own and the enemies.
Napoleon Bonaparte
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Llyorn Of Jaensch
Postmaster
Joined: 31 Mar 2010
Location: Sydney
Status: Offline
Points: 924
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Posted: 20 Jun 2012 at 23:49 |
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I turned right too many times and ended up where I started.
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"ouch...best of luck."
HonoredMule
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Carl Zeis
Greenhorn
Joined: 05 Feb 2011
Status: Offline
Points: 98
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Posted: 20 Jun 2012 at 19:18 |
power cord, microscope and voltage meter.... i'm sure there can be something of use from those!
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bow locks
Forum Warrior
Joined: 09 Mar 2010
Status: Offline
Points: 211
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Posted: 20 Jun 2012 at 18:35 |
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gin and tonic, thank god for that.
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Fruppo
Greenhorn
Joined: 22 Jan 2012
Location: Italia
Status: Offline
Points: 48
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Posted: 20 Jun 2012 at 14:59 |
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A wall, i get 100% defence bonus, and i am sitting on a high stool too, mountain defence bonus, i am unassailable!
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Wolfgangvondi
Wordsmith
Joined: 04 Sep 2011
Location: Orc Grand Arena
Status: Offline
Points: 106
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Posted: 20 Jun 2012 at 12:47 |
- An screwdriver - An "butterfly" knife - switch Blade - Bowie knife - An Dagger whit double blades (for real) - An Push Dagger/ aka fist knife - An Decorative Katana - Paper open knife
Yah... and them ppl wonders why we Orcs are the superior Race. We are allways prepare for a fight!
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