War Declaration
Printed From: Illyriad
Category: The World
Forum Name: Politics & Diplomacy
Forum Description: If you run an alliance on Elgea, here's where you should make your intentions public.
URL: http://forum.illyriad.co.uk/forum_posts.asp?TID=5501
Printed Date: 17 Apr 2022 at 14:21
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Topic: War Declaration
Posted By: Jane DarkMagic
Subject: War Declaration
Date Posted: 02 Apr 2014 at 00:19
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It is with a heavy heart that I announce that mcrow officially declares war on ecrow. This has been escalating for a long time. The reasons are as follows: -Ecrow has forced pacifism on mcrow. We used to be a much more militant alliance, but certain players in ecrow have infiltrated mcrow with alts who have forced us to not participate in any of the current wars. -Ecrow has continually insulted mcrow in the crow chat channel calling us names including but not limited to "our momma is so fat she when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house", "mcrow is so dumb they confuse pie and pi" "lyken wears pink underpants" only to name a few. Enough is enough. Down with tyranny!!!!!
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Posted By: Captain Kindly
Date Posted: 02 Apr 2014 at 01:37
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And so it begins... The Crow Civil war as prophecied by Epidemic has started... ------------- http://elgea.illyriad.co.uk/a/p/60249" rel="nofollow"> 
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Posted By: Rill
Date Posted: 02 Apr 2014 at 01:59
| It's true about the pink underpants. I've seen 'em. VERY unfortunate night in Crow chat, that. |
Posted By: Deranzin
Date Posted: 02 Apr 2014 at 08:28
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ehm ... so how exactly will war solve those two issues .?. If you do not like eCrow, then kick their alts out of your alliance and steer your alliance to the way and goals you all like. And if you find them insulting in front of the other crows, call a "branch meeting" and either call for their punishment there. Either way, two alliances that wear the same brand name should, imho, not go to war between themselves ... at least not while still bearing those names ... -------------   Just like a "before and after" ad ! ahahahaah :p |
Posted By: Myzel
Date Posted: 02 Apr 2014 at 09:28
| I'm confused, since this appears to be posted on april 2nd in my time zone. |
Posted By: bansisdead
Date Posted: 02 Apr 2014 at 10:05
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Oh dear, has ECrow been calling MCrow names? If ever a reason for war there was, name calling has to be right up there... ------------- http://elgea.illyriad.co.uk/a/p/124253" rel="nofollow"> 
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Posted By: Smoking GNU
Date Posted: 02 Apr 2014 at 11:13
| A whole 19 minutes late for the whole April 1st thing i see, Jane. |
Posted By: Kumomoto
Date Posted: 02 Apr 2014 at 14:58
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I can just see the meeting: "Your feathers are dusty... Oh yeah? Well your beak is dented... Yeah? Say that to my face beady eyes! Your mother was stuffed in a pie! You're a carrion eater! (wait... so am I?) See? I made you eat... yourself..." |
Posted By: Deranzin
Date Posted: 02 Apr 2014 at 15:52
Indeed indeed ... same here ...  ------------- Just like a "before and after" ad ! ahahahaah :p |
Myzel wrote:Posted By: bansisdead
Date Posted: 02 Apr 2014 at 16:31
Maybe this is crow comic timing. ------------- http://elgea.illyriad.co.uk/a/p/124253" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: Nokigon
Date Posted: 02 Apr 2014 at 17:13
| Typical mcrow, late as always. |
Posted By: Zenorra
Date Posted: 02 Apr 2014 at 18:48
Those crazy crow kids, always fooling around. 
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Posted By: Aurordan
Date Posted: 02 Apr 2014 at 19:44
| So, to clarify, this was, in fact, a tired and poorly timed joke, right? |
Posted By: bardem
Date Posted: 03 Apr 2014 at 20:35
| Ecrow will burn!!!! |
Posted By: Hora
Date Posted: 04 Apr 2014 at 00:23
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Wow, where has all the style gone? No, really, starting wars by "Your momma " jokes?!  Years back, in the good old proper wars, we found at least some trove mines to get the insults started  (And it definitly says 2nd April for me, too...)
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Posted By: Nikon
Date Posted: 04 Apr 2014 at 01:41
| id really get into this war if it wasnt for the fact that the eCrow dorfs tried to siege me but found my beer moat. now all they're doing is having a blockading party. cant get anything done now :/ |
Posted By: Brandmeister
Date Posted: 04 Apr 2014 at 02:27
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As an eCrow, I find it completely reasonable to destroy people in the name of peace. Especially dangerous military warmongers like Jane. Jane, and that guy who competes with me selling beer. Who knows how much war he's been plotting. This message brought to you by the eCrow Ministry of Peace. |
Posted By: Deranzin
Date Posted: 04 Apr 2014 at 11:45
One could say that we s-trove for quality ... ------------- Just like a "before and after" ad ! ahahahaah :p |
Posted By: Lady Dianna
Date Posted: 04 Apr 2014 at 12:58
I have to agree that two alliances sharing the "same name" fighting a war looks bad.  Mediation should be tried first. Kick the "troublemakers" out and go where you want in your alliance and leave the naysayers behind.P.S.-April 2nd for me as well!
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Posted By: AZADICAN
Date Posted: 04 Apr 2014 at 13:45
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I don't understand why some people have trouble with a war between two alliance with the same name. Do u guys think that North Korea would change their name before they declare ware to South Korea??? Think about it and respect the decision of my brothers.
That been said, as a Crow, please let me know if any of you guys need any assistants, I will be glad to help both sides.  ------------- 
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Posted By: Sheza
Date Posted: 04 Apr 2014 at 13:54
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Sister Alliances Fight all the time. nothing new . ------------- If Horses don't go to Heaven when they die. then I want to go where they go. |
Posted By: Rill
Date Posted: 04 Apr 2014 at 20:56
| Sibling rivalry? |
Posted By: Diva
Date Posted: 04 Apr 2014 at 23:48
Oh will you all just start nesting!! It's spring!  ------------- "Um diva.... you are sort of acting like a .... diva...." - PhoenixFire |
Posted By: Rill
Date Posted: 05 Apr 2014 at 00:24
| ah, so you're thinking it's some sort of mating behavior? Interesting hypothesis. |
Posted By: Aurordan
Date Posted: 05 Apr 2014 at 01:34
| Well, y'all do go through this every year... |
Posted By: Diomedes
Date Posted: 07 Apr 2014 at 07:03
They're probably all from south of the Equator - it's autumn ------------- "Walk in the way of the good, for the righteous will dwell in the land" |