The horde is marching!!

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Harken, all Orcs big and small and all greenskin servitors.

The Great Chief has decreed through his Always-Chiefs and his chosen champion, Bolg'uruk, that now when the false king Sigurd has finally lifted restrictions on travel, all Orcs and greenskins must gather in Mal Motsha in preperation for the glory and dread that is the Great Age of the Orc!

All orcs will be judged by size and skill and given an appropiate role in this alliance of orcs and even though Orcs must always prove their worth by standing alone, for this great gathering all supplies amassed by the Black Skull Horde (BSH) will be available for rebuilding after such a taxing move and in order to prepare The Horde for the trials ahead. When you arrive seek out Bolg'uruk, Skullfed, Shuey, Azra or me for induction into this great alliance

Come big and small and suffer through the trials set forth to us by The Great Chief so we can prove worthy of The Horde and usher in a new Age of The Orc!

Uruk! Uruk! Uruk-Hai!!
Blood, glory and Conquest awaits us all!

Nvp33 - Voice of The Horde

Edited by Gromsh - 21 Aug 2011 at 02:55

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nvp33 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Wordsmith Joined: 17 Oct 2010 Status: Offline Points: 124	Topic: The horde is marching!! Posted: 21 Aug 2011 at 00:54
	Harken, all Orcs big and small and all greenskin servitors. The Great Chief has decreed through his Always-Chiefs and his chosen champion, Bolg'uruk, that now when the false king Sigurd has finally lifted restrictions on travel, all Orcs and greenskins must gather in Mal Motsha in preperation for the glory and dread that is the Great Age of the Orc! All orcs will be judged by size and skill and given an appropiate role in this alliance of orcs and even though Orcs must always prove their worth by standing alone, for this great gathering all supplies amassed by the Black Skull Horde (BSH) will be available for rebuilding after such a taxing move and in order to prepare The Horde for the trials ahead. When you arrive seek out Bolg'uruk, Skullfed, Shuey, Azra or me for induction into this great alliance Come big and small and suffer through the trials set forth to us by The Great Chief so we can prove worthy of The Horde and usher in a new Age of The Orc! Uruk! Uruk! Uruk-Hai!! Blood, glory and Conquest awaits us all! Nvp33 - Voice of The Horde Edited by Gromsh - 21 Aug 2011 at 02:55

LordOfTheSwamp Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Forum Warrior Joined: 23 May 2011 Location: Swamp of Fyrgis Status: Offline Points: 481	Posted: 21 Aug 2011 at 18:24
	Ahgh nooo! I would weep, but that not be Orc-like. So I will shout, stamp and punch my servants instead. No, no, no! Really angry about this! The Always-Chiefs have spoken. My own Seers confirmed it. Even when I beat them, and tell them I'll eat their eyes if they don't change their prophesies, still, they still say it's true. So it must be true! (Or else Bolg'urik is paying them really well!) But when I joined the Valar I swore my sword-arm to their cause. Now what am I to do? If I had sworn on some lesser part of my body, like my foot or ear, or even my genitals, then I'd cut the sworn-bits off, send the bloody chunk to Valar, and join the Horde in Mal Motsha. But my-sword arm! How can I fight for glory with no arm? But how can I not follow the champion of the Always-Chiefs?! I will have to stay with the Valar. I've sworn my sword arm to them. But if I had not, I would join the Horde.
	"A boy is building sandcastles on a beach. You go and kick down his castle. You could say that it only reflects how you play with sandcastles. Others may think it reflects who you are." - Ander.

nvp33 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Wordsmith Joined: 17 Oct 2010 Status: Offline Points: 124	Posted: 21 Aug 2011 at 18:37
	We have heard about proud orcs being held against their will in evil alliances who don't even feed them elf hearts or let them ravage women. They even use them for manual labor, a task everyone knows slaves are used for, not proud and strong warrior orcs who should bathe in the blood of their enemies from the age of 2! The Always-Chiefs wills that these orcs be released from their bondage, or at least be fed properly, and sent to Mal Motsha for the great gathering. Blood and Glory!! Nvp33 - Voice of The Horde

Gorx Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List New Poster Joined: 23 Aug 2011 Status: Offline Points: 15	Posted: 23 Aug 2011 at 08:12
	Any oath giving in the presence of Elfs is not considered binding since it is obviously given under their bewitching influence. True Orc would cut of his sword arm and beat them to death with it!! Then grow another arm and join us!!! Zug Zug Gorx.

Rorgash Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Postmaster Joined: 23 Aug 2011 Status: Offline Points: 894	Posted: 23 Aug 2011 at 20:36
	I am ready to join the Horde for the coming Waargh! FOR THE HORDE!

LordOfTheSwamp Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Forum Warrior Joined: 23 May 2011 Location: Swamp of Fyrgis Status: Offline Points: 481	Posted: 26 Aug 2011 at 22:48
	Oi Gorx - you saying you're more Orc than me?! Cos I can't grow my own arm back?! You reckon you can!?! Well, come up here, I'll chop your arm off, and we'll see if it grows back...
	"A boy is building sandcastles on a beach. You go and kick down his castle. You could say that it only reflects how you play with sandcastles. Others may think it reflects who you are." - Ander.

Gorx Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List New Poster Joined: 23 Aug 2011 Status: Offline Points: 15	Posted: 06 Sep 2011 at 07:17
	Gorx is not much for experiments ... that's for scientifically inclined scholars

Tordenkaffen Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Postmaster Joined: 16 Oct 2010 Location: Denmark Status: Offline Points: 821	Posted: 06 Sep 2011 at 07:41
	Hows it going greenies? You amassing some righteous WAAAGH!!?

Leungarific Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Wordsmith Joined: 28 Jun 2010 Location: Hong Kong Status: Offline Points: 114	Posted: 06 Sep 2011 at 11:18
	Leungarific's terrific dakka store! Message now for great offers on siege blocks, beer, spears and whatnots! Limited supply of dried human jerky available.

Smoking GNU Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Forum Warrior Joined: 12 Jun 2010 Location: Windhoek Status: Offline Points: 313	Posted: 28 Sep 2011 at 14:31
	Perrrfect. Now just line up neatly for my crossbows over THERE. Now YOU lot lift up your arms for my stals like THIS.... I just love it when targets group together like this.