Ban on Chocolate

I generally support and appreciate GM Rikoo's hard work for the game, but this time he has gone too far.  Not since the snuggle ban of 2012 have we seen such blatant interference in the personal lives of Illyriad players.

I for one will not continue to play a game where chocolate is not allowed.

Then it grew into a chocolate mountain. 

Everyone went to the mountain to choco-skiing. 

They stuffed their pockets and mouths with chocolates. Played all kinds of choco games.

It was all well and suddenly the mountain started melting. 

The whole mountain was set to flow down as a chocolate river.

 And then THEY arrived. 

They had huge machines. HUGE POWER.

The started building a huge check dam and they built it very fast.

from that day Chocolate started to trickle. 

Everyone was worried. 

Chocolate became expensive. 

A war broke out and then THEY created a new land for those who din't want Chocolate. 

Many of those Naysayers were nervous. 

But there was a secret society which had already planted explosives at the base of the dams. 

The new land was advertised and people started to make plans to go to a Chocolate-Free world. BAAAAM! a huge noise that shook heaven and earth. 

LOlx the dang DAM was no more there. 

Chocolate flowed to the world again. 

WAIT! it slowly started flowing South to the new land and then 

HA! HA! HA! the new land got covered in a thick layer of Chocolate!       to be continued...