[Game] Corrupt the wish above!
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Topic: [Game] Corrupt the wish above!
Posted By: Auraya
Subject: [Game] Corrupt the wish above!
Date Posted: 17 Nov 2011 at 15:33
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My favourite forum game which I tend to bring with me wherever I go. If you've read 'The Monkey's Paw' then you'll probably get the idea. One person makes a wish, the next person grants the wish but does 'something' to it before making their own wish. For example: Person 1: I wish for a million gold. Person 2: Granted however it is a parting gift from your friend who quits Illy. I wish for a rainbow. Person 3: Granted but you are back in newbie protection and all your game progress is lost. Get the idea? You can be as silly as you like and nothing needs to be Illy related - wish for anything! I shall start.. I wish for snow!
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Posted By: Albatross
Date Posted: 17 Nov 2011 at 15:41
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Granted, but you haven't researched Arctic Warfare, so your soldiers freeze in their armour. I wish for three 21-food squares around my capital.
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Posted By: Auraya
Date Posted: 17 Nov 2011 at 15:48
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Granted but a rather large and feisty orc has sovereignty over them. I wish my village was pink.
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Posted By: GM Luna
Date Posted: 17 Nov 2011 at 17:00
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(Love this!) Granted, but your village is now made of marshmallows. I also wish my village was pink. ------------- GM Luna | Illyriad Community Manager | community@illyriad.co.uk 
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Posted By: Kumomoto
Date Posted: 17 Nov 2011 at 17:04
Granted, but it is pink because it is inside the mouth of the Heart of Corruption. I wish for one week of the Illy forums being troll free. |
GM Luna wrote:Posted By: Kilotov of DokGthung
Date Posted: 17 Nov 2011 at 17:05
granted, but your not a player... i also wish no spam treads as this one.. -------------  my words on this forum are from me alone. DLords official words only come from HighKing Belargyle |
Posted By: Auraya
Date Posted: 17 Nov 2011 at 17:21
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Going with first reply: Granted but it is also free of everyone else! I wish for 500 horses.
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Posted By: Binky the Berserker
Date Posted: 17 Nov 2011 at 17:29
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granted, you get 500 horses on your dinnerplate I wish my capital is centred at the heart of coruption
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Posted By: Mandarins31
Date Posted: 17 Nov 2011 at 17:48
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Granted, but as the Heart of Corruption spreads, one day your location wont be it's center anymore (EVIL). i wish my capitale was Centrum (coord: 0/0)
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Posted By: Aurordan
Date Posted: 17 Nov 2011 at 17:50
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Granted, but your city constantly smells of the partially digested units everyone has sent in. I wish for a hundred more wishes.
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Posted By: Mandarins31
Date Posted: 17 Nov 2011 at 17:53
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Granted, but in exchange it happens as many evil things to you, that you wish not to wish anymore. I wish i be a flying bunny
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Posted By: Albatross
Date Posted: 17 Nov 2011 at 18:00
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Granted; you go sailing from the trebuchet, bound onto a fetid cow, into Auraya's castle. I wish for 20 cities.
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Posted By: Tordenkaffen
Date Posted: 17 Nov 2011 at 18:33
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Granted but all 20 are crammed together on a desert island and StJude is your next door neighbour. I wish for pathfinding to come out! |
Posted By: Mandarins31
Date Posted: 17 Nov 2011 at 19:07
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Granted. But unfrotunatly each of your cities are now surrounded by a thin, traversable in the walking peacefull river, that exactly form a circle. As Water Warefare is not to come out soon, your armies and caravans are stuck in your cities.
I wish my name was GMStormcrow
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Posted By: Rill
Date Posted: 17 Nov 2011 at 19:16
Granted, now get to work on the petition queue! I wish for the health and happiness of the next person to post.
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Posted By: Albatross
Date Posted: 17 Nov 2011 at 19:36
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Granted, but I can't I wish to eat.
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Posted By: Mandarins31
Date Posted: 17 Nov 2011 at 20:08
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Granted. But that looked so weird and that smelled so bad, and now your spirit is so flying around your sluggish body, you really dont want to know what was it. I wich i were a happy plant
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Posted By: Bartozzi
Date Posted: 17 Nov 2011 at 20:14
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Granted, but you live in Amsterdam, and don't have a high life expectancy. I wish Illy would actually load for me. |
Posted By: Auraya
Date Posted: 17 Nov 2011 at 20:22
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Granted! It loads but sadly, you have no resources to spend and no-one is online. I wish for my audition to go well on Saturday *crosses fingers*
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Posted By: Mandarins31
Date Posted: 17 Nov 2011 at 21:05
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Granted. But your fingers were that well crossed that they might never uncross again... that night trying to eat your soup, you repainted your favorite white jacket in orange. I wish i was Paris Hilton Best Friend
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Posted By: Rill
Date Posted: 17 Nov 2011 at 21:07
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Granted. But you have to be Paris Hilton's best friend. I wish I had a warm pair of socks.
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Posted By: Manannan
Date Posted: 17 Nov 2011 at 22:08
Granted. Unfortunately they are my socks and I'm not going to give the up with out a fight... I wish I had a place I could vent my frustrations on the forums about the game!  Sorry could resist... Serious one now....I wish that we could all find a place to take things though reasonably without fear of prosecution. ------------- Doesn't look good... doesn't look bad either! "Manananananananananan, so long Sir, and thanks for all the fish." ~ St.Jude |
Posted By: Bartozzi
Date Posted: 17 Nov 2011 at 22:35
Granted. But you have to stop harassing the Messenger who brought the news of a change in the culture. I wish that players who would like to use the Forums for purposes *other than what the DEVs have requested* would simply and respectfully visit a 3rd party dedicated forum, such as that which Fluffy set up.
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Posted By: Rill
Date Posted: 17 Nov 2011 at 23:21
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Granted. But you have to tell us where it is! I wish someone would post the addy to Fluffy's forum.
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Posted By: Bartozzi
Date Posted: 17 Nov 2011 at 23:30
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Granted. http://theillypedia.proboards.com/index.cgi" rel="nofollow - http://theillypedia.proboards.com/index.cgi . But you have to cast the first stone into the Bitter Sea: http://theillypedia.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=bitter" rel="nofollow - http://theillypedia.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=bitter I wish someone would tell me why the LogOn screen STILL won't load for me.
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Posted By: Lashka
Date Posted: 17 Nov 2011 at 23:44
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Granted. Because you smell of elderberries and gym socks, and the Internet doesn't love you anymore and fakes it every time. I wish for endlessly replenishing full storage in all my cities.
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Posted By: Aurordan
Date Posted: 17 Nov 2011 at 23:58
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Granted, but your tax rate falls to zero and you can't ever raise it. I wish I could mount my soldiers on bears instead of horses.
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Posted By: Manannan
Date Posted: 18 Nov 2011 at 00:03
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Granted, although the bears eat all your citizens and your cities fall into ruin. I wish I knew the winner to the weekends football games so I could make a fortune. ------------- Doesn't look good... doesn't look bad either! "Manananananananananan, so long Sir, and thanks for all the fish." ~ St.Jude |
Posted By: Lashka
Date Posted: 18 Nov 2011 at 00:06
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Granted, but you're absolutely broke, and no one believes you, so you'll never see a dime. Wish: I wish I had hair growing from my scalp again.
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Posted By: Aurordan
Date Posted: 18 Nov 2011 at 02:18
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Granted, but not only is it growing from your scalp, it's growing all over your body. I wish I had a plate of cookies.
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Posted By: Sajreth
Date Posted: 18 Nov 2011 at 04:59
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Granted, but they have all been nibbled on by mice. I wish to resurect the poor elf from the clay incident! |
Posted By: Lashka
Date Posted: 18 Nov 2011 at 05:05
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Great...you have a zombie elf ...Shop smart, shop S-Mart.
Wish: I wish I knew the solution to the Fortress of Shadows.... |
Posted By: Jane DarkMagic
Date Posted: 18 Nov 2011 at 07:43
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Granted, but when you successful solve it a bug is triggered that breaks ac again, but this time it stays down for two whole days instead of 12 hours. Wish: I wish that I had been able to go to San Francisco to meet the GMs and other players!
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Posted By: Kilotov of DokGthung
Date Posted: 18 Nov 2011 at 07:53
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Granted, but your plane would have gone down in the return flight and never be found again. i wish there would be no capitalism.. ------------- my words on this forum are from me alone. DLords official words only come from HighKing Belargyle |
Posted By: Jane DarkMagic
Date Posted: 18 Nov 2011 at 07:57
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Granted but instead there is feudalism and you are bound to slave in the fields your whole life to fill the enormous rolls of bellies of your fat lord. I wish I was Queen of all Illyriad.
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Posted By: Aurordan
Date Posted: 18 Nov 2011 at 08:07
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Granted, but you, like King Sigurd, are merely a puppet of the Council and just get locked in a castle somewhere. I wish I had a coonskin hat. Those look pretty badass.
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Posted By: Jane DarkMagic
Date Posted: 18 Nov 2011 at 08:13
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Granted, but you find out later that they ran out of raccoons and actually made it out of your beloved cat. I wish that I could build all ten cities immediately.
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Posted By: Rill
Date Posted: 18 Nov 2011 at 09:32
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Granted, but they are all on 5 food plots nowhere near a dolmen ... and the tax/food cheat will be eliminated in 2 hours. I wish I had a cat.
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Posted By: Aurordan
Date Posted: 18 Nov 2011 at 09:34
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Granted, but it's my hat I threw away in disgust. I wish for vengeance.
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Posted By: Kilotov of DokGthung
Date Posted: 18 Nov 2011 at 09:56
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granted, but yer next in the circle of vengeance i wish there where no Mondays ------------- my words on this forum are from me alone. DLords official words only come from HighKing Belargyle |
Posted By: Gilthoniel
Date Posted: 18 Nov 2011 at 11:36
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granted but for you there will be no weekend either.
i wish for nothing
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Posted By: Mandarins31
Date Posted: 18 Nov 2011 at 13:00
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Granted, do you still exist? I wish Bill Gates gave his fortune to African farmers.
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Posted By: SunStorm
Date Posted: 18 Nov 2011 at 20:49
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Granted, but with the increase of funds, the farmers stop farming and millions starve as a result. I wish the sunlight glistening off the morning dew lasted longer. -------------
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Posted By: Nilock
Date Posted: 18 Nov 2011 at 23:09
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granted, but now there's no Dew for the sun to be glistening off I wish orcs ruled the world |
Posted By: Kilotov of DokGthung
Date Posted: 18 Nov 2011 at 23:11
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granted , but now you better wear boots to walk into this orc manure that is at waist hight EVERYWHERE . i wish i had pancake ------------- my words on this forum are from me alone. DLords official words only come from HighKing Belargyle |
Posted By: Lashka
Date Posted: 19 Nov 2011 at 06:46
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You do, but unfortunately they're orc manure pancakes (we had to get rid of it somehow) I wish I looked good naked.
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Posted By: Mandarins31
Date Posted: 19 Nov 2011 at 19:40
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Granted, But now that you promised yourself not to hide your nice body anymore, you can't go out of your house with all that cold... and all these cops popping everywhere... I wish i could multiplicate marshmallows, as Jesus did with bread.
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Posted By: SunStorm
Date Posted: 19 Nov 2011 at 19:50
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Granted - and when the Pharisees find out about it, they crucify you. I wish cows could swim underwater like fish -------------
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Posted By: Silent/Steadfast
Date Posted: 19 Nov 2011 at 20:19
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Granted, but they can't BREATHE underwater like a fish. I wish for the next person to post to have the same wish as me.
------------- "Semantics are no protection from a 50 Megaton Thermonuclear Stormcrow."-Yggdrassil (June 21, 2011 6:48 PM) "SCROLL ya donut!" Urgorr The Old (September 1, 2011 4:08 PM) |
Posted By: McCool
Date Posted: 19 Nov 2011 at 20:27
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Granted, but do you still wish what you wished before? I wish people were more open-minded and courageous. |
Posted By: Rill
Date Posted: 19 Nov 2011 at 22:18
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Granted, but now they question all of your ideas and aren't afraid to say so. I wish I had a cat.
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Posted By: Belthazor
Date Posted: 19 Nov 2011 at 22:27
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Granted but it's named Cheshire.
I wish I was a turnip. ------------- We work in the Dark to serve the Light |
Posted By: Binky the Berserker
Date Posted: 19 Nov 2011 at 23:49
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granted, but eh... I wish I knew what that ment
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Posted By: Lashka
Date Posted: 19 Nov 2011 at 23:53
Posted By: Lashka
Date Posted: 19 Nov 2011 at 23:54
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Granted, but now that you do, the answer will haunt you to your grave. I wish unicorns were real.
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Posted By: Jane DarkMagic
Date Posted: 20 Nov 2011 at 00:38
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Granted, unicorns are real except the fables left out the part about razor sharp fangs and thirst for human blood. I wish for world peace.
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Posted By: Kilotov of DokGthung
Date Posted: 20 Nov 2011 at 00:54
granted, but the "peace" is enforced by a oppressive dictatorial global regime. i wish for more candies ------------- my words on this forum are from me alone. DLords official words only come from HighKing Belargyle |
Posted By: Silverlake
Date Posted: 20 Nov 2011 at 02:03
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granted, but the candy costs you you're van. I wish for a fish on a dish that's delish |
Posted By: Lashka
Date Posted: 20 Nov 2011 at 02:04
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Granted... by now you have so many candles that they consume all the air leaving only ash and soot. I wish to understand the nature of the universe
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Posted By: Albatross
Date Posted: 20 Nov 2011 at 06:11
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Granted, but you completely fail to explain it to anyone else in an understandable way. I wish the universe could be easily explained.
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Posted By: Jane DarkMagic
Date Posted: 20 Nov 2011 at 06:50
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Granted, but you are constantly contradicted by annoying scifi nerds quoting Douglas Adams. I wish for snow on Christmas.
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Posted By: Silverlake
Date Posted: 20 Nov 2011 at 10:42
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Granted, but it's 23 feet and the power goes out... I wish for the NY Giants to win the superbowl
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Posted By: Kilotov of DokGthung
Date Posted: 20 Nov 2011 at 12:28
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granted, but the whole team gets wiped out in a plane crash right after that. i wish there is no snow.. ------------- my words on this forum are from me alone. DLords official words only come from HighKing Belargyle |
Posted By: Createure
Date Posted: 20 Nov 2011 at 13:05
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Granted - It is because you live here: http://www.universetoday.com/15031/driest-place-on-earth/" rel="nofollow - http://www.universetoday.com/15031/driest-place-on-earth/ I wish I had a jungle-gym. |
Posted By: GM Stormcrow
Date Posted: 20 Nov 2011 at 15:15
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Granted - but the jungle is in the middle of the Heart of Corruption. I wish I had a new, fast game server.
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Posted By: Kilotov of DokGthung
Date Posted: 20 Nov 2011 at 15:20
granted, but its so unstable, it crashes on a regular base every 25 mins i wish i had no food issue keeping my current pop... ------------- my words on this forum are from me alone. DLords official words only come from HighKing Belargyle |
Posted By: Auraya
Date Posted: 20 Nov 2011 at 16:52
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Granted but your pop can never get any bigger. I wish this forum had a roleplay section.
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Posted By: Kilotov of DokGthung
Date Posted: 20 Nov 2011 at 17:35
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granted, but it will quickly turn into troll breeding ground and flame battlefield. i wish for more friendly newbs ------------- my words on this forum are from me alone. DLords official words only come from HighKing Belargyle |
Posted By: Celebcalen
Date Posted: 20 Nov 2011 at 18:01
Granted but give us a hug Kilo  I wish that Jude,Binky and me were made the sole leaders of Harmless?  (Disbandment here we come  )
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Posted By: Auraya
Date Posted: 20 Nov 2011 at 18:20
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Granted but everyone leaves and joins Champs xD I wish for a castle made entirely of chocolate!
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Posted By: Silverlake
Date Posted: 20 Nov 2011 at 19:05
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Granted but... it's in Death Valley, and it melts, flooding the entire West Coast in chocolate I wish for the sov bugs to be fixed
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Posted By: Southern Dwarf
Date Posted: 20 Nov 2011 at 19:28
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Granted, but now they are not bugs but features. I wish for a date for the magic reach enhancement buildings. |
Posted By: Aurordan
Date Posted: 20 Nov 2011 at 19:38
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Granted, but it's June 15, 2030. I wish my cities were constantly surrounded by wild dogs.
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Posted By: Kumomoto
Date Posted: 20 Nov 2011 at 19:47
Wow. That would be the inmates running the asylum... |
Posted By: Aurordan
Date Posted: 20 Nov 2011 at 19:59
I protest this post on the grounds that it contains neither "granted" or "I wish". If you wish to troll please keep it in the proper format.
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Posted By: Auraya
Date Posted: 20 Nov 2011 at 20:00
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Granted but you're their.. you know what (are we allowed to say that word in the context of actual dogs? Hmm..) I wish for this to be the most popular thread on the forum!
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Posted By: Kilotov of DokGthung
Date Posted: 20 Nov 2011 at 21:06
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granted, but now a flame war will start( look above) i wish i knew the name of the accounts celeb and co. are using... ------------- my words on this forum are from me alone. DLords official words only come from HighKing Belargyle |
Posted By: Nilock
Date Posted: 20 Nov 2011 at 21:37
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Granted. they have been using your account and are using up all you prestige and are giving you a bad rep i wish i was a GM |
Posted By: Silverlake
Date Posted: 20 Nov 2011 at 22:27
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Grant, but you turn into a General Motors car, not a Game Manager. I will for a pint of Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.
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Posted By: Auraya
Date Posted: 20 Nov 2011 at 22:37
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Granted but you get horrid brainfreeze. I wish I was immortal.
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Posted By: Kilotov of DokGthung
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2011 at 00:09
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granted, but not eternally young. have a nice, crippled eternal senile existence. i wish for endless cake. ------------- my words on this forum are from me alone. DLords official words only come from HighKing Belargyle |
Posted By: Silverlake
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2011 at 00:20
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Granted, but it's Patty Cake... you are condemned to play Patty Cake with Celeb for eternity I wish for Jello Shots P.S. You killed my NY Giants, it's the least I can do
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Posted By: Kilotov of DokGthung
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2011 at 05:45
granted but you get jello stains all over yer cloths.( p.s.. now yer NYGiants are legends at least.. "champions for ever" no one will beat them again...cause they will never ever play again. Muhahaha. ) i wish for grilled fish! ------------- my words on this forum are from me alone. DLords official words only come from HighKing Belargyle |
Posted By: Lashka
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2011 at 05:51
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Granted, but it was grilled by a dragon, on your ribcage... I wish I knew where to find more game Mysteries....
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Posted By: Southern Dwarf
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2011 at 12:35
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Granted, but you have to be swallowed whole by the heart of corruption. I wish for less wars in the world. |
Posted By: Binky the Berserker
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2011 at 17:04
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Granted, but now there's just one world wide war going on with every country involved I wish harmless? would remove the question mark and act like it (just joking)
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Posted By: (EOM) Harry
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2011 at 22:28
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Granted but now that Harmless are dead Crows take control of Illyriad and dominate with an iron fist and destroy all who oppose them. I wish to wish the next wisher a wish that wishes me a wish to that wisher. BAM. ------------- Fool's watch the land when the problem is in the heart. |
Posted By: Kilotov of DokGthung
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2011 at 22:40
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granted but yer in a insane asylum now, due to being gone crazy whit the revelation of your wish. i wish no more half assed military suggestion made by newbies would pop up in the suggestion tread ------------- my words on this forum are from me alone. DLords official words only come from HighKing Belargyle |
Posted By: Bonaparta
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2011 at 23:19
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Granted but newbies collectively wipe you out of existence and you end up with 0 population town. I wish to know what is dark matter.
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Posted By: Kilotov of DokGthung
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2011 at 23:28
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granted. now your life is ruined forever. i wish i had vegetarian bacon. ------------- my words on this forum are from me alone. DLords official words only come from HighKing Belargyle |
Posted By: Nilock
Date Posted: 22 Nov 2011 at 01:29
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granted but its made of 100% real vegetarian I wish i knew what to wish for. |
Posted By: Kilotov of DokGthung
Date Posted: 22 Nov 2011 at 01:44
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that's what i meant ! TY! granted, but now you wish you didn't know. i wish for fish and chips ------------- my words on this forum are from me alone. DLords official words only come from HighKing Belargyle |
Posted By: Bonaparta
Date Posted: 22 Nov 2011 at 18:54
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Granted. The fish is poisonous lionfish and chips are made with rotten potatoes in spoiled oil. I wish that wolfriders would not require horses to train.
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Posted By: Ander
Date Posted: 22 Nov 2011 at 19:16
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granted, now they take extra saddles instead. I wish (very meanly) that Bonaparta's bones are parted.
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Posted By: Silverlake
Date Posted: 22 Nov 2011 at 22:05
Granted, but they are then surrounded by titanium and rejoined with titanium bolts... you can feel her breath on your neck... I wish to lounge on the beach with a 6-pack and a roasted pig
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Posted By: Binky the Berserker
Date Posted: 23 Nov 2011 at 00:03
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granted, but you realize you lay on the beach with a good body and a girlfriend who got sunburned and looks like a pig. I wish this thread would end
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Posted By: Bonaparta
Date Posted: 23 Nov 2011 at 03:02
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Granted, but you end up blind, deaf and tetraplegic, so you can't detect if it is true or not. I wish for 9 food square tile.
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Posted By: Rill
Date Posted: 23 Nov 2011 at 04:39
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Granted, but you can't settle on it. I wish I had a cat.
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Posted By: Nilock
Date Posted: 23 Nov 2011 at 05:12
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Granted, but now your house has the fleas that it came with I wish i ruled the universe (evil laugh) |
Posted By: Silverlake
Date Posted: 23 Nov 2011 at 06:40
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Granted, but you are the only one left in the universe, because everyone moved. I wish that I had a pizza
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