[07:38]<Fluffy> dont want to repeat the clay incident

[07:38]<Lord Ricchard> i can hold 20k

[07:39]<Fluffy> sent

[07:39]<Lord Ricchard> clay incident

[07:39]<sajreth> noooo....not THE incident!

[07:39]<Jezabelle> my store house is lvl 14 and I am low on all

[07:39]<Fluffy> how much cna you hold?

[07:39]<john5420> very sad story

[07:39]<Fluffy> lvl 14 doesnt help

[07:39]<john5420> the clay incident

[07:39]<Soiyeruda> don't know what to build now x:

[07:39]<Soiyeruda> fml

[07:40]<PrimutusV> please not the clay incident still makes me cry

[07:40]<john5420> res plots ... when i doubt built them

[07:40]<Soiyeruda> all lv 7 atm

[07:40]<Soiyeruda> one of each, anyways

[07:40]<Jezabelle> 22.000

[07:41]<Fluffy> sent

[07:41]<Soiyeruda> I'd do storage but that's too expensive imo

[07:41]*john5420 there there PrimutusV it wont happen again

[07:41]<Soiyeruda> mmm

[07:41]<Ryelle> replied, Llord Llyorn

[07:41]<VanessaE> fluffy lvl 14 = 29.5 k of each res

[07:41]<PrimutusV> thank you thank you kind sir

[07:41]<Soiyeruda> maybe I'll do each to lv 10 :S

[07:41]<Jezabelle> tyvm!!!

[07:41]<Fluffy> welcome

[07:42]<Ryelle> oh, saj

[07:42]<Ryelle> please don't tell the noobs about the clay incident

[07:42]<Ryelle> we don't want to scare them away

[07:42]<Vecinu86> morning all

[07:42]<sajreth> of course not!

[07:42]<Ryelle> good morning Vecinu!

[07:42]<Vecinu86> what is this clay incident?

[07:42]<Jezabelle> hi Vecinu

[07:42]<PrimutusV> please dont ask

[07:42]<sajreth> my elves still hold candle light vigils

[07:42]<VanessaE> well almost 2am here so goodnight all have fun

[07:42]<Ryelle> lol Primutus

[07:43]<john5420> such a sad story, still keeps me up some nights

[07:43]<Ryelle> I still have flashbacks

[07:43]<PrimutusV> so much suffering

[07:43]<Jezabelle> night Vanessa

[07:43]<Vecinu86> I've been hearing about it in the last 2 days so much that \i'm just dying to know

[07:43]<Vecinu86>

[07:43]<john5420> I was the noob they told ... trust me you dont want to know

[07:43]<Vecinu86> night Vanessa

[07:44]<PrimutusV> he was such a lovely man to

[07:44]<john5420> It has stunted my growth ... and I can't sp33l right either

[07:44]<Vecinu86> lol

[07:44]<Ryelle> wait, Primutus, there was another one?

[07:44]*Vecinu86 is sooo curious about this

[07:44]<Ryelle> I heard it was an elf

[07:44]<Ryelle> a girl

[07:45]<Ryelle> was Fluffy involved with that one too?

[07:45]<Lord Fosster> i am an noob too i still want to know

[07:45]<The Duke> fluffy you here still

[07:45]<john5420> the horror of it all

[07:45]<Ryelle> bless you good sir Llyorn

[07:45]*john5420 faints

[07:45]*sajreth thinks we should get the GM's to build a memoria somewhere in Illy for the incident!

[07:45]<PrimutusV> you are right an elf girl we dont mention !!!!!!!! do we

[07:45]<Ryelle> I dunno if I can face talking about it again

[07:45]<Llyorn Of Jaensch> Np's

[07:46]<Lord Fosster> please i have beer and every thing

[07:46]<Llyorn Of Jaensch> Well, young Lawn is off to beddy bies. Nn little ones

[07:46]<Ryelle> I dunno ... shall I tell them?

[07:46]<PrimutusV> no beer it was beer that started it all

[07:46]<Ryelle> good night Sir Llyorn!

[07:46]<Ryelle> Fluffy and his beer!

[07:46]<Ryelle> he gets overexcited sometimes

[07:46]<Ryelle> and he does like to help new players

[07:46]<Ryelle> I guess they should probably know

[07:47]<Ryelle> it's for their own good

[07:47]<sajreth> agreed a warning could be in order!

[07:47]*john5420 faints ... ( isn't any one going to snuggle me back to health?)

[07:47]<Ryelle> could someone please snuggle john?

[07:47]<PrimutusV> was not always called fluffy you know some say a much darker past lurks beneath that willing smile

[07:47]<Ryelle> if I'm going to tell the story, I just don't have the energy

[07:48]<john5420> well im not going to take a pitty snuggle

[07:48]*john5420 leaves GC

[07:48]<Fluffy> hmm, are things in the market waiting to be sold not included in the scout report?

[07:48]<Ryelle> just as well

[07:48]<Ryelle> well, new players, please gather round

[07:48]<Ryelle> you need to know

[07:48]<Ryelle> you may recall that I urge you when I first see you

[07:49]<Ryelle> to upgrade your storehouse

[07:49]<Ryelle> first thing

[07:49]<Ryelle> most new players, thank goodness

[07:49]<Ryelle> heed the words of the vets

[07:49]<Ryelle> and sometimes they even listen to me

[07:49]<Ryelle> and upgrade their storehouses

[07:49]<Ryelle> but it has not always been so

[07:50]<Ryelle> Primutus, do you want to tell the tale

[07:50]<Ryelle> since you were there?

[07:50]<Soiyeruda> ah, needed to upgrade all the plots x:

[07:51]<The Duke> Ryelle- i sent you a PM cause fluffers hadnt answered me lol

[07:51]<PrimutusV> i made a promise which i can never break on pain of death i must be silent

[07:51]<Ryelle> ok, I will tell it as someone told it to me

[07:51]<Ryelle> I will not mention the elven girl

[07:51]<Ryelle> this other incident, it was a young human

[07:51]<PrimutusV> NO!

[07:51]<Ryelle> as I recall

[07:52]<Ryelle> well, the young lad had not upgraded his storehouse

[07:52]<Ryelle> and Fluffy

[07:52]<Ryelle> dear, dear Fluffy

[07:52]<Ryelle> wanted to help

[07:52]<Lord Ricchard> fluffy you still there...

[07:53]<Ryelle> you new players have to understand, I'm about to tell you about one of the greatest danger to new players in Illy

[07:53]<Ryelle> the vets can protect you against enemy armies

[07:53]<Ryelle> we can track thieves to their homes

[07:53]<Ryelle> and retrieve your stolen goods

[07:53]<sajreth> and this was before fluffy bought my elven ale....so my hands are clean!

[07:53]<Ryelle> we can replace your research points if you are hit by saboteurs

[07:53]<Ryelle> but this ...

[07:53]<Ryelle> there is no protection

[07:54]<Ryelle> no escape

[07:54]<Ryelle> no avoiding this terrible fate!

[07:54]<Innoble> addiction

[07:54]<PrimutusV> no no!

[07:54]<Ryelle> so Fluffy, he had the best of intentions

[07:54]<Ryelle> he wanted to help this new player

[07:54]*john5420 covers ears

[07:54]<Ryelle> so he sent out the care-a-vans

[07:54]<sajreth> I don't know if I can read anymore.....

[07:54]<john5420> / hums

[07:54]*sajreth begins trembling

[07:55]*Ryelle breathes shakily

[07:55]<Ryelle> I'm not sure I can go on

[07:55]<Ryelle> are you newbs sure you want to hear this?

[07:55]<sajreth> be strong Ryelle!

[07:55]<PrimutusV> Tears floods of tears

[07:55]*john5420 sneaks in and steals Ryelle before she can finish

[07:55]<sajreth> they MUST be warned

[07:56]<Ryelle> well, the caravans reached the gates of the city

[07:56]<Andron the Great> forget the noobs, we all want to hear it

[07:56]<Ryelle> and they began to unload the wagons

[07:56]<Alagos> how does it end?

[07:56]<Ryelle> first they unloaded the wood

[07:56]<john5420> noooooooooooooo

[07:56]<Ryelle> and that was ok

[07:56]<Ryelle> Fluffy's wood is the best!

[07:56]<PrimutusV> tune in next week same place same channel for the gripping finale

[07:56]<Ryelle> then they unloaded the stone

[07:57]<Ryelle> he had not sent much stone

[07:57]<Ryelle> so that was ok

[07:57]<Ryelle> then they unloaded the iron

[07:57]<Ryelle> and the storehouse began to be full

[07:57]<Ryelle> but there was still room for the iron

[07:57]<Ryelle> but then

[07:57]<Ryelle> oh then

[07:58]*Fluffy stumbles into chat

[07:58]*Ryelle draws in a deep, quavery breath

[07:58]*sajreth runs and hides behind a tree....noooo!

[07:58]<Fluffy> I just bought 25 beer trades

[07:58]<Ryelle> the CLAY!

[07:58]<Fluffy> wee

[07:58]<Ryelle> the young lad stood in front of the caravans of clay

[07:58]<Ryelle> and gave the order to unload

[07:58]<Ryelle> and ...

[07:58]*Xarthos yawns

[07:58]<Ryelle> some have described the sight to me

[07:59]<Ryelle> I don't know who to believe

[07:59]<Ryelle> Xarthos, you would do well to heed my words!

[07:59]<Ryelle> for that young lad, that new player

[07:59]<Ryelle> was completely CRUSHED

[07:59]<Ryelle> by the load of clay

[07:59]<Xarthos> not yawning for that

[07:59]*Ryelle shakes head sadly

[08:00]<Ryelle> never heard from again

[08:00]<PrimutusV> sad so sad

[08:00]*Ryelle reaches out to hug Primutus

[08:00]<Innoble> they say he is now one of the human statues you can find. One made of clay.

[08:00]<Alagos> a sad tale Ryelle!

[08:00]<Xarthos> me yawning, I'm just indicatiing I'm here

[08:00]<Ryelle> it was TERRIBLE

[08:00]<Ryelle> TERRIBLE

[08:00]<Alagos> has therapy helped?

[08:00]*Ryelle is forever scarred by the incident

[08:01]*Ryelle sniffle

[08:01]<Ryelle> does

[08:01]<Ryelle> does

[08:01]<Xarthos> poor Ryelle

[08:01]<Ryelle> anyone have ...

[08:01]<Innoble> pie?

[08:01]<Tanis tolis> here s a tissue Rye

[08:01]<Ryelle> a haaankerchief?

[08:01]<Xarthos> cake ?

[08:01]<Ryelle> oh, thank you tanis

[08:01]<sajreth> I have elven ale!

[08:01]*Ryelle blows nose noisily

[08:01]<sajreth> and clay!

[08:01]*Ryelle hand tissue back to Tanis

[08:02]<Ryelle> so all I ask of new players is

[08:02]<Ryelle> PLEASE

[08:02]<Ryelle> PLEASE

[08:02]<Ryelle> PLEASE

[08:02]<Tanis tolis> throws it in trashand says ewww..thx a lot Rye...lol

[08:02]<Eltaco> Gah am I the only one who thinks enimen the worst rapper alive?

[08:02]<Tanis tolis> Plz Rye

[08:02]<Ryelle> for the love of all you hold sacred

[08:03]<Thorian> need resources plz

[08:03]<Ryelle> UPGRADE YOUR STOREHOUSE!!!!

[08:03]<Tanis tolis> any brownie points for sayin plz, Rye?

[08:03]*Ryelle retreats to ac, sobbing

[08:03]<Alagos> put it in the guide!!

[08:03]<Xarthos> death by clay.. muhahaha

[08:03]<john5420> @Ryelle but I cant

/me sobs