the origins of the 4 races
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Topic: the origins of the 4 races
Posted By: lorre
Subject: the origins of the 4 races
Date Posted: 19 May 2011 at 00:11
human originsAt
the start of everything the All-Father made all things that walk or
swim, all places in which they dwell, the light and the dark, all things
that grow or move, and all the lands and waters and heavens. All things
he made by his will, and into all living
things he breathed his spirit. To rule above the world he made his
Angelium, whom we call the gods. To rule in the world, he made the four
great races, and all the lesser beasts and beings below them. Thus it
came to be that Men first walked out in the world,
to tame the wild places, and to build villages, then castles, and at
last kingdoms.

Thus
it was that the Kingdoms of the First Age rose in an age of hope and
promise, but in the face of much blood and peril. Orcs roamed
the hills unfettered. Wild beasts ravaged flocks. The work of men was
to tame the land, and to defend their people. Men learned to build and
to organize their people. At first, men gathered together in caves or
small camps, with only crude weapons to guard
against wild beast and savage Orc. Then they built temples to the gods,
whom in gratitude gave to them the gift of fire, taught them to tame
horses, and unlocked for them the mysteries of magic. With their new
wisdoms, gifts of other gods, men made finer weapons,
and rode to battle on horseback, crafter stone walls and built the
first small fortresses.
In
time, little forts grew into solid castles and into great strongholds,
and small camps grew into villages and towns and the first cities.
So, there arose great Kingdoms of which now nothing remains.
This was the age when gods were still seen to walk the land, to fight
alongside righteous armies, to inspire the ancient prophets. It was the
age when men learned to build and to organize, to become masters of the
land and masters of themselves. It was the
age in which men learned to be victorious, to stop hiding and to stand
firm. It was a time of heroes, of which nothing remains but legends...
Orc origins
At the start of everything was the First Tribe. It ruled everything, made everything, owned everything. The Great Chief had a horde of Always-Chiefs, who commanded everything valuable, everything important. They always would. There was an Always-chief for the Hunt. An Always-Chief for birth. An Always-Chief for death. An Always-Chief for Fire. There were lots of Always-Chiefs – more than you could count. In the Tribe, there was fighting. Then there was feasting. Then there was more fighting. It went on for years. The Great Chief rewarded the winners. The winners made slaves of the losers. In the end, there were only four Champions. They had made slaves of everyone. The Great Chief saluted them. He turned to the greatest Champion, and said to him, "Greatest Champion, undefeated hero, who we all hail with the name Orc. You have defeated more than anyone else. What prize shall I give you?" Orc said: "I fight for you. I fight for my chieftains. I fight for Great Chief and the Always-Chiefs. I want no reward, but to shed blood for my chieftain!" The Great Chief laughed. He laughed so that trees fell and the animals fled. He laughed bigger than any storm. He said, "That is the best answer! So, maybe I do this. Maybe I free the salves, and you all fight again. What would you do then?" Orc pointed at the second Champion. "I fight the most dangerous foe! First, I challenge this champion, called Man. And I make him my slave. Then everyone knows I am mightiest!" The Great-Chief said "This is good! You, Man! What do you say!" But Man said "No! I will not give up my slaves!" Man refused. Man would not obey his Great Chief. They argued. They shouted. But man would not obey. "I will fight you!" screamed Orc. "I will chase you down. I will hunt you like a pig. I will kill you, skin you, eat your guts. From your skull I will drink your blood!" At this, all the Always-Chiefs roared and cheered. They all knew Orc was greatest of Champions, and most loyal. But Man went to gather his followers. He would not fight Orc alone, and so their followers clashed and fought for years. Orc had the best fighters. So the tribe of Man tamed horses so they could run away. Then the tribe of Man built castles to hide in. Then Orc said "Where are the other Champions? We should all fight traitor Man. We should kill his tribe. We should peel off their skins, make cloaks from them to give as gifts to the Always-Chiefs. We should build a new throne for Great Chief, using their bones!" But the Always-Chiefs said "The other Champions have run away." So Orc cried "Then tell me where they are! I will kill them all. I will make more cloaks for you, and a bigger throne for Great Chief!" They said "The third Champion, Dwarf, is slow and dull, he is strong but with no taste for blood. So, Dwarf has hidden. He digs into the mountain, and guards his holes with huge walls." "And where is the weakest?" Orc asked. "Elf is hiding in the forests. He thinks you can't find him there. He fears your strength, he plots against you." "All will die!" said Orc. "No," said the Always-Chiefs. "You asked to fight. That was the reward you wanted. You said you would make slaves. This is your fight. Great-Chief has given you the whole world to fight over. Tribes of Man and Dwarf and Elf are all there for you. Fight them. Conquer them. It's stupid to kill those you can own. Make them slaves." "Then I will fight everyone," said Orc. "I will make slaves of all tribes!" "It is what you are in the world for," said the Always-Chiefs. "You are loyal. If you seek aid, your priests can ask us, and we will bless you. But you are also strong. So, this world is yours. Conquer it!" So, that was the First Age. There was fighting. Then there was feasting. Then there was more fighting. It went on for years.
Dwarf OriginsAt the start of everything was the Maker. First he made tools for his use. These are called Artefores, with which he made all that now is. At the Maker's direction, the first Artefores crafted stone and clay and earth and metal and all that is hard. Then the next Artefores crafted water and light and fire and all that is soft. The third Artefores made from the hard and the soft all that grows and thrives, the plants and the animals. Then last, that some of the beasts might think and live, the last Artefores crafted all that cannot be seen or touched, such as time and distance, mathematics and language, and death.  With the invisible things and the living things, then the Maker's Artefores constructed their most complex creations, the races who now rule the world. First they made Orcs, which they saw were deficient, being misshapen and brutish, too like a simple animal, too full of base urges. Then they made Humans, which did not satisfy them, since this race was unskilled and often unreasonable. These first two races they cast out into the wilderness, to live with the beasts, and there these two began to fight together like beasts. Then at last they made the Dwarves, and they were pleased with what they had made, this race being solid in proportion, skilled with tools, sharp of mind, stable in temperament. After that they made other races, as a craftsman might make oddities for his amusement, such as Halflings, Kobolds, Elves, Ogres, Centaurs, Lizardfolk, and such.  This was the First Age. It was a great age for the Dwarves. It was a golden age, an iron age, a marble age, and age when our people learned from the Artefores and grew in strength and craft. While on the plains and in the forests below our peaks the outside world was filled with snarling beats and warlike Orcs and other chaotic jumble, the Dwarven halls were bastions of order and progress. Under the tutelage of the Artefores, Dwarves were responsible for all of the greatest inventions the world has ever seen, first fire, then the crafting of iron, through to winches and pulleys, hydraulic pumps, and machines more complex than any that we know now: mechanical warriors, great mechanized kitchens and workshops, even machines which flew.  Over the Dwarven halls ruled a single King, who wore the Eternal Crown, crafted from iron by the Artefores themselves. It was said that if the Dwarves stayed on the path that the Maker had set for them, the crown could not rust or be broken and our bastions could never be breached. Beneath him were well ordered guilds of craftsmen, regiments of soldiers, schools of wizardly scholars. We grew in understanding every day, and remained safe from the world. But armed with their great machines and inventions, Dwarves began to investigate their own paths, to leave the well ordered halls, to abandon the teachings of the Artefores. The Artefores withdrew from our halls, and left us only with the priests who now tend their scrolls. Soon, Orcs breached the walls of a Dwarven citadel, and signs of rust appeared upon the Eternal Crown. The First Age was over.
Elf Origins
At
the start of everything there was light. And the light was
understanding. And the light was love. And the light was growth. For all
these things are life, and life began with life.
And the first life yearned to begat life; and life
grows, by its nature. And so she made herself many; and so he made
himself many. Forms were imagined, and they were distinct; and as they
were distinct, they needed names, which they also imagined.
And so these many lives, these imaginers, these Lightened, our gods,
they understood, and loved, and grew. And they yearned to make what was
not of themselves, but which they could love, and which could grow,
illuminated by their wisdom. And so they created their First Daughter.
But
the First Daughter was most terribly flawed. She was not of the same
nature as the Lightened, of our gods. They did not touch her as they
made her, but only willed her to be, as one might dream a thing but not
set one's hand to its creation. She was made by them from filth and mud,
of base and decaying things. And she was cruel, and angry, and sought
not to understand or to love or to grow, but delighted in cruelty and
ignorance.
So
the Lightened made the Second Daughter, made from air and fire, and
into her they breathed their breath. But the Second Daughter had no
constancy, but was ever-changing like the winds, inconstant as fire,
prone to fitful moods, and without love for those who had created her.
So the Lightened made the Third Daughter. She was made from solid stuff,
from stone and clay and iron and ice. And as they made her, they touched
her with their forms, that she should know their power. And she had
understanding. But she had not love. And as she had not love, her
understanding was cold, and barren, like iron or ice. She could
calculate and plan, but not care nor feel.
And
at this the Lightened despaired, and they wept, and they yearned for a
daughter who might be worthy of their hopes. And they drew down the
light of the stars, and formed from that a final daughter, and their
tears fell upon her, and in their tears fell all their yearning and
their love and their regret for their mistakes and their hopes for all
that she might be. And when this last daughter stood before them, they
proclaimed "This is a worthy daughter!"
How,
the Second Daughter, ever fitful, was jealous and proud, and raged
against the first-named, and stormed away into the desert, saying, "I am
as worthy! How dare you praise her, just because she is closer to you
in light and love and understanding! We all are mighty and clever, as
you are!"
And the seeing this, the First Daughter was
aghast, proclaiming "the Lightened made us and love us and this
rebellion is a disgrace! I shall defend the first-named, and I shall
make Murder to do this. I shall do what has never been done, I shall
kill a Daughter, as warning to the others they they must obey the
first-named!" And the Lightened were shocked, for they loved all their
daughters, yet the First Daughter would not listen to their entreaties,
but vowed in their name to destroy what they loved.
And so the two daughters fought. And they gave
birth to children who might fight with them, as none could overcome the
other alone. And the First-daughter and her Orc-children held the
highlands, and launched their attacks from hovels in the hills. And the
Second Daughter and her Man-children cultivated the desert, and built
forts on their green plains. And the Third-Daughter, fearful from the
warfare, hid in the highest peaks, and birthed Dwarf-children to dig
mines and tunnels in which she could be safe.
And
the first-named turned to the last Daughter, that is, their favoured
Daughter and said "you are the closest to us, the best of our daughters.
Make peace between your sisters!" But the Favoured Daughter was made of
nothing but starlight, and she fell down and wept.
And so the first-named went out to entreat with
their Daughters, and could not make peace. And some sided with one
Daughter or another, while others stood aloof, but all were pained by
the fighting and misery that their daughters had caused, and one by one
they withdrew from the world.
And
so the Daughters were left alone. Each with their children, and each in
their own domains. And so it was in the First Age, that the
Man-children toiled in the fields to support their armies, the
Orc-children hunted amongst the hills to feed their fighters, the
Dwarf-children scratched under the mountains to build their defences,
and the Elven-children wandered the wooded ways in misery.
And that is the story of the First Age.
And you, listening, might say to yourself, "Is
this so? Does this story tell us all that was? When the last daughter,
the Favoured Daughter, was made from starlight, whence had the stars
come? When the Third Daughter rebelled, who had made the desert into
which she fled?" Of course it does not tell you all. "Are these real
facts, or just stories?" you might ask, "and why do others tell
different stories?" But it does not matter if the facts are correct, nor
what Orc or Dwarf or Human priests might preach. It matters only that
the story is true. And this is the truest story that ever has been told
or ever will be told.
You, you are no iron-cold Dwarf-child, to ask for
cold facts. You are no warring Man-child, nor Orc-child, to seek in
stories excuses for your pride or cruelty. You are born from starlight,
from tears of hope and tears of despair and tears of wisdom, and to you
it falls to understand, to love and to grow. And so this is a story of
growth and love, that you might understand.
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Napoleon Bonaparte
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Posted By: GM ThunderCat
Date Posted: 19 May 2011 at 06:07
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Lorre, I see you've been reading the lore ;-)
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Posted By: Brids17
Date Posted: 19 May 2011 at 08:17
Even if it wasn't 4am, I just can't see myself reading all that...
Anyone want to do a TL;DR version? =P
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Posted By: lorre
Date Posted: 19 May 2011 at 08:20
GM ThunderCat wrote:
Lorre, I see you've been reading the lore ;-) |
lies!!! lies!!! thats just an uhm bed time story
yea... ok i admit me liked the lore and me wanted to be the first to have the 4 lore's
------------- The battlefield is a scene of constant chaos. The winner will be the one who controls that chaos, both his own and the enemies.
Napoleon Bonaparte
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Posted By: kicking5251
Date Posted: 19 May 2011 at 09:15
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/me love orcs origin
all will die!!!
hilarious 
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Posted By: Kurfist
Date Posted: 19 May 2011 at 13:46
lorre wrote:
Orc origins
At the start of everything was the First Tribe. It ruled everything, made everything, owned everything. The Great Chief had a horde of Always-Chiefs, who commanded everything valuable, everything important. They always would. There was an Always-chief for the Hunt. An Always-Chief for birth. An Always-Chief for death. An Always-Chief for Fire. There were lots of Always-Chiefs – more than you could count. In the Tribe, there was fighting. Then there was feasting. Then there was more fighting. It went on for years. The Great Chief rewarded the winners. The winners made slaves of the losers. In the end, there were only four Champions. They had made slaves of everyone. The Great Chief saluted them. He turned to the greatest Champion, and said to him, "Greatest Champion, undefeated hero, who we all hail with the name Orc. You have defeated more than anyone else. What prize shall I give you?" Orc said: "I fight for you. I fight for my chieftains. I fight for Great Chief and the Always-Chiefs. I want no reward, but to shed blood for my chieftain!" The Great Chief laughed. He laughed so that trees fell and the animals fled. He laughed bigger than any storm. He said, "That is the best answer! So, maybe I do this. Maybe I free the salves, and you all fight again. What would you do then?" Orc pointed at the second Champion. "I fight the most dangerous foe! First, I challenge this champion, called Man. And I make him my slave. Then everyone knows I am mightiest!" The Great-Chief said "This is good! You, Man! What do you say!" But Man said "No! I will not give up my slaves!" Man refused. Man would not obey his Great Chief. They argued. They shouted. But man would not obey. "I will fight you!" screamed Orc. "I will chase you down. I will hunt you like a pig. I will kill you, skin you, eat your guts. From your skull I will drink your blood!" At this, all the Always-Chiefs roared and cheered. They all knew Orc was greatest of Champions, and most loyal. But Man went to gather his followers. He would not fight Orc alone, and so their followers clashed and fought for years. Orc had the best fighters. So the tribe of Man tamed horses so they could run away. Then the tribe of Man built castles to hide in. Then Orc said "Where are the other Champions? We should all fight traitor Man. We should kill his tribe. We should peel off their skins, make cloaks from them to give as gifts to the Always-Chiefs. We should build a new throne for Great Chief, using their bones!" But the Always-Chiefs said "The other Champions have run away." So Orc cried "Then tell me where they are! I will kill them all. I will make more cloaks for you, and a bigger throne for Great Chief!" They said "The third Champion, Dwarf, is slow and dull, he is strong but with no taste for blood. So, Dwarf has hidden. He digs into the mountain, and guards his holes with huge walls." "And where is the weakest?" Orc asked. "Elf is hiding in the forests. He thinks you can't find him there. He fears your strength, he plots against you." "All will die!" said Orc. "No," said the Always-Chiefs. "You asked to fight. That was the reward you wanted. You said you would make slaves. This is your fight. Great-Chief has given you the whole world to fight over. Tribes of Man and Dwarf and Elf are all there for you. Fight them. Conquer them. It's stupid to kill those you can own. Make them slaves." "Then I will fight everyone," said Orc. "I will make slaves of all tribes!" "It is what you are in the world for," said the Always-Chiefs. "You are loyal. If you seek aid, your priests can ask us, and we will bless you. But you are also strong. So, this world is yours. Conquer it!" So, that was the First Age. There was fighting. Then there was feasting. Then there was more fighting. It went on for years.
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Posted By: bartimeus
Date Posted: 19 May 2011 at 14:30
GM ThunderCat wrote:
Lorre, I see you've been reading the lore ;-) |
What is the lore? I tryed googleing it but couldn't find anything...
Any way, despite the human origins being shorter than the rest, that is AWESOME.
------------- Bartimeus, your very best friend.
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Posted By: Kumomoto
Date Posted: 19 May 2011 at 20:24
I thought the Orc lore was more like:
There was a cesspool. An Elven God relieved himself in it, a Human God took a dump in it, and a drunken Dwarven God puked in it. The next day, the first Orc was born...
;)
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Posted By: Llyorn Of Jaensch
Date Posted: 19 May 2011 at 23:43
GM ThunderCat wrote:
Lorre, I see you've been reading the lore ;-) |
Puns aren't Punny.
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Posted By: Kurfist
Date Posted: 20 May 2011 at 00:14
As I always say, A good pun is it's own reword.
------------- Patience is a virtue, resource giving is a sin
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Posted By: lorre
Date Posted: 20 May 2011 at 13:50
bartimeus wrote:
GM ThunderCat wrote:
Lorre, I see you've been reading the lore ;-) |
What is the lore? I tryed googleing it but couldn't find anything...
Any way, despite the human origins being shorter than the rest, that is AWESOME. |
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=meaning+of+lore - http://lmgtfy.com/?q=meaning+of+lore
------------- The battlefield is a scene of constant chaos. The winner will be the one who controls that chaos, both his own and the enemies.
Napoleon Bonaparte
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Posted By: bartimeus
Date Posted: 20 May 2011 at 15:36
Ok, apparently I didn't search long enought...
------------- Bartimeus, your very best friend.
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Posted By: Createure
Date Posted: 20 May 2011 at 17:56
At least everyone agrees that Orcs came first.
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Posted By: lorre
Date Posted: 20 May 2011 at 19:45
Createure wrote:
At least everyone agrees that Orcs came first.
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lol ive noticed that to all the origin tales agree on that fact ^^ but 3 out of 4 bassicly call em failed experiments so.... :D
------------- The battlefield is a scene of constant chaos. The winner will be the one who controls that chaos, both his own and the enemies.
Napoleon Bonaparte
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Posted By: Createure
Date Posted: 20 May 2011 at 22:27
Well... true... if you define failure as:
"really big and strong and vicious and not bothered with this whole namby-pamby culture/economy lark"
In which case, I'm very happy to be a failure. :D
But the elves seem to have a surprisingly neutral view of Orcs in the lore: They basically say that they are no worse than the humans - infact probably better than the humans - because the Orcs are only fighting because they are too stupid to know otherwise - and they are fighting against the humans for the elven interest (even though the elves don't really want them to).
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Posted By: lorre
Date Posted: 21 May 2011 at 02:43
the elves want you to think that!
------------- The battlefield is a scene of constant chaos. The winner will be the one who controls that chaos, both his own and the enemies.
Napoleon Bonaparte
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Posted By: kicking5251
Date Posted: 21 May 2011 at 08:49
the humans are just easier to kill (and have more meat on there bones)elves dont mean anything 
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Posted By: Llyorn Of Jaensch
Date Posted: 21 May 2011 at 09:33
kicking5251 wrote:
the humans are just easier to kill (and have more meat on there bones) elves dont mean anything  |
Elves don't meat anything.
@ GC Thundercat: Puns aren't Punny!
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Posted By: Aneirin
Date Posted: 21 May 2011 at 10:05
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I had a nagging doubt that the intorduction of lore into this game would be lost on the corporate morons of H? and T? Unfortunately this thread confirms it.
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Posted By: Fateful Ending
Date Posted: 21 May 2011 at 10:07
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Was that really necessary
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Posted By: Nokigon
Date Posted: 21 May 2011 at 10:08
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No, it wasn't. Don't spoil the thread.
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Posted By: Aneirin
Date Posted: 21 May 2011 at 10:16
Nokigon wrote:
No, it wasn't. Don't spoil the thread.
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Ha ha Noki
O Yes it was 
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Posted By: Lord Jon Flamont
Date Posted: 21 May 2011 at 21:32
Houston, we have a Troll.
------------- Lord Jon Flamont
Master of Peace
the Threefold Path
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Posted By: Llyorn Of Jaensch
Date Posted: 21 May 2011 at 22:09
Aneirin wrote:
I had a nagging doubt that the intorduction of lore into this game would be lost on the corporate morons of H? and T? Unfortunately this thread confirms it. |
Hey buddy. 
Just wondering. Isnt population meant to Increase over time?
You take care now. 
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Posted By: G0DsDestroyer
Date Posted: 22 May 2011 at 04:47
Aneirin wrote:
Nokigon wrote:
No, it wasn't. Don't spoil the thread.
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Ha ha Noki
O Yes it was  |
Yes Jon we do have a troll so to speak, I'd like to introduce to you Redfist/Ossian/Arawn/Bragdush the Bald, who is now currently back in the game playing as Aneirin and alo probably has another account. Oh yeah and he is also back to make us in Aesir nice and happy, you might see him disappear off the map sometime in the future 
------------- http://live.xbox.com/en-US/MyXbox/Profile?gamertag=G0DsDestroyer" rel="nofollow - Tia mi aven Moridin isainde vadin
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Posted By: Nokigon
Date Posted: 22 May 2011 at 07:53
G0DsDestroyer wrote:
Aneirin wrote:
Nokigon wrote:
No, it wasn't. Don't spoil the thread.
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Ha ha Noki
O Yes it was  |
Yes Jon we do have a troll so to speak, I'd like to introduce to you Redfist/Ossian/Arawn/Bragdush the Bald, who is now currently back in the game playing as Aneirin and alo probably has another account. Oh yeah and he is also back to make us in Aesir nice and happy, you might see him disappear off the map sometime in the future  |
Is that confirmed?
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Posted By: Aneirin
Date Posted: 22 May 2011 at 10:27
G0DsDestroyer wrote:
Aneirin wrote:
Nokigon wrote:
No, it wasn't. Don't spoil the thread.
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Ha ha Noki
O Yes it was  |
Yes Jon we do have a troll so to speak, I'd like to introduce to you Redfist/Ossian/Arawn/Bragdush the Bald, who is now currently back in the game playing as Aneirin and alo probably has another account. Oh yeah and he is also back to make us in Aesir nice and happy, you might see him disappear off the map sometime in the future  |
what the...who am I supposed to be? Where do you people come up with this stuff?
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Posted By: G0DsDestroyer
Date Posted: 23 May 2011 at 02:01
Well Noki, had his words in Aesir alliance chat not been removed, I have no idea how they could have been removed, but if you look he joined our alliance and left soon after. Some of what he said in our AC was threatening to spam our forums, but he said that it would've been pointless, and he also said he was back and called Taron & I Wisconsin idiots or something to that effect, and he also called me an eejit, which is what Brag and his other accounts referred to me as, so it's him unless Aneirin let him sit his account.
------------- http://live.xbox.com/en-US/MyXbox/Profile?gamertag=G0DsDestroyer" rel="nofollow - Tia mi aven Moridin isainde vadin
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Posted By: Aneirin
Date Posted: 23 May 2011 at 11:07
G0DsDestroyer wrote:
Well Noki, had his words in Aesir alliance chat not been removed, I have no idea how they could have been removed, but if you look he joined our alliance and left soon after. Some of what he said in our AC was threatening to spam our forums, but he said that it would've been pointless, and he also said he was back and called Taron & I Wisconsin idiots or something to that effect, and he also called me an eejit, which is what Brag and his other accounts referred to me as, so it's him unless Aneirin let him sit his account. |
Allegations with out proof again.
Anyway G0dsdestroyer you are seriously off topic. This thread is supposed to be about the Origins of the Races.
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Posted By: Createure
Date Posted: 23 May 2011 at 11:19
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You're often interrupting other peoples topics to flaunt your political agenda Aneirin.
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Posted By: Nokigon
Date Posted: 23 May 2011 at 17:57
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I find this hypocritical, bearing in mind how this line of talk started.
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Posted By: Kurfist
Date Posted: 24 May 2011 at 18:30
No one commented on my pun.
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Posted By: Llyorn Of Jaensch
Date Posted: 24 May 2011 at 18:43
Kurfist wrote:
As I always say, A good pun is it's own reword.
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Now THAT's a pun!
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Posted By: Createure
Date Posted: 24 May 2011 at 20:48
Kurfist wrote:
No one commented on my pun.
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I didn't comment but I did appreciate it... definatly gonna quote you on that one elsewhere ^^
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Posted By: Kurfist
Date Posted: 24 May 2011 at 21:01

------------- Patience is a virtue, resource giving is a sin
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Posted By: some random guy
Date Posted: 27 May 2011 at 02:39
http://www.illyriad.co.uk/Codex/DwarvesOrigins - http://www.illyriad.co.uk/Codex/DwarvesOrigins Congrats lorre!
------------- Soon, very soon, my name will become synonymous with chicken alfredo.... mmm.... chicken alfredo....
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Posted By: lorre
Date Posted: 27 May 2011 at 05:02
some random guy wrote:
http://www.illyriad.co.uk/Codex/DwarvesOrigins - http://www.illyriad.co.uk/Codex/DwarvesOrigins Congrats lorre! |
uhm thnx? not sure why ya congratulating me
------------- The battlefield is a scene of constant chaos. The winner will be the one who controls that chaos, both his own and the enemies.
Napoleon Bonaparte
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Posted By: Createure
Date Posted: 27 May 2011 at 07:48
lorre wrote:
some random guy wrote:
http://www.illyriad.co.uk/Codex/DwarvesOrigins - http://www.illyriad.co.uk/Codex/DwarvesOrigins Congrats lorre! |
uhm thnx? not sure why ya congratulating me |
I'm guessing he thinks you wrote the lore. Silly SRG.
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Posted By: lorre
Date Posted: 27 May 2011 at 15:09
Createure wrote:
lorre wrote:
some random guy wrote:
http://www.illyriad.co.uk/Codex/DwarvesOrigins - http://www.illyriad.co.uk/Codex/DwarvesOrigins Congrats lorre! |
uhm thnx? not sure why ya congratulating me |
I'm guessing he thinks you wrote the lore. Silly SRG.
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you mean i didnt? O.o
------------- The battlefield is a scene of constant chaos. The winner will be the one who controls that chaos, both his own and the enemies.
Napoleon Bonaparte
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