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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 Sep 2013 at 12:48
Banis - you also know that under the Dominion charter, page 14, sub section 10, paragraph 4 - Stealing elf ears is prohibited. 
This was agreed upon by the Horde to ensure you did not mistake us for dinner while on the battlefield.
I even provided a picture book for you! 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 Sep 2013 at 12:44
Ash, you know as well as I do that the act of stealing elf ears by orks is NATURE!  By not stealing elf ears I would be committing a crime against generations of my ork brethren, may the mighty astral spandex god Bon Jovi protect their innocent souls.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 Sep 2013 at 12:40
Originally posted by bansisdead bansisdead wrote:

 I would just like to correct some factual errors which some members of this community would wish you to believe.  Some would say I am camp pink spandex lovin' fat hairy ork, it just isn't true, I am slightly receding and much of the alleged hairiness is actually back hair, which has been dreaded for reasons of hygiene (obviously, do you think I'm also a dirty ork!).
 Some might say why not let sleeping elfs lie, but I cannot stand back and let those insidious forces spin their redolent prevarications.  Here I stand, as a camp, pink spandex lovin,  fat, slightly receding ork, for all to see and with nothing to hide, except my stolen elf ears.  Take it or leave it!  That is the truth!

INNOCENT???? ME thinks not when you have admitted it !!!!!!  I merely pointed out the reason for the start of the war, your reluctance to admit you stole my ears!!!! (and your back hair problem) I demand their return at once!!! Or I shall send smelly humans to invade your cave! 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 Sep 2013 at 12:34
Regardless of who believes this thread is serious or not, there is more at stake!  My honour and reputation is hanging in tatters.  I have been unjustly accused of a heinous crime which I am innocent of and I will not rest until the perpetrators of this crime are punished by the mighty astral spandex god Bon Jovi.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 Sep 2013 at 12:32
Darkwords - Perhaps you should re-read what it says about the area of the forum where this thread is posted - wait - here it is for you - 

The Caravanserai - A place to just chat about whatever takes your fancy, whether it's about Illyriad or not.

 If you want "fairly serious discussion regarding the game" may i politely suggest  you click on the Games and suggestions forum instead ? Tecnical Support is also a good one. 
Either way, it is more than a two person discussion, i,e me, Banis, Luna, Robbrit, Abstractdream, Widdershins all have commented. So have a cuppa of whatever you like and just roll with it. 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 Sep 2013 at 12:21
This is very serious Darkwords civilisation as we know it hangs in the balance.  BTW I thought this forum was used to spam insults at each other thinly disguised as threads about wars.

Edit oh sry that is the Politics and & Diplomacy thread.  


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 Sep 2013 at 11:51
I hate to sound like a 'kill joy', or some grumpy old man (which is a more accurate description for me), but could such banter as this PLEASE be conducted via GC or IGMs.

This forum is generally used for fairly serious discussion regarding the game and for it to be spammed with what is essentially a two way talk that could be done via igm's is a real shame in my eyes.

I would hate to see such a thing become common place and it would certainly make me less fond of this game.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 Sep 2013 at 10:46
OMG - now my eyes will never be the same Banis! that pictures is just wrong on soooooo many levels.and there were no factual errors presented. I told the truth, i just mentioned the back hair cause it is the only hair I can see :P. AHA! I knew you had me ears ! Our war of words will continue until my ears have been restored to me! OH and by the way, LOVEEE today's yellow spandex LOL
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 Sep 2013 at 08:29
 I would just like to correct some factual errors which some members of this community would wish you to believe.  Some would say I am camp pink spandex lovin' fat hairy ork, it just isn't true, I am slightly receding and much of the alleged hairiness is actually back hair, which has been dreaded for reasons of hygiene (obviously, do you think I'm also a dirty ork!).
 Some might say why not let sleeping elfs lie, but I cannot stand back and let those insidious forces spin their redolent prevarications.  Here I stand, as a camp, pink spandex lovin,  fat, slightly receding ork, for all to see and with nothing to hide, except my stolen elf ears.  Take it or leave it!  That is the truth!


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 Sep 2013 at 18:33
I have friends both elf and orc and demand this senseless, never ending war of word must ended now. If peace is not settled by the next of the next moon phase, I will personally settle this myself. I prepared to strip down to spandex and dance until those ears are restored and orcs put on pants, big parachute pants.
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