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nonin 
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Joined: 10 Mar 2010
Location: Maidstone
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Points: 16
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 Topic: ELF CLUB - Invitation
Posted: 10 Apr 2010 at 17:30 |
Brother and sister Elfs,
You are all invited to join Elf Club [ELF].
Ranks will be granted after Your LVL
>>----> *###******##** >>---->
>>----> #*#*##*##**## >>---->
>>----> ##*#*****#*## >>---->
>>----> #*#*##*##*#*# >>---->
>>----> #*#*#ORC#*#*# >>---->
>>----> #*#*#ARS#*#*# >>---->
>>----> #*##*###*##*# >>---->
>>----> ##**#***##*## >>---->
>>----> #*#********#*# >>---->
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We need You, we miss You, we trust You
Let us have fun by uniting our bows!!
nonin
p.s. I am open to all the suggestions... made by elfs :))
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Chu-Cullain
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Joined: 18 Mar 2010
Location: Awesomeopolis
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Points: 11
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Posted: 11 Apr 2010 at 07:22 |
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The first rule of Elf Club is that you don't talk about Elf Club.
Also, everybody elfs.
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Arbiter
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Joined: 01 Mar 2010
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Points: 17
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Posted: 12 Apr 2010 at 20:10 |
 nonin wrote:
Let us have fun by uniting our bows!!
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.. Elves are actually fairies! (Someone had to say it..)
Edited by Arbiter - 12 Apr 2010 at 20:10
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We're the White Company, if something gets in our way we shank it with a ten foot spear.
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Diablito
Wordsmith
Joined: 27 Feb 2010
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Points: 183
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Posted: 12 Apr 2010 at 20:58 |
Racist bastards, Ye I know about the mails you've sent my members, filled with racist bile and vitriole.
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Chu-Cullain
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Joined: 18 Mar 2010
Location: Awesomeopolis
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Points: 11
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Posted: 13 Apr 2010 at 02:45 |
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Some of my best friends are elves.
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Wuzzel
Postmaster
Joined: 26 Feb 2010
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Points: 605
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Posted: 13 Apr 2010 at 09:41 |
Chu-Cullain wrote:
Some of my best friends are elves. |
Do you copulate with them?
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nonin
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Joined: 10 Mar 2010
Location: Maidstone
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Points: 16
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Posted: 13 Apr 2010 at 13:35 |
Dear Diablito,
Are You trying to provocate war? :D this would be a nice excuse, would it? ;)
1) Yes, I have mailed few invitations to some Elves that are part of other alliances.
2) Yes, I don't like Orcs as they have destroyed the peacful village of my childhood on Christmas night when I was a small kid just for drunken desire to see Elves die from their dirty swords.
3) Still, we ARE NOT accusing orcs for being orcs - as You can't choose Your parents, BUT - do not dare to come to our houses and frighten our children!!!
! any attack on our alliance members will be understood as hate torwards us - peaceful Elfs.
wishing You all peacfull development and strong swords when it comes to necessity of fighting.
member of Elf club,
nonin
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Arbiter
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Joined: 01 Mar 2010
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Posted: 13 Apr 2010 at 16:18 |
nonin wrote:
2) Yes, I don't like Orcs as they have destroyed the peacful village of my childhood on Christmas night when I was a small kid just for drunken desire to see Elves die from their dirty swords.
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Are you sure he didn't visit your village before you were born? *coughhalfbloodcough* I like orcs, they're very good to not be enemies with.
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We're the White Company, if something gets in our way we shank it with a ten foot spear.
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nonin
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Joined: 10 Mar 2010
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Posted: 13 Apr 2010 at 17:40 |
Arbiter wrote:
[QUOTE=nonin]
I like orcs, they're very good to not be enemies with.
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;) i'm sure that You are not afraid to have enemies at all :D
but, of course, everybody can have his or her own opinion, and elves are raised up with respect to other races.
History will show You - that elves have been providing shelter for both human and dwarfs, especially human when You were fighting among each other.
... but the history is only to be written
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Diablito
Wordsmith
Joined: 27 Feb 2010
Status: Offline
Points: 183
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Posted: 13 Apr 2010 at 17:43 |
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I regularly have sex with men, but I have to say...you're seriously gay.
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