The horde is marching!!
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Topic: The horde is marching!!
Posted By: nvp33
Subject: The horde is marching!!
Date Posted: 21 Aug 2011 at 00:54
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Harken, all Orcs big and small and all greenskin servitors. The Great Chief has decreed through his Always-Chiefs and his chosen champion, Bolg'uruk, that now when the false king Sigurd has finally lifted restrictions on travel, all Orcs and greenskins must gather in Mal Motsha in preperation for the glory and dread that is the Great Age of the Orc! All orcs will be judged by size and skill and given an appropiate role in this alliance of orcs and even though Orcs must always prove their worth by standing alone, for this great gathering all supplies amassed by the Black Skull Horde (BSH) will be available for rebuilding after such a taxing move and in order to prepare The Horde for the trials ahead. When you arrive seek out Bolg'uruk, Skullfed, Shuey, Azra or me for induction into this great alliance Come big and small and suffer through the trials set forth to us by The Great Chief so we can prove worthy of The Horde and usher in a new Age of The Orc! Uruk! Uruk! Uruk-Hai!! Blood, glory and Conquest awaits us all! Nvp33 - Voice of The Horde |
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Posted By: LordOfTheSwamp
Date Posted: 21 Aug 2011 at 18:24
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Ahgh nooo! I would weep, but that not be Orc-like. So I will shout, stamp and punch my servants instead. No, no, no! Really angry about this! The Always-Chiefs have spoken. My own Seers confirmed it. Even when I beat them, and tell them I'll eat their eyes if they don't change their prophesies, still, they still say it's true. So it must be true! (Or else Bolg'urik is paying them really well!) But when I joined the Valar I swore my sword-arm to their cause. Now what am I to do? If I had sworn on some lesser part of my body, like my foot or ear, or even my genitals, then I'd cut the sworn-bits off, send the bloody chunk to Valar, and join the Horde in Mal Motsha. But my-sword arm! How can I fight for glory with no arm? But how can I not follow the champion of the Always-Chiefs?! I will have to stay with the Valar. I've sworn my sword arm to them. But if I had not, I would join the Horde. ------------- "A boy is building sandcastles on a beach. You go and kick down his castle. You could say that it only reflects how you play with sandcastles. Others may think it reflects who you are." - Ander. |
Posted By: nvp33
Date Posted: 21 Aug 2011 at 18:37
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We have heard about proud orcs being held against their will in evil alliances who don't even feed them elf hearts or let them ravage women. They even use them for manual labor, a task everyone knows slaves are used for, not proud and strong warrior orcs who should bathe in the blood of their enemies from the age of 2! The Always-Chiefs wills that these orcs be released from their bondage, or at least be fed properly, and sent to Mal Motsha for the great gathering. Blood and Glory!! Nvp33 - Voice of The Horde |
Posted By: Gorx
Date Posted: 23 Aug 2011 at 08:12
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Any oath giving in the presence of Elfs is not considered binding since it is obviously given under their bewitching influence. True Orc would cut of his sword arm and beat them to death with it!! Then grow another arm and join us!!! Zug Zug Gorx. |
Posted By: Rorgash
Date Posted: 23 Aug 2011 at 20:36
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I am ready to join the Horde for the coming Waargh! FOR THE HORDE!
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Posted By: LordOfTheSwamp
Date Posted: 26 Aug 2011 at 22:48
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Oi Gorx - you saying you're more Orc than me?! Cos I can't grow my own arm back?! You reckon you can!?! Well, come up here, I'll chop your arm off, and we'll see if it grows back... ------------- "A boy is building sandcastles on a beach. You go and kick down his castle. You could say that it only reflects how you play with sandcastles. Others may think it reflects who you are." - Ander. |
Posted By: Gorx
Date Posted: 06 Sep 2011 at 07:17
| Gorx is not much for experiments ... that's for scientifically inclined scholars |
Posted By: Tordenkaffen
Date Posted: 06 Sep 2011 at 07:41
| Hows it going greenies? You amassing some righteous WAAAGH!!? |
Posted By: Leungarific
Date Posted: 06 Sep 2011 at 11:18
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Leungarific's terrific dakka store! Message now for great offers on siege blocks, beer, spears and whatnots! Limited supply of dried human jerky available. |
Posted By: Smoking GNU
Date Posted: 28 Sep 2011 at 14:31
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Perrrfect. Now just line up neatly for my crossbows over THERE. Now YOU lot lift up your arms for my stals like THIS.... I just love it when targets group together like this. |
Posted By: nvp33
Date Posted: 01 Oct 2011 at 15:42
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The Horde is on the march. The unfair restrictions on mass travel set by the false king sigurd has finally been lifted and we are all marching to our ancestral home of Mal Motsha to join all orcs together as the Always Chiefs has decreed must happen. Any stragglers are urged to contact any officer in BSH for directions and rebulding materials. Sincerely nvp33 - Voice of The Horde A Curiously wellspoken orc |
Posted By: Gorx
Date Posted: 15 Oct 2011 at 16:45
| Officers of this here horde help a lot. Gorx is growing fat and happy. |
Posted By: Rorgash
Date Posted: 20 Oct 2011 at 16:52
| Guuurgh "burp" eeeh Gits join in NOW! |
Posted By: Bonaparta
Date Posted: 03 Nov 2011 at 10:55
| For the young orclings, new training alliance has been established. Skull's training pit [BSHx]. |
Posted By: Gorx
Date Posted: 18 Nov 2011 at 17:18
| Bonaparta = VERY VER helpfull |
Posted By: Llyorn Of Jaensch
Date Posted: 18 Nov 2011 at 17:24
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Orcs aren't real.
------------- "ouch...best of luck." HonoredMule |
Posted By: Bonaparta
Date Posted: 18 Nov 2011 at 18:56
OK! I'm not real? You must be following Anaxagoras' philosophical school and everything is just projection of your mind. So come closer... "WHACK" (hehe, right between the eyes) Was that real? If not, why is your mind torturing you? Are you a masochist?
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Llyorn Of Jaensch wrote:Posted By: Kilotov of DokGthung
Date Posted: 18 Nov 2011 at 19:55
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LoJ is known for his... disbelief of things right in front of him.
-------------  my words on this forum are from me alone. DLords official words only come from HighKing Belargyle |
Posted By: Celebcalen
Date Posted: 18 Nov 2011 at 20:28
+1 
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Posted By: Lashka
Date Posted: 18 Nov 2011 at 20:32
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"LoJ is known for his... disbelief of things right in front of him." |
Posted By: Gorx
Date Posted: 15 Dec 2011 at 18:33
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I think I am real. Unless... this thought is not real ... Then I am not real. But wouldnt that make my denial of relaity not real, and therefore me real? ... ...Grumble... I am going to sit in a corner and think orcish thoughts for a while. WHAAAAGGH! |
Posted By: Nilock
Date Posted: 22 Dec 2011 at 08:38
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We are BSH. We are a Real alliance (in Illyriad). We come from the east where Bones and Raw Pig Hides make regular feasts. (Trichinosis is a continual problem.) Our armies march across the Treacherous Crags and Steppes of Mal Motsha Ready to destroy those foolish enough to call themselves our enemies. The Orcs of The Horde Fear no one (except maybe Bonaparta). We Are The Black Skull Horde! Learn and fear that Name Because we are here to stay. |
Posted By: Kale
Date Posted: 22 Dec 2011 at 19:54
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Yeah, our co-founding a nation with your alliance doesn't make me nervous at all :P Great group of pigment-challenged folks. Those who are lucky enough to join them are in for a treat. Mostly because you'd then be my allies... :P
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Posted By: Nilock
Date Posted: 22 Dec 2011 at 20:01
i guess i should have said we defend our allies.... but YOU seem to know that, dont you?
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Posted By: Kale
Date Posted: 22 Dec 2011 at 21:05
Yup!
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Posted By: Bonaparta
Date Posted: 06 Jan 2012 at 16:22
Whips Nilock! Now why would you fear me? I'm just doing my whipmistress duties. And I'm good at what I do
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Posted By: Bonaparta
Date Posted: 06 Jan 2012 at 16:26
Whips Gorx! Well let me know if you felt that? Or was that not real? And what were you thinking not thinking of orcish thoughts! I should whip you again
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Posted By: Nilock
Date Posted: 28 Jan 2012 at 05:47
I wrote that Before you were a Whipmistress. it is out dated  |
Posted By: Gorx
Date Posted: 02 Feb 2012 at 19:12
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Gorx wrote: I think I am real. Unless... this thought is not real ... Then I am not real. But wouldnt that make my denial of relaity not real, and therefore me real? ... ...Grumble... I am going to sit in a corner and think orcish thoughts for a while. WHAAAAGGH! Whips Gorx! Well let me know if you felt that? Or was that not real? And what were you thinking not thinking of orcish thoughts! I should whip you again Evil Smile -- That tickled. |
Posted By: Rorgash
Date Posted: 22 Mar 2012 at 20:16
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The Horde is on the War Path. ALL ORCS ARE TO JOIN THE HORDE AND THE WAAAAAGH!
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Posted By: Gorx
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2012 at 18:50
That tickled. |
Posted By: Gorx
Date Posted: 14 Jun 2012 at 19:03
| Zug Zug |
Posted By: Bonaparta
Date Posted: 14 Jun 2012 at 19:24
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/me whips Gorx, contemplating a clever reason why the whipping.... Bah, I just like to whip
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