Party! Neverending Story
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Topic: Party! Neverending Story
Posted By: Rill
Subject: Party! Neverending Story
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2011 at 01:11
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This story is being written as part of the Elgea Opening Bash. We are going to write a story as a community. The rule is, you can only add one sentence at a time, and you cannot make consecutive posts. So I will start the story with: Once upon a time there was a beautiful elven maiden who lived in a swamp.
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Posted By: Kilotov of DokGthung
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2011 at 02:13
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and ate swamp lichen all day long..
-------------  my words on this forum are from me alone. DLords official words only come from HighKing Belargyle |
Posted By: Rill
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2011 at 02:17
| She ate swamp lichen, that is, when she wasn't in the mood for protein. |
Posted By: Manannan
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2011 at 03:47
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But when she wasn't eating lichen she was hunting the swamp for a handsome orc to marry, and this is not an easy task as you can imagine. ------------- Doesn't look good... doesn't look bad either! "Manananananananananan, so long Sir, and thanks for all the fish." ~ St.Jude |
Posted By: liberty6
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2011 at 03:49
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since orc didn't tarry in the swamp.
------------- whats happened to the world? if intelegent life came to earth is RL would they consider us intelligent or not? probably not!!!! |
Posted By: Rill
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2011 at 04:17
| Orcs don't tarry in the swamp, so the elven maiden laid a trap for one. |
Posted By: Rymal
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2011 at 04:49
| Orcs are not handsome, further complicating the task .... |
Posted By: liberty6
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2011 at 04:51
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many orcs also wouldn't be caught dead being married to an elf, for it was intolerable to the orc race. ------------- whats happened to the world? if intelegent life came to earth is RL would they consider us intelligent or not? probably not!!!! |
Posted By: Rill
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2011 at 05:22
| Orcs wouldn't be caught dead ... but the elven maiden was determined to catch one alive to be her mate. |
Posted By: Lashka
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2011 at 06:10
| Because, as everyone knows, undead orcs make horrible husbands. |
Posted By: Kilotov of DokGthung
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2011 at 06:11
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they die to quickly
------------- my words on this forum are from me alone. DLords official words only come from HighKing Belargyle |
Posted By: scaramouche
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2011 at 07:12
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anyway...this orc didnt die so quickly and his name was......BOB... |
Posted By: Southern Dwarf
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2011 at 07:16
| His name was Bob - but that was only the short form of Borisjelski Olgarjewitch Budarajov |
Posted By: Kilotov of DokGthung
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2011 at 07:32
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better known in his area as "hates your guts B.O.B" or as "the raw meat muncher ogre" ------------- my words on this forum are from me alone. DLords official words only come from HighKing Belargyle |
Posted By: Rill
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2011 at 07:57
| So the intrepid maiden was checking her orc traps and came upon Borisjelski Olgarjewitch Budarajov, and she was overjoyed. |
Posted By: Southern Dwarf
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2011 at 12:21
| But he was not really into Elven women and not into women in general - more clinging to other proud and hot Orcish warriors. But it happened that time his twin brother was visiting. |
Posted By: Binky the Berserker
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2011 at 17:09
| who wasn't handsome by any standards, but the elven maiden was getting desperate. |
Posted By: liberty6
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2011 at 18:17
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bob notices the elf maiden approaching ,wearing her most seductive cloths, and says "come any closer i will gut you ELF" ------------- whats happened to the world? if intelegent life came to earth is RL would they consider us intelligent or not? probably not!!!! |
Posted By: Lashka
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2011 at 19:57
| And using her best seductive voice, the elf maiden said, "Really, I must confess, I've always wanted to find myself hoisted on an orc's spear..." |
Posted By: EternalFire
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2011 at 20:48
| So the Orc pulled out his spear and impaled the sensual elven maid. |
Posted By: liberty6
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2011 at 22:42
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the maiden elf then cast a spell which saved her life and made the orc paralyzed.
------------- whats happened to the world? if intelegent life came to earth is RL would they consider us intelligent or not? probably not!!!! |
Posted By: Kilotov of DokGthung
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2011 at 22:46
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even trough the life of the elven maiden was never in danger, but her grace sure had fallen. ------------- my words on this forum are from me alone. DLords official words only come from HighKing Belargyle |
Posted By: liberty6
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2011 at 23:40
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as she held the orc to her mercy it pleaded for death, even as the maiden sung herself back into beauty
------------- whats happened to the world? if intelegent life came to earth is RL would they consider us intelligent or not? probably not!!!! |
Posted By: EternalFire
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2011 at 23:52
| but then she noticed a ring of elf flesh on his finger and realized he was married to another orc |
Posted By: liberty6
Date Posted: 22 Nov 2011 at 00:49
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she quickly and without effort killed the orc with magic since her seductive wear didn't allow for a deadly. weapon
------------- whats happened to the world? if intelegent life came to earth is RL would they consider us intelligent or not? probably not!!!! |
Posted By: EternalFire
Date Posted: 22 Nov 2011 at 00:52
| but then the orcs lover found out the orc died.. |
Posted By: liberty6
Date Posted: 22 Nov 2011 at 01:26
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the orc lover quickly set out for the swamp to find the elf responsible
------------- whats happened to the world? if intelegent life came to earth is RL would they consider us intelligent or not? probably not!!!! |
Posted By: Truth
Date Posted: 22 Nov 2011 at 05:54
| and killed the beautiful elven maiden for good. The End. |
Posted By: Rill
Date Posted: 22 Nov 2011 at 06:29
| Or was it? |
Posted By: Binky the Berserker
Date Posted: 22 Nov 2011 at 15:36
| A short time later, a merry little halfling wandered through the swamp and found the ring of elven flesh on the orc's finger. |
Posted By: Kilotov of DokGthung
Date Posted: 22 Nov 2011 at 15:46
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he gleefully ate it on the spot, being a halfling and all
------------- my words on this forum are from me alone. DLords official words only come from HighKing Belargyle |
Posted By: EternalFire
Date Posted: 22 Nov 2011 at 15:47
| He then had horrible indigestion from eating said ring of flesh |
Posted By: Binky the Berserker
Date Posted: 22 Nov 2011 at 15:53
| and so the ring ended up in a big pile of halfling manure and was forgotton for hundreds of yesrs, untill... |
Posted By: Southern Dwarf
Date Posted: 22 Nov 2011 at 19:44
| the Heart of Corruption blossomed at the spot. |
Posted By: liberty6
Date Posted: 23 Nov 2011 at 04:08
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upon which millions of elves gathered on the spot to try and rid the corruption from the area.
------------- whats happened to the world? if intelegent life came to earth is RL would they consider us intelligent or not? probably not!!!! |
Posted By: Silverlake
Date Posted: 23 Nov 2011 at 06:52
| They sent scouts, and thieves, and spies... oh my! |
Posted By: liberty6
Date Posted: 23 Nov 2011 at 17:35
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finaly they found the source but soon realized the place had been corrupted by an elf that was killed by an orc
------------- whats happened to the world? if intelegent life came to earth is RL would they consider us intelligent or not? probably not!!!! |
Posted By: Silverlake
Date Posted: 23 Nov 2011 at 23:24
| And that the elf killed was the mother of the beautiful eleven maiden and the murderous orc was Bob's father; so at the end, the beautiful eleven maiden avenged her mother's death without knowing... |
Posted By: Celebcalen
Date Posted: 24 Nov 2011 at 00:13
| ...by being the inspiration behind a trivia spam thread of mindless drivel that dumbed down Illy and bored everyone to death! |
Posted By: liberty6
Date Posted: 24 Nov 2011 at 15:33
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And by being there to honor her mothers memory.
------------- whats happened to the world? if intelegent life came to earth is RL would they consider us intelligent or not? probably not!!!! |
Posted By: Kumomoto
Date Posted: 24 Nov 2011 at 19:34
| The end. |
Posted By: EternalFire
Date Posted: 24 Nov 2011 at 19:55
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Or so Kumoto thought |
Posted By: liberty6
Date Posted: 24 Nov 2011 at 23:48
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the elf maiden's daughter set out to kill ALL orcs ------------- whats happened to the world? if intelegent life came to earth is RL would they consider us intelligent or not? probably not!!!! |
Posted By: Bonaparta
Date Posted: 25 Nov 2011 at 17:35
| She wandered at the place of the original crime - Heart of the corruption. |
Posted By: liberty6
Date Posted: 28 Nov 2011 at 04:21
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and there saw a masive gathering of orc to spit in the elf maidens grave ------------- whats happened to the world? if intelegent life came to earth is RL would they consider us intelligent or not? probably not!!!! |
Posted By: Rill
Date Posted: 28 Nov 2011 at 06:19
| Upon seeing the masses of orcs, she thought better of her plan to defeat the orcs using only a needle and a pair of sewing shears. |
Posted By: EternalFire
Date Posted: 28 Nov 2011 at 13:44
| The only problem was, she couldnt remember where she placed the needle and sewing shears! |
Posted By: Createure
Date Posted: 28 Nov 2011 at 14:33
Which didn't matter anyways... because she had already decided that the needle+sewing shears combo was a bad choice in the previous post... 
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Posted By: EternalFire
Date Posted: 28 Nov 2011 at 18:20
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But the story was written down in Orc writing,thus making ti hard to read what happened, a possible hint to the end of story perhaps? She then decided to use a sponge soaked in water. |
Posted By: Createure
Date Posted: 28 Nov 2011 at 18:41
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But this were no ordinary water. For it contained a single drop of "fairy liquid" effused within its midst. And it were no ordinary sponge either. Crafted by Illyriad's finest spongesmiths from Hanlip - made of 100% organic sea-sponge - and woven into the surface of one of its golden faces were a green scratchy material made from the husk of fruit from the tree known "Brillo", found only on the Isle of Farra. |
Posted By: Rill
Date Posted: 28 Nov 2011 at 20:29
| Perhaps the princess had heard of the common superstition among orcs that cleanliness is next to deadliness ... which explains a lot about orcs. |
Posted By: Bonaparta
Date Posted: 30 Nov 2011 at 08:14
| She advanced towards brutal hordes of orcs with her only weapon being a sponge when she suddenly heard her ancestral spirits warning her that even if she uses special all organic material sponge that might not be the brightest idea. |
Posted By: Binky the Berserker
Date Posted: 30 Nov 2011 at 10:35
| she was a modern thinking elven maiden and didn't believe in ancestral spirits, so didn't bother to listen to their advice |
Posted By: Createure
Date Posted: 30 Nov 2011 at 11:25
| Hefting her organic carbon-neutral sponge aloft, spraying soapy suds asunder... she prepared herself to meet the foe head on. |
Posted By: Rill
Date Posted: 30 Nov 2011 at 22:04
| Little did she know that someone else was watching in those woods. |
Posted By: (EOM) Harry
Date Posted: 30 Nov 2011 at 22:58
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It was the DragonBorn! and he fus-Ro-Dah'ing her all the way back to Riverwood!
------------- Fool's watch the land when the problem is in the heart. |
Posted By: Kumomoto
Date Posted: 30 Nov 2011 at 23:37
| The end. |
Posted By: Rill
Date Posted: 01 Dec 2011 at 00:56
| Or so Kumomoto had hoped. |
Posted By: Binky the Berserker
Date Posted: 01 Dec 2011 at 18:43
| who never learned to understand the meaning of the word 'neverending' which was part of the title of the topic and so he made only very lousy contributions, which indeed, seem off-topic |
Posted By: Rill
Date Posted: 01 Dec 2011 at 20:10
| So the maiden found herself ensconced in a stone tower that was perched on a forbidding crag. |
Posted By: EternalFire
Date Posted: 01 Dec 2011 at 23:04
| With everlasting rainfalls of chocolate buffeting said tower |
Posted By: Gilthoniel
Date Posted: 01 Dec 2011 at 23:48
Chocolate? Did someone say chocolate? Mmm chocolate... 
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Posted By: Rill
Date Posted: 02 Dec 2011 at 02:14
| At last, the secret of why so many alliances had fought for hegemony in Mal Motsha is revealed! |
Posted By: Nilock
Date Posted: 02 Dec 2011 at 06:07
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she looked closely at the tower and learned it was made of gram crackers.... which confused her so much she had to sit down and try to refocus he mind |
Posted By: Bonaparta
Date Posted: 03 Dec 2011 at 02:58
| She ate her way out of the tower gaining 50 kilos. |
Posted By: EternalFire
Date Posted: 03 Dec 2011 at 03:36
| Thus making her eligible for the biggest loser, sadly to say she wasn't thrilled to learn that. |
Posted By: Bonaparta
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2011 at 21:28
| She struggled back home, unable to ride, because her horse collapsed under her new weight. |
Posted By: Silent/Steadfast
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2011 at 21:43
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Thankfully, a nearby elephant was willing to carry her. ------------- "Semantics are no protection from a 50 Megaton Thermonuclear Stormcrow."-Yggdrassil (June 21, 2011 6:48 PM) "SCROLL ya donut!" Urgorr The Old (September 1, 2011 4:08 PM) |
Posted By: Namin Way
Date Posted: 04 Feb 2012 at 06:12
| But the elephant was bold, and told the princess she could stand to lose a few pounds. |
Posted By: wouterverbraak
Date Posted: 04 Feb 2012 at 07:40
| The princess climbed up and rode the bold elephant to the path leading south. |
Posted By: PurpleRain
Date Posted: 04 Feb 2012 at 10:28
| On the journey, to keep themselves occupied the elephant asked the princess about life before the cracker tower. |
Posted By: Raatalagk
Date Posted: 04 Feb 2012 at 13:58
| And peppered the ensuing conversation with subtle references to his single, middle-aged brother, who 'likes them big'. |
Posted By: PirateKing
Date Posted: 04 Feb 2012 at 17:22
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Little did they know, this was an inside joke; seeing as how her brother was in fact a giant who likes everything big. Regardless.... (next person continue please)
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