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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 02 Nov 2012 at 00:03
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The order of the Trout is like a secret organization full of secret and wonder! Every 3rd sunday of every leap year they must partake in a human sacrifice. If one doesn't happen then one of its members are beat to death by a trout.

There are some members that are part of the Order of the Trout that also that don't play in the game some of which include Big Foot, Elvis, and Alf. They usually hold their meetings at a local T.G.I Fridays on a Monday to throw off people.

Your secret is out sir Shocked


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The Order of the Trout is clearly an Illyrian masonic lodge of some type, similar to the illuminati, or should we say Golden Dawn.

Mannanan opperates the construction and recruitment of this selective and secretive organisation under the pretence that it is a mere folly, an entertaining sideline in a wargame in which politics trump war at every corner.  However, the politics of 'The Order' should never be underestimated.

The strench of the trout now pervades Illyrian society not only across regions but across many alliances also.  Infecting many of the powerfull alliances even those at war against one another, but do not be fooled by this, the trout is not neutral.  The trout exist within alliances to create war, weakening and flattening the mighty organisations of Illyriad ensuring none attain an absolute elite structure.

This in turn will in future lead to The Order itself attaining such standing at which point all who do not bear the trout medal will be but pawns in the final Trout Game.

We must at all costs limit the pervasive strench of the trout, limiting its spread across our land.  That is of course unless I done such a medal, in which case we should all embrase the trout, as there is no-one as trustworthy and honourable as myself. 

After all who could not trust a character that has survived not only the Valar conflict, but also that of the Black and White war, compared to the evil genious that is Mananananananan.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01 Nov 2012 at 23:10
i catch my brownies from mountain lakes, gut them and pan fry them over a fire....yummy...not a clue 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01 Nov 2012 at 22:55
There has been much speculation recently about the Order of the Trout, what it stands for and what its intentions are. The medal for some reason has become one of the most sort after accessories at the moment, why I have no idea. 

Over the last week or so I have been bombarded with IGMs and questions in GC asking exactly that. Indeed a common comment in GC currently is its a bit fishy in here at the moment when there are a few the Orders members about. For the most part I have ignored queries about the Order but a few of you have had a response.

A few of the theories have kept me giggling away for hours and some of the conspiracy ones border on the insane. Here is your chance to all speculate exactly what it means...

Over the next few days I want to hear your crackpot ideas exactly what the Order of the Trout is about and I'll be offering a prize at the end for either the most original, funniest or most harebrained conspiracy theory. Is it a political movement? A secret spy ring? A group of people who like fishing? Lets hear your ideas.

Closing date for your theories is midnight on November 10th and I'll be revealing exactly what it is in a separate thread then for those that don't know what it is shortly thereafter, along with a current membership list. For those already in the know and who want to play along please make your theories as preposterous as possible but don't reveal anything.

The only rules are you have to keep the theories clean and you cannot use your theory to attack any player or alliance in the game, although I expect a few H? conspiracy ones to be posted in any case. LOL 

Anyone that breaks those rules can expect a visit from me and possibly other members of the Order too if you are completely out of order with what you say... Not to mention the arbitrary warning from GM Luna. If this thread gets locked because of some idiot the least they will have to worry about is a trout being thrown at them! 

Lets be hearing them then... Happy theorising! Beer
Doesn't look good... doesn't look bad either!

"Manananananananananan, so long Sir, and thanks for all the fish." ~ St.Jude
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