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ELF CLUB - Invitation

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Forum Name: Alliance Recruitment
Forum Description: If you run an alliance and need members, or if you want to join an alliance on the Elgea Continent, post here.
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Topic: ELF CLUB - Invitation
Posted By: nonin
Subject: ELF CLUB - Invitation
Date Posted: 10 Apr 2010 at 17:30
Brother and sister Elfs,
 
You are all invited to join Elf Club [ELF].
 
Ranks will be granted after Your LVL

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>>----> #*#*##*##*#*# >>---->
>>----> #*#*#ORC#*#*# >>---->
>>----> #*#*#ARS#*#*# >>---->
>>----> #*##*###*##*# >>---->
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We need You, we miss You, we trust You
 
Let us have fun by uniting our bows!!
 
nonin
 
p.s. I am open to all the suggestions... made by elfs :))



Replies:
Posted By: Chu-Cullain
Date Posted: 11 Apr 2010 at 07:22
The first rule of Elf Club is that you don't talk about Elf Club.

Also, everybody elfs.


Posted By: Arbiter
Date Posted: 12 Apr 2010 at 20:10
Originally posted by nonin nonin wrote:

Let us have fun by uniting our bows!!
 


.. Elves are actually fairies! (Someone had to say it..)

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We're the White Company, if something gets in our way we shank it with a ten foot spear.


Posted By: Diablito
Date Posted: 12 Apr 2010 at 20:58

Racist bastards, Ye I know about the mails you've sent my members, filled with racist bile and vitriole.


Posted By: Chu-Cullain
Date Posted: 13 Apr 2010 at 02:45
Some of my best friends are elves. 


Posted By: Wuzzel
Date Posted: 13 Apr 2010 at 09:41
Originally posted by Chu-Cullain Chu-Cullain wrote:

Some of my best friends are elves. 


Do you copulate with them?


Posted By: nonin
Date Posted: 13 Apr 2010 at 13:35
Dear Diablito,
 
Are You trying to provocate war? :D this would be a nice excuse, would it? ;)
 
1) Yes, I have mailed few invitations to some Elves that are part of other alliances.
2) Yes, I don't like Orcs as they have destroyed the peacful village of my childhood on Christmas night when I was a small kid just for drunken desire to see Elves die from their dirty swords.
3) Still, we ARE NOT accusing orcs for being orcs - as You can't choose Your parents, BUT - do not dare to come to our houses and frighten our children!!!
 
! any attack on our alliance members will be understood as hate torwards us - peaceful Elfs.
 
wishing You all peacfull development and strong swords when it comes to necessity of fighting.
 
member of Elf club,
nonin


Posted By: Arbiter
Date Posted: 13 Apr 2010 at 16:18
Originally posted by nonin nonin wrote:


2) Yes, I don't like Orcs as they have destroyed the peacful village of my childhood on Christmas night when I was a small kid just for drunken desire to see Elves die from their dirty swords.

Are you sure he didn't visit your village before you were born? *coughhalfbloodcough*
I like orcs, they're very good to not be enemies with.



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We're the White Company, if something gets in our way we shank it with a ten foot spear.


Posted By: nonin
Date Posted: 13 Apr 2010 at 17:40
Originally posted by Arbiter Arbiter wrote:

[QUOTE=nonin]

I like orcs, they're very good to not be enemies with.
 
;) i'm sure that You are not afraid to have enemies at all :D
 
but, of course, everybody can have his or her own opinion, and elves are raised up with respect to other races.
 
History will show You - that elves have been providing shelter for both human and dwarfs, especially human when You were fighting among each other.
 
... but the history is only to be written


Posted By: Diablito
Date Posted: 13 Apr 2010 at 17:43
I regularly have sex with men, but I have to say...you're seriously gay.


Posted By: Arbiter
Date Posted: 13 Apr 2010 at 17:59
Originally posted by nonin nonin wrote:


;) i'm sure that You are not afraid to have enemies at all :D


Your pitiful attempt at sarcasm is futile, elves should know better than to match wits with superior beings, including but not limited to: humans, orcs, trolls, chimpanzees, gorillas, most elephants and several species of ant.
I pfshaw at you!


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We're the White Company, if something gets in our way we shank it with a ten foot spear.


Posted By: Wuzzel
Date Posted: 13 Apr 2010 at 18:11
Originally posted by nonin nonin wrote:

Originally posted by Arbiter Arbiter wrote:

[QUOTE=nonin]

I like orcs, they're very good to not be enemies with.
 
;) i'm sure that You are not afraid to have enemies at all :D
 
but, of course, everybody can have his or her own opinion, and elves are raised up with respect to other races.
 
History will show You - that elves have been providing shelter for both human and dwarfs, especially human when You were fighting among each other.
 
... but the history is only to be written


There is no such things you are speaking of in the History of Illyria!
When have elves provide shelter for both human and dwarves?


Posted By: nonin
Date Posted: 13 Apr 2010 at 18:23
Originally posted by Wuzzel Wuzzel wrote:

When have elves provide shelter for both human and dwarves?
 
yesterday we had a poker party with a human and 3 dwarfs (will be not named). so, the stakes were low and we had way too much brandy... our guests were too drunk to go home and found a shelter in local Elf pub "Forseshoe and Dragon" :D
 
does it count? ;)


Posted By: nonin
Date Posted: 13 Apr 2010 at 18:24
... some spelling mistakes due to the great taste of that magic brandy


Posted By: Wuzzel
Date Posted: 13 Apr 2010 at 19:00
Pics or lies.


Posted By: nonin
Date Posted: 13 Apr 2010 at 19:03
:D :D :D


Posted By: tylerad
Date Posted: 05 Jun 2010 at 00:52
what person elf,dwarf,or human takes pics when their drunk unless something funny happen LOL


Posted By: CranK
Date Posted: 05 Jun 2010 at 08:01
there must have been some funny situations... ever seen dwarfs and humans in a elven tree when they are drunk? Its like oil and water.. some things just don't go well together..



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