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Belthazor
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Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Location: Asgard Status: Offline Points: 97 |
Posted: 02 Nov 2012 at 11:48 |
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The
Order of the Trout. An organization
created to control Illyriad and the people that live in it, who have been
nicknamed "Salmons" by the members of this group. They have
infiltrated every alliance in Illyriad and they recognize each other by their fishy
medals. Not a clever plan but they are named after a fish, that kind of sets
them back, expectations wise. The members of
this order identify potential threats and destroy them in humiliating ways. For
example, after Nokigon was converted to the Order, he fired me from my position
as Minister of Paranoia and made me a Bloke in a Cage.
This proves that I
am indeed informed about the Order and I know what they'll do and they will
arrest all of you, salmons, and do horrible snuggly things! They pretend to be
evil by slapping people with fish, so we think they are nice ("Oh, he's
slapping people with a trout, so cute LOL, LMAO, other funny acronyms), while
they are actually pretending to be evil so they can be evil without us thinking
they are evil! We must
rally against them! Protect ourselves! We must start an embargo on every fish
industry. We must dry our rivers. We must hunt every trout and cook those nasty
little creatures! We need someone to stop this invasion like we need a belt to stop our trousers from falling! And who's better to be a belt than Belth? Vote for me and I will rule this land with an iron fist so iron-y you'll think I'm a robot. Sucks to you, fishies! |
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Ossian
Forum Warrior
Joined: 12 Oct 2010 Status: Offline Points: 456 |
Posted: 02 Nov 2012 at 10:56 |
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Ace Rimmer...
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Albatross
Postmaster General
Joined: 11 May 2011 Status: Offline Points: 1118 |
Posted: 02 Nov 2012 at 10:27 |
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Perhaps those medals are secret bugging devices, using some WeirdMagic™ to listen in on Council meetings? Can I has one? They look like chocolate.
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BlindScribe
Wordsmith
Joined: 12 Sep 2012 Status: Offline Points: 168 |
Posted: 02 Nov 2012 at 10:25 |
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The Order of the Trout (formerly known as The Sacred Order of The Trouser Trout)--because the emblem was worn as a belt buckle...git yer minds out of the gutter, ye dogs!--but shortened because of the scandal that erupted due to an inordinate percentage of the population of Elgea having a disease known as "Gutter Brain" (see above) is actually the close cousin of two other, famed orders: The Order of the Knights who Say Nii! and their sister order, The Sacred O(r)dor of the Herring. The exact details of the founding of these two elder orders are unknown, but what is known is that the Herring was something of an Idol for them, and the founding members were both Pal(in) appearance and quite fun Chap(me(a)n) to be around. In fact, one has to imagine that being around such folk, it would be (Cle)ees(y) to lose all track of time! The most notable feature about the emblem of both the order of the Trout and that of the Herring is the attention to detail....note especially the area around the Gill(iam) .... Remarkable, and I'm sure that the tidbit above leaves you Jons(ing) to know more! :) ~Scribe Edited by BlindScribe - 02 Nov 2012 at 10:42 |
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Ancient Nightowl
New Poster
Joined: 01 Jan 2012 Location: NZ Status: Offline Points: 38 |
Posted: 02 Nov 2012 at 03:44 |
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A prestigious award, presented to those who have shown outstanding fortitude and spent countless hours in Illyriad resolving numerous conflicts of interest. Such dedication usually manifests itself in the state of the lawns, dishes in the sink and finally in an ultimatum from the Missus to 'extract thy digit'. Hence the title of this award... By "Order of the (old) Trout". Ancient Nightowl.
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WildKiwi
New Poster
Joined: 02 Nov 2012 Location: Up a Tree Status: Offline Points: 6 |
Posted: 02 Nov 2012 at 02:42 |
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Sooooo....
A little squirrel told me that its not what most here would have you believe at all. It seems that one day while polishing his nuts up a tree he happened to oversee a certain gathering of odd looking characters. He edged a little closer as the leader of the group appeared to have a couple of large nuts stashed in his trouser pocket and we all know how squirrels love nuts. As he got closer he heard the one with the pretty Diva dress on say "But Mana you know we shouldn't, we have worked so hard to get this far". "I know" said Mana "but Elli just cant last without it and I'm not sure I can either". "You're right" said Diva "I don't think I can either". Just then Noxxie sidled up and looking around furtively reached in to her case grabbing out a plain cardboard box. As she passed the box to Mana she gave the all clear to Griz and the angel of death who crept up silently. Quickly almost impatiently Mana opened the box, the tape tearing make such a noise they all panicked and crouched expecting someone to appear from the woods around them. After a few seconds they all relaxed a little and began to laugh nervously. The squirrel crept quietly down the branch till he was directly overhead the group, now all clustered together. Looking down he watched as they opened the box and removed the wax paper wrapping from inside. Mana reached in and one by one handed them all a small brown object. The look of delight on their faces radiated through the mottled forest glen. As if they were one they all raised the objects to the sky chanting "They will never defeat us for we are the Order of the Trout!". "Quickly" Mana said "we must destroy the evidence before we are caught". As one they all took the objects and swallowed them. The looks of other world ecstasy overcoming their faces followed by a loud moan. Slowly they all fell to ground almost lifeless revelling in the moment. Just then a noise from the edge of the forest startled them all to life. Quickly they regained their feet and throwing the box and paper in to a bush checked each other to ensure that there was no evidence of their little rendezvous. Whispering hurriedly Mana was heard to say "Same time next week, make sure you are not followed". With that they all made their different ways out of the bushy area and in to a nearby building. The squirrel followed a short distance and were he able to read he would have seen the label on the side of the box that said "Chocolate fish" and the sign above the door to the building that said.... WEIGHT WATCHERS WEEKLY MEETING That my friends is what the squirrel saw. Now you too know the secret of the Order of the Trout!
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G0DsDestroyer
Postmaster
Joined: 16 Sep 2010 Location: Ásgarð/Vanaheim Status: Offline Points: 975 |
Posted: 02 Nov 2012 at 02:12 |
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Just gotta say i think that one Taron guy is insane.
The order of trout is obviously a organization of all the insane people in Illy. Mana is trying to organize these nut-jobs to do his bidding and take over illy and rule it for himself!!! Quite a genuis plan! Hey.....wait I'm in the order of the trout... Does that make me crazy??? ![]() ![]() |
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Taron
Greenhorn
Joined: 07 Oct 2010 Location: Hell Wisconsin Status: Offline Points: 81 |
Posted: 02 Nov 2012 at 01:57 |
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The Order of the Trout… We need to start from the beginning! So dear old me, Taron (That’s who Me is), noticed one day in his little stroll to Global Chat (It just became more popular then cause it use to not be easy to find when first starting to play, until the GMs made it easy. Hooray!) I met Manannan. Future Grand Master of The Order of the Trout. Manannan was a small little guy at the time (Don’t kill me for saying that master!), but a very brave person. I would be on my rants about the Cave of Mysterious Cacti, (Who’s Leader will remain unknown!), about the great cacti! Little Manannan at the time was brave enough to ‘slap’ a very important member of the Cave of Mysterious Cacti with a trout. Thus starting the top secret (not revealed tell now!) Cacti Trout War! This was the least bloody war of all in the Land of Illyriad. The Cave of Mysterious Cacti started creating a toxic arsenal of cacti weapons, While the Trout’s prepared for the heat. While the cacti soldiers created this deadly toxic cacti weapon, a discovery was found, making the soldiers happy and less angry towards the Trout members. If the Trout learned, they could have easily put the cacti army into submission, but while the cacti soldiers where off “working” on making a cacti army with toxic weapons, the Trout master Manannan created a massive strong hold. The war subsided, when there was very little trout slapping cause the All Powerful Leader of The Cacti was “working” very hard (Also known as ‘away from Illyriad’). Then The Leader of the Cave of Mysterious Cacti returned, still experimenting with the powerful toxin, realizing this Leader of Trout’s Manannan has created himself, becoming bigger than The Leader of the Cave of Mysterious Cacti. Eventually after the Valor conflict and Black and White war, both the Trout’s and Cacti realized they were almost the same as each other, ending the war, and creating a un official top secret truce between The Cave of Mysterious Cacti and Trout’s. After the Truce, The Cave of Mysterious Cacti became isolated again and returned to being a secret society of unknown members of great secrecy, never to be discovered. Then me (that means Taron, me, the important guy here), watched a war come between two alliances (which will remain unknown but one dealt with Norse mythology and the other with a road that was long). Which later this war subsided, and shortly after another war erupted (remaining unknown as well but one is with carbonized iron and the other with crusaders that come out at night). This war as well subsides almost instantly when a critical event happened. Thus later, the creation of The Order of the Trout! A superior order then I (Taron the important person) has ever seen (but no way superior then that top secret cave....). The Order of the Trout then made itself know. Manannan then started being all fancy wancy, creating an elite order with very important, trustworthy, strong, brave, intellect, people that he knows and trust in the world of Illyriad that he slowly is letting grow. Growing for what? To finally take out and find The Cave of Mysterious Cacti! Which of course this will never happen because The Order has been infiltrated.... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The Cave of Mysterious Cacti will prevail! |
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Hadus
Postmaster
Joined: 28 Jun 2012 Status: Offline Points: 545 |
Posted: 02 Nov 2012 at 01:07 |
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They're going to claim all the water sov squares in Elgea. EVERY LAST ONE!
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twilights
Postmaster
Joined: 21 May 2012 Status: Offline Points: 915 |
Posted: 02 Nov 2012 at 01:00 |
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pan fried with butter....yummy
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