The Greatest Quest on Illyriad!

bullsh!tter: n. dung shovellers job providers

While waiting for next moon phases, we should, I guess, enrich Illyriad's dictionary with new definitions, in order to help define the concept of 'soon™':

swift: adj. happening or moving quickly or within a short time
quickly: adv. within a short time, i.e. within the next moon cycle
'ruinous onslaught': expr. ominous passive occupation of suburban squares
'scant hours': expr. indeterminate number of hours, distributed on a number of moon phases

The Captain of The Guard at Karak Drak reports in
Sent By:	System
Received By:	Epidemic [Siege]
Date:	06 Nov 2014 01:17
Knocking softly on your door, the Captain of The Guard asks for a moment of your time. "My liege, we've been receiving... what I can only describe as disturbing reports from the land around this fair city. Villagers working outside the city have started... disappearing. We cannot find any trace of them anywhere. When it was just a couple of villagers, the people believed that it was likely to be the work of wild animals - or perhaps a small pack of trolls travelling up from the South. However, when reports came to my ears of a small village that had simply vanished in the night, I rode out to investigate. It is as they say. There's simply no one there anymore; cooking pots and pans were still warm from the night's fire. Just... a dead village remained. No animals, no birds, no people. Nothing. Nothing remains to indicate what has happened to the good people of the land, and the neighbouring townspeople are frightened. We're at a loss as to what to do, frankly. Perhaps whatever is responsible will show itself in the light of day?" He thanks you for your time, promises to report anything suspicious, and leaves you to your thoughts.

Epidemic wrote: See what happens when I voice my anger in the forums...

/me squints.

no.

ummm, any news?