ELF CLUB - Invitation
Printed From: Illyriad
Category: The World
Forum Name: Alliance Recruitment
Forum Description: If you run an alliance and need members, or if you want to join an alliance on the Elgea Continent, post here.
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Topic: ELF CLUB - Invitation
Posted By: nonin
Subject: ELF CLUB - Invitation
Date Posted: 10 Apr 2010 at 17:30
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Brother and sister Elfs,
You are all invited to join Elf Club [ELF].
Ranks will be granted after Your LVL
>>----> *###******##** >>----> >>----> #*#*##*##**## >>----> >>----> ##*#*****#*## >>----> >>----> #*#*##*##*#*# >>----> >>----> #*#*# >>----> #*#*# >>----> #*##*###*##*# >>----> >>----> ##**#***##*## >>----> >>----> #*#********#*# >>----> >>----> *###########* >>----> We need You, we miss You, we trust You
Let us have fun by uniting our bows!!
nonin
p.s. I am open to all the suggestions... made by elfs :))
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Replies:
Posted By: Chu-Cullain
Date Posted: 11 Apr 2010 at 07:22
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The first rule of Elf Club is that you don't talk about Elf Club. Also, everybody elfs. |
Posted By: Arbiter
Date Posted: 12 Apr 2010 at 20:10
.. Elves are actually fairies! (Someone had to say it..) ------------- We're the White Company, if something gets in our way we shank it with a ten foot spear. |
nonin wrote:Posted By: Diablito
Date Posted: 12 Apr 2010 at 20:58
Racist bastards, Ye I know about the mails you've sent my members, filled with racist bile and vitriole.
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Posted By: Chu-Cullain
Date Posted: 13 Apr 2010 at 02:45
| Some of my best friends are elves. |
Posted By: Wuzzel
Date Posted: 13 Apr 2010 at 09:41
Do you copulate with them? |
Posted By: nonin
Date Posted: 13 Apr 2010 at 13:35
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Dear Diablito,
Are You trying to provocate war? :D this would be a nice excuse, would it? ;)
1) Yes, I have mailed few invitations to some Elves that are part of other alliances.
2) Yes, I don't like Orcs as they have destroyed the peacful village of my childhood on Christmas night when I was a small kid just for drunken desire to see Elves die from their dirty swords.
3) Still, we ARE NOT accusing orcs for being orcs - as You can't choose Your parents, BUT - do not dare to come to our houses and frighten our children!!!
! any attack on our alliance members will be understood as hate torwards us - peaceful Elfs.
wishing You all peacfull development and strong swords when it comes to necessity of fighting.
member of Elf club,
nonin
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Posted By: Arbiter
Date Posted: 13 Apr 2010 at 16:18
Are you sure he didn't visit your village before you were born? *coughhalfbloodcough* I like orcs, they're very good to not be enemies with. ------------- We're the White Company, if something gets in our way we shank it with a ten foot spear. |
Posted By: nonin
Date Posted: 13 Apr 2010 at 17:40
;) i'm sure that You are not afraid to have enemies at all :D
but, of course, everybody can have his or her own opinion, and elves are raised up with respect to other races.
History will show You - that elves have been providing shelter for both human and dwarfs, especially human when You were fighting among each other.
... but the history is only to be written
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Posted By: Diablito
Date Posted: 13 Apr 2010 at 17:43
| I regularly have sex with men, but I have to say...you're seriously gay. |
Posted By: Arbiter
Date Posted: 13 Apr 2010 at 17:59
Your pitiful attempt at sarcasm is futile, elves should know better than to match wits with superior beings, including but not limited to: humans, orcs, trolls, chimpanzees, gorillas, most elephants and several species of ant. I pfshaw at you! ------------- We're the White Company, if something gets in our way we shank it with a ten foot spear. |
Posted By: Wuzzel
Date Posted: 13 Apr 2010 at 18:11
There is no such things you are speaking of in the History of Illyria! When have elves provide shelter for both human and dwarves? |
Posted By: nonin
Date Posted: 13 Apr 2010 at 18:23
yesterday we had a poker party with a human and 3 dwarfs (will be not named). so, the stakes were low and we had way too much brandy... our guests were too drunk to go home and found a shelter in local Elf pub "Forseshoe and Dragon" :D
does it count? ;)
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Posted By: nonin
Date Posted: 13 Apr 2010 at 18:24
| ... some spelling mistakes due to the great taste of that magic brandy |
Posted By: Wuzzel
Date Posted: 13 Apr 2010 at 19:00
| Pics or lies. |
Posted By: nonin
Date Posted: 13 Apr 2010 at 19:03
| :D :D :D |
Posted By: tylerad
Date Posted: 05 Jun 2010 at 00:52
what person elf,dwarf,or human takes pics when their drunk unless something funny happen 
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Posted By: CranK
Date Posted: 05 Jun 2010 at 08:01
| there must have been some funny situations... ever seen dwarfs and humans in a elven tree when they are drunk? Its like oil and water.. some things just don't go well together.. |