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    Posted: 16 Jun 2011 at 01:08
I mean seriously, I have fixed a local millers millstone hundreds of thousands of times.  He's obviously not doing something right, yet he keeps coming back to me expecting I'll always say "Oh yeah, here's 90 stone, I'll wait for some wheat". No, I won't always be there for him, and he needs to learn to take care of his stuff!

Don't even get me started on that punk little girl Sylwyss. I have found her so many times wandering in the same woods, shouldn't she know her way around that particular area now?  How is the father still trusting the grandmother, I mean come on she keeps losing his daughter!   She's all you have left after your wife died, either hire a nanny or tie Sylwyss to a freaking chair!

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I think all the quest related jokes have been butchered to death, but you missed the obvious one about the number of times the farmer is in the tavern looking for a new wife. 
Doesn't look good... doesn't look bad either!

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I have quit finding that farmer new wives as I'm convinced foul play is involved in their deaths and I don't want to sentence any more lovely young women to the same fate. If I were allowed to make a sheriff or local constable, I'd send them to investigate this suspicious character! 
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agreed...I'm beginning to think this farmer is selling those "wives" off into a slave trade somewhere, or sacraficing them to the Nazi plant!
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and also....how many golden apple trees does it take before the mages quit being so suprised?
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Originally posted by Sajreth Sajreth wrote:

and also....how many golden apple trees does it take before the mages quit being so suprised?
 
hee hee hee I love it   LOL
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Originally posted by Kurfist Kurfist wrote:

I mean seriously, I have fixed a local millers millstone hundreds of thousands of times.  He's obviously not doing something right, yet he keeps coming back to me expecting I'll always say "Oh yeah, here's 90 stone, I'll wait for some wheat". No, I won't always be there for him, and he needs to learn to take care of his stuff!

Don't even get me started on that punk little girl Sylwyss. I have found her so many times wandering in the same woods, shouldn't she know her way around that particular area now?  How is the father still trusting the grandmother, I mean come on she keeps losing his daughter!   She's all you have left after your wife died, either hire a nanny or tie Sylwyss to a freaking chair!


LMAO...
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Originally posted by Kurfist Kurfist wrote:

I mean seriously, I have fixed a local millers millstone hundreds of thousands of times.  He's obviously not doing something right, yet he keeps coming back to me expecting I'll always say "Oh yeah, here's 90 stone, I'll wait for some wheat". No, I won't always be there for him, and he needs to learn to take care of his stuff!

Don't even get me started on that punk little girl Sylwyss. I have found her so many times wandering in the same woods, shouldn't she know her way around that particular area now?  How is the father still trusting the grandmother, I mean come on she keeps losing his daughter!   She's all you have left after your wife died, either hire a nanny or tie Sylwyss to a freaking chair!

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Originally posted by Manannan Manannan wrote:

I think all the quest related jokes have been butchered to death, but you missed the obvious one about the number of times the farmer is in the tavern looking for a new wife. 


They might have been, yes, but they're still funny! Big smile  LOL  Big smile
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