SIEGE! The Ultimate Diplo Unit

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   Great Leader once said "SIEGE! The Ultimate Diplo Unit" - Baughb circa 2011

I happen to agree with Great Leader, he is a wise and benevolent man who demonstrates great patience and compassion on those who would harm his flock.

As we met today in AC for our daily session of "Two minute hate", Great Leader reminded us that we must show compassion to the many enemies that have thrown themselves at our gates. We must offer them opportunites to make restitution for their wayward ways.

So we did call upon Brother Sistim Mes'idges to bring forth the sacred books of recordkeeping and as we scoured the books of petty annoyances and mild irritations, we were met with two names that did saunter, nay skipped and frolicced, off the pages and into our welcoming bosoms.

Those names were Nokigon and Belthazor of Alliance CoK.

Through the course of our valiant, just and true war with the fairy people of Alliance Havoc Unleashed, while we stood outside the gates of Gorian with our catapults and weapons of mass construction (We were there to erect a Huggery for their Cuddly King. Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptangya Ziiinnggggggg Ni!), we were assailed by armies sent forth to smash our noble machines sent by none other than the wicked and scurrilous HR representatives Nokigon and Belthazor.

BUT NO! This is not the end of their preposterous deeds, no. As Great Leader reminded us, they sent thieves to our fine cities and took all of our pies and did eat them with gluttonous wild abandon in front of the Weight Watchers outside our walls. Our people were outraged at this cruel behaviour and begged us, their noble Lords, to make right for Peasant 2895A.pi Fatty McGee and Fat'her Soup'erior Richard Simmons.

Good people of Illyriad, we cannot stand idly by while these acts are perpetrated shamelessly on our bloated and pox ridden citizens.

In order to redeem their honor, for we do love our people so, and to extend the hand of restitution seeking to these two mammering, onion-eyed, hobo feet lickers and challenge them to WAR!

Here follows the opening volley of our terms and conditions! We expect your answers on the eve of the first day of the month of August

Listing of Participants

On the side of righteousness and William T. Kirkner of the Star Trek Enterprise:
The Knights Templar

On the side of pie eating in front of fatties and Joey Lawrence, "star" of Blossom:
Nokigon, Belthazor and one other player of their choosing of pop size ~15kish or under.

Declaration of Victory

The first side to SIEZE (not raze) a city through capture, shall be called the victors and shall have the right to name the seized city in such a way that it is an enduring reminder of the suckage of the losing side.

Rules of Engagement

Only the parties named herein may participate in the shenanigans. No outside parties are to be employed for diplomatic reasons, diplomats include units of type Scouts, Spies, Thieves, Saboteurs and Assassins. For a full listing of diplomatic units refer to http://illyriad.honoredsoft.com/wiki/Diplomatic_Units

Only the parties named herein may dispatch military units against the parties listed herein. No mercenaries may be hired and no foreign armies may take up residence for the purposes of defence in any of the cities of the parties listed herein. 

Outside purchasing and donation of ALL types of resources, including prestige, are acceptable forms of aid.

Do you Nokigon and Belthazor agree to this challenge? Or will you shirk back into the shadows of droopy drawers from whence you came?

On behalf of our illustrious and magnificent Grand Poo-Pah, Baughb, we call you out to face the pimply outrage of Knights Templar!

(All credit for this idea is to be ascribed to Baughb, flowery rhetoric is the domain of Public Relations XO, StJude)

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StJude Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Postmaster Joined: 12 Jun 2011 Status: Offline Points: 568	Posted: 30 Jul 2011 at 04:40
	Great Leader once said "SIEGE! The Ultimate Diplo Unit" - Baughb circa 2011 I happen to agree with Great Leader, he is a wise and benevolent man who demonstrates great patience and compassion on those who would harm his flock. As we met today in AC for our daily session of "Two minute hate", Great Leader reminded us that we must show compassion to the many enemies that have thrown themselves at our gates. We must offer them opportunites to make restitution for their wayward ways. So we did call upon Brother Sistim Mes'idges to bring forth the sacred books of recordkeeping and as we scoured the books of petty annoyances and mild irritations, we were met with two names that did saunter, nay skipped and frolicced, off the pages and into our welcoming bosoms. Those names were Nokigon and Belthazor of Alliance CoK. Through the course of our valiant, just and true war with the fairy people of Alliance Havoc Unleashed, while we stood outside the gates of Gorian with our catapults and weapons of mass construction (We were there to erect a Huggery for their Cuddly King. Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptangya Ziiinnggggggg Ni!), we were assailed by armies sent forth to smash our noble machines sent by none other than the wicked and scurrilous HR representatives Nokigon and Belthazor. BUT NO! This is not the end of their preposterous deeds, no. As Great Leader reminded us, they sent thieves to our fine cities and took all of our pies and did eat them with gluttonous wild abandon in front of the Weight Watchers outside our walls. Our people were outraged at this cruel behaviour and begged us, their noble Lords, to make right for Peasant 2895A.pi Fatty McGee and Fat'her Soup'erior Richard Simmons. Good people of Illyriad, we cannot stand idly by while these acts are perpetrated shamelessly on our bloated and pox ridden citizens. In order to redeem their honor, for we do love our people so, and to extend the hand of restitution seeking to these two mammering, onion-eyed, hobo feet lickers and challenge them to WAR! Here follows the opening volley of our terms and conditions! We expect your answers on the eve of the first day of the month of August Listing of Participants On the side of righteousness and William T. Kirkner of the Star Trek Enterprise: The Knights Templar On the side of pie eating in front of fatties and Joey Lawrence, "star" of Blossom: Nokigon, Belthazor and one other player of their choosing of pop size ~15kish or under. Declaration of Victory The first side to SIEZE (not raze) a city through capture, shall be called the victors and shall have the right to name the seized city in such a way that it is an enduring reminder of the suckage of the losing side. Rules of Engagement Only the parties named herein may participate in the shenanigans. No outside parties are to be employed for diplomatic reasons, diplomats include units of type Scouts, Spies, Thieves, Saboteurs and Assassins. For a full listing of diplomatic units refer to http://illyriad.honoredsoft.com/wiki/Diplomatic_Units Only the parties named herein may dispatch military units against the parties listed herein. No mercenaries may be hired and no foreign armies may take up residence for the purposes of defence in any of the cities of the parties listed herein. Outside purchasing and donation of ALL types of resources, including prestige, are acceptable forms of aid. Do you Nokigon and Belthazor agree to this challenge? Or will you shirk back into the shadows of droopy drawers from whence you came? On behalf of our illustrious and magnificent Grand Poo-Pah, Baughb, we call you out to face the pimply outrage of Knights Templar! (All credit for this idea is to be ascribed to Baughb, flowery rhetoric is the domain of Public Relations XO, StJude)