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make love not war

Printed From: Illyriad
Category: The World
Forum Name: Politics & Diplomacy
Forum Description: If you run an alliance on Elgea, here's where you should make your intentions public.
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Topic: make love not war
Posted By: Diablito
Subject: make love not war
Date Posted: 24 Mar 2010 at 00:12
group hug



Replies:
Posted By: Wuzzel
Date Posted: 24 Mar 2010 at 00:25
*slaps Diablito in the face with the palm of his hand*


Posted By: LauraChristine
Date Posted: 24 Mar 2010 at 02:23
*slaps you both with my c**k*

xx

EDIT: Profanity Filter updated due to complaint


Posted By: Morturiax
Date Posted: 24 Mar 2010 at 02:37
LOL
 
<Laughs at Diabolito and Shadar Logoth for them thinking LauraChristine is a chick>
 
That'll teach you being slapped around with a c**k!
 
<Cracks up... so sowwy!>
 
May I add to all this confusion that i am a perfectly peacefull Orc. No animals where insulted, nor harmed during my words of abuse, and no harm was intended to all of the intended perverts. Ooops, did I say that? I assure you, it was never my intention!
 
I can only really agree with the afore mentioned speechless persons that life is a bit.... well.. different than usual?
 
Thanx for all the smiles :o)
 
 


Posted By: Diablito
Date Posted: 24 Mar 2010 at 02:55
If LC isn't a girl that means Rescendant is gay and that...that means he has no excuse not to join me and wuzzel in constructing an eifel tower in flesh!


Posted By: Morturiax
Date Posted: 24 Mar 2010 at 03:11

LOL... providing i might be able to trust what Diablito says, then I apologise to Lady LauraChristine and her partner Lord Rescenent for this false statement of mine.

At the time I was not fully informed and the statement just seemed funny, so therefore my mistake. So, it would seem it was my mistake then, and in that case, i accept the blame for all of this and bid you my apologise.
 
I am Orc, and unlike others I have honour.
 
My Apologies, 
 
Morturiax 


Posted By: Diablito
Date Posted: 24 Mar 2010 at 03:53
Seems every damn orc and his uncle is an "honourable" orc around here.

Godamn pets is what I call you all, go get some dog biscuits from your human keepers filth, i'll be busy che...loving little children.


Posted By: Shaitana
Date Posted: 24 Mar 2010 at 04:09
A stronga Orc deserves a strong Orcisha,
I will taka up the orcish tribal wreath.
 
You will be my man, Diablito.
 
Sarky is to weak, to much fleshy mankind.
You are mine now.
 
Death do us apart...  and if death can not... I KILL YOU!
Such is strong love between real orcs. Death Concurs all!
 
Who needs honour, ... pain is preferable!
 
I kill where husband kills, husband better kill where I kill, or else all hell breaks loose!
 
Now you can take me to hut for intimate togetherness.
Weak orcishnish come forth from our togetherness I shall kill.
 
Only strong survive.
 
I shall be here long time.
 
Lady Shaitana,
 
Mistress of Orcs


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If itsa not dead, i can killa it. Now getta out of my sodding way!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9CGVPVy5Tc&feature=related

Want nice title?
Orcish Überlordess,
alright now?


Posted By: GM Stormcrow
Date Posted: 24 Mar 2010 at 11:19
Shaitana scares me


Posted By: Rwdnyll
Date Posted: 24 Mar 2010 at 11:35
Rwdnyll think that stormcrow should not be afeared of this young orcess, any more than stormcrow should be afeared of any orc...

Rwdnyll know that the only ones who believe orcs have no honour are girly flower throwing elfs and pathetic meatsack humans. Rwdnyll not care for what the littleones believe, as it is not appropriate to indulge in the fantasies of mere snacks however crunchy they may be...

Therefore Rwdnyll must conclude that diabolita is one of the two former, though most likely girly flower throwing elf... In the name of the one eyed one, Rwdnyll will find out for sure one night...

Back to your show children, nothing to see here...


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Rwdnyll not interested in the mental processes of food...


Posted By: Diablito
Date Posted: 24 Mar 2010 at 11:50
Ok that's it, **** the love, i'm sending troops to this idiots city.


Posted By: Rwdnyll
Date Posted: 24 Mar 2010 at 12:08
Rwdnyll can see your little band of fairies on the horizon, it is sad that they are not warriors, but elvish dip-low-mats...

It is true then, as anyorc knows, only an elf would send dip-low-mats and call them troops...

Hur hur hur, Rwdnyll find pathetic girly flower throwing elfs threat without teeth or claws...


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Rwdnyll not interested in the mental processes of food...


Posted By: Diablito
Date Posted: 24 Mar 2010 at 12:20
Perhaps if you didn't live 16 hours away hiding like a fairy, i'd send some of my chaps over, but considering you A. Most likely don't have an army and B. Would send it scurrying into the woods to save old grandmothers from wolves the second I was in view, I somehow don't see a point.

Now go choke on a wizards hat.


Posted By: Shaitana
Date Posted: 24 Mar 2010 at 12:21

Lady Shaitana is slightly amussa by wordsmithing between Diablito and Rwdnyll, though Rwdnylls name maka me stumble.

Lady Shaitana hata stumbling!!!!
 
GM Stormcow not a bad guy so far. Taste of feet and ears not yet confirma, so could changa ma opinion ....
 
 


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If itsa not dead, i can killa it. Now getta out of my sodding way!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9CGVPVy5Tc&feature=related

Want nice title?
Orcish Überlordess,
alright now?


Posted By: Rwdnyll
Date Posted: 24 Mar 2010 at 12:28
Rwdnyll would not eat wizard, far to stringy...

Rwdnyll has never yet run from any fight, as most whome Rwdnyll serves with would not contest...

Violence is the greatest indulgence anyorc can harbour, to hide behind dip-low-mats and distances is the art of lesser beings, as even the longest hike ends in death or a good meal, both of which are desirable over being an elf...


Edit:Name of Rwdnyll would be pronounced Rudeness in Mother tongue of Nishrek spawned Orc...


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Rwdnyll not interested in the mental processes of food...


Posted By: Diablito
Date Posted: 24 Mar 2010 at 12:35
The greatest army in Illyriad does not waste its time on cowardly orcs who take up residence 18 hours from any opposition.

I'll be killing your friends at resource nodes while you cower in your forest little elf.


Posted By: Rwdnyll
Date Posted: 24 Mar 2010 at 12:38
Originally posted by Diablito Diablito wrote:

The biggest head in Illyriad does not waste its time on real orcs.

diabolita, your little elf.


Rwdnyll has edited your typo's diabolita...


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Rwdnyll not interested in the mental processes of food...


Posted By: Shaitana
Date Posted: 24 Mar 2010 at 12:43
Ok, must stand by my man, untill bettah man winna my favas!
 
Who we go at war to Diablitio?
 
You gonna go out to kille leetle elfie bastads? Dead
 
I gonna take out my buttaknife and joina ya! LOL
 
Can always killa some stupid dorf along the way...
 
 
No harm done.
 
 


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If itsa not dead, i can killa it. Now getta out of my sodding way!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9CGVPVy5Tc&feature=related

Want nice title?
Orcish Überlordess,
alright now?


Posted By: Wuzzel
Date Posted: 24 Mar 2010 at 13:19
I LIKE RP!
GO ON!


Posted By: Shaitana
Date Posted: 24 Mar 2010 at 13:38
What do dorfs want with Rough Play...
ur kind to fragile... Dead
 
I no wanna break your neck... well... not in bed anyway.
 
Shall I toss you a bone to play with insteada?
 
Clown


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If itsa not dead, i can killa it. Now getta out of my sodding way!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9CGVPVy5Tc&feature=related

Want nice title?
Orcish Überlordess,
alright now?


Posted By: Wuzzel
Date Posted: 24 Mar 2010 at 14:01
Yes yes yes more RP!
*grabs some popcorn*



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