Sending an SoS to all Orcs!

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   Me Grog.
Me sending SoS to all Orcs of the south.  In orc that means Southern Orc Scourge.
To weaker races this means a call for help.  To orcs, this mean all the food, drink, and elven women you can carry.  
Join SoS and everyone will be crying your name in during their most desperate and fearful times.
Tired of having to show proper manners in a non-orcish alliance?  Come be rude in SoS!

To other cowardly non-orcish alliances, no this doesn't mean we're going to come war with you.  You just wet yourself for nothing.  There are plenty of sheep to slaughter that we don't need to bother you.

Also if you a northern orc, join the Northern Orc Scourge.  They be our brothers.

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Shrapnel Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Wordsmith Joined: 01 Jun 2010 Status: Offline Points: 180	Topic: Sending an SoS to all Orcs! Posted: 21 Aug 2010 at 01:39
	Me Grog. Me sending SoS to all Orcs of the south. In orc that means Southern Orc Scourge. To weaker races this means a call for help. To orcs, this mean all the food, drink, and elven women you can carry. Join SoS and everyone will be crying your name in during their most desperate and fearful times. Tired of having to show proper manners in a non-orcish alliance? Come be rude in SoS! To other cowardly non-orcish alliances, no this doesn't mean we're going to come war with you. You just wet yourself for nothing. There are plenty of sheep to slaughter that we don't need to bother you. Also if you a northern orc, join the Northern Orc Scourge. They be our brothers.

Shrapnel Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Wordsmith Joined: 01 Jun 2010 Status: Offline Points: 180	Posted: 21 Aug 2010 at 01:42
	Disclaimer, the above was posted for Grog, the orc because SoS is not as educated as the NOS. He can't read or write. My orcish is not that good, but I'm pretty sure that's what he was telling me. On the other hand he could have just been informing me he had just passed gas. There was an awful smell in the air.

Souran Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Greenhorn Joined: 27 Jun 2010 Location: South Africa Status: Offline Points: 44	Posted: 21 Aug 2010 at 16:08
	The Northern Orc Scourge welcomes its kin. Together, the orc race shall be united.