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Topic: The Evilness Competition
Posted By: Nokigon
Subject: The Evilness Competition
Date Posted: 29 Apr 2011 at 16:38
Welcome to the great Competition of Evilness! This is to investigate the claims of H?, Curse and TD, that they are THE most evil players. Or are they?

First up- who has sieged the most towns?

Curse of the Wolves [Curse]239
Goonies [GOON]229
The Crows [Crow]211
Murder of Crows [mCrow]197
Harmless? [H?]153
Order of the Valar [VALAR]133
Res Ipsa Loquitor [RES]126
Dark Blight [DB]91
Tranquil Vision [Peace]87
Dwarven Lords [Dlord]74
Worlds End [WE]69
Calaquendi Crow [Calcr]48
Invictus [VIC]45
Illyria Empire [IE]45
Brothers After Death [BAD]42
NONE [NONE]36
Slaves to Armok [StA]30
Hey That's My Bike! [HTMB]29
Persona Armoniosa [{P A}]28
Prisoners Of Society [0-0]26
Æsir [Sir]24
Colonist Empires [=CE=]23
The Black Company 21
Crows Wing [CrowW]21
Absaroke [Absa]21

As you can clearly see, Curse are the winners! 1-0 to Curse. Now, who's Blockaded the most towns!

AllianceCount
Harmless? [H?]39
The Crows [Crow]39
Murder of Crows [mCrow]30
Goonies [GOON]26
Curse of the Wolves [Curse]25
The White Company 19
Illyria Empire [IE]15
Dwarven Lords [Dlord]15
Persona Armoniosa [{P A}]13
Invictus [VIC]11
The Black Company 9
Knights who say Ni [Ni]8
Calaquendi Crow [Calcr]7
Slaves to Armok [StA]7
ETERNAL CHAMPIONS [CHAMP]7
Daegutantes [DGTNT]6
Armok rough riders [ARR]6
Love World Order [L W O]6
The Commonwealth [(CW)]6
Toothless? [T?]5
Crows Wing [CrowW]5
Worlds End [WE]5
Order of the Valar [VALAR]5
Francophonie [FRA]5
Medieval Knights [MK]4

This time, H? are the winners. Now, lets see who's made the most capture ATTEMPTS. Answer....

AllianceCount
Order of the Valar [VALAR]37
Curse of the Wolves [Curse]29
The Crows [Crow]22
Dwarven Lords [Dlord]20
Goonies [GOON]15
NONE [NONE]12
Harmless? [H?]12
Slaves to Armok [StA]11
Hey That's My Bike! [HTMB]10
Worlds End [WE]9
Tranquil Vision [Peace]8
Prisoners Of Society [0-0]8
Murder of Crows [mCrow]6
Crows Wing [CrowW]5
Illyria Empire [IE]5
The Black Company 4
Unified Orc Scourge [US]4
Dark Blight [DB]3
Invictus [VIC]3
Æsir [Sir]3
Colonist Empires [=CE=]3
Good Company [Good]3
Knights who say Ni [Ni]2
The White Company 2
Calaquendi Crow [Calcr]2

This time, VALAR have won. But since they haven't entered, it falls to the second place. Which is Curse! 2-1 to Curse.

So, it all comes down to this last one. Most raze attempts. Well, here is you answer. 

AllianceCount
Murder of Crows [mCrow]139
Goonies [GOON]126
Res Ipsa Loquitor [RES]101
Curse of the Wolves [Curse]71
Harmless? [H?]63
The Crows [Crow]55
Tranquil Vision [Peace]46
Order of the Valar [VALAR]46
Dark Blight [DB]45
Worlds End [WE]35
Brothers After Death [BAD]33
Dwarven Lords [Dlord]25
Illyria Empire [IE]24
Invictus [VIC]24
Persona Armoniosa [{P A}]23
Calaquendi Crow [Calcr]15
NONE [NONE]14
Crows Wing [CrowW]10
Slaves to Armok [StA]10
Æsir [Sir]10
Prisoners Of Society [0-0]8
The Mal Motshans [TMM]7
Hey That's My Bike! [HTMB]6
Victrix [VICX]6
Good Company [Good]6

A shock result! Since TD's alliance is RES, and he is the only person in RES (minus his alt), he has single handedly defeated H? AND Curse! Leaving the scores 2-1-1 to Curse!

Congratulations, Curse. Come back later to see who is the most evil PLAYER!


Replies:
Posted By: Nokigon
Date Posted: 29 Apr 2011 at 16:49
Thank you for coming back. Now, who is the most evil player? LH says it's Iduna; TD says it's him; but is it?
Again, we'll start with Most Sieged Towns.

PlayerCount
ScottFitz [mCrow]100
Faya [GOON]92
star74 [Crow]83
The_Dude [RES]65
El_Jeffe [RES]63
Iduna [Curse]45
roller [Curse]35
NSP005 [BAD]33
Zandakar [mCrow]31
Titus [VALAR]30
Uuntaar [DB]29
Waylander [H?]27
_duQ [VALAR]23
Raritor [mCrow]22
Serg [WE]22
sn0w [Curse]21
hydraa [{P A}]21
Nige19
devrim19
GregoRokin [Absa]19
Ottar18
Empress Olivia [H?]17
Tinuviel [Calcr]17
Ector The Fury [Crow]17
Carl Zeis [DB]17

Scottfitz wins! Well done Scott. Now, most Blockaded towns.....


PlayerCount
lord leige [Crow]27
King EAM [mCrow]25
Rorsach [H?]21
Ottar18
hydraa [{P A}]12
Waylander [H?]10
Faya [GOON]9
Abd Allah [GOON]9
Iduna [Curse]7
Albro [VALAR]7
Tubana (Pending Deletion)6
jekka [0-0]6
Tracy Scoggins 5
jormungandr [Dlord]5
kaboom [VIC]5
HotAttack [Crow]5
McMachin71 [FRA]5
El_Hombre 4
Diablito 4
Faldrin [Dlord]4
Aelfric [StA]4
Zork2010 [Crow]4
some random guy [(CW)]4
jables 4th [Crow]4
Rwdnyll [H?]3

Lord liege wins! Well done to you.
For most capture attempts:

PlayerCount
torshavn [H?]5
Belargyle [Dlord]4
Ector The Fury [Crow]4
roller [Curse]4
threefoothree [Crow]3
Ottar3
Capricorne [Crow]3
Faya [GOON]3
HotAttack [Crow]3
Mephisto666 [Peace]3
STAR [WE]3
Padan Fain [mCrow]3
Finnegas [mCrow]3
Divine Redemption (Suspended)3
darkone [VALAR]3
Noryasha Grunk [StA]3
Hobolus [HTMB]3
Borg [Curse]3
Mr Damage [0-0]3
duck123 [mCrow]3
Spirit [Curse]3
dots [VALAR]3
Shandar3
Serg [WE]3
K1ngo2

Torshavn wins! Well done to you. Now, the odds are that this will be a draw. I mean, one oerson can't come first in TWO categories, surely? Let's find out. Most Raze Attempts:


PlayerCount
ScottFitz [mCrow]76
Faya [GOON]73
El_Jeffe [RES]52
The_Dude [RES]51
Titus [VALAR]27
NSP005 [BAD]27
Iduna [Curse]23
Uuntaar [DB]23
Zandakar [mCrow]20
hydraa [{P A}]20
_duQ [VALAR]17
Serg [WE]15
shakyala [Peace]13
Raritor [mCrow]13
Carl Zeis [DB]13
Waylander [H?]12
Albro [VALAR]11
Abd Allah [GOON]11
Promasean [Crow]11
Avalon Rylander10
beetchin [H?]9
bow locks [H?]9
Rupe [Peace]9
Ottar9
star74 [Crow]9

Wow! Scott is clearly the most evil player in Illyria! Too bad, TD, too bad.....

Come back later again for the military attacks summary!

Posted By: Nokigon
Date Posted: 29 Apr 2011 at 17:02
And now, the Battles! Starting with BAttles today....

PlayerCasualties Inflicted
1. Ifestion [Curse]5,644
2. flipper [Dlord]5,029
3. flipper [Dlord]4,389
4. Toeteberg [=CE=]2,506
5. Sleepydragon [GOON]2,096
6. Lady AHF [Curse]2,017
7. STAR [WE]1,644
8. PaulKevan [GOON]1,642
9. noovva [VALAR]1,491
10. fluffy [mCrow]1,431
11. Belargyle [Dlord]1,413
12. flipper [Dlord]1,401
13. Sloter [VIC]1,202
14. Sleepydragon [GOON]944
15. Durham [Curse]828
 

Well done to Ifestion. Battles this week, or at least so far this week, which is four days?

1. Ifestion [Curse]Thu 28 Apr 20115,644
2. HonoredMule [H?]Wed 27 Apr 20115,402
3. Tannhauser [VALAR]Wed 27 Apr 20115,260
4. flipper [Dlord]Thu 28 Apr 20115,029
5. Smoking GNU [Dlord]Mon 25 Apr 20114,915
6. Sleepydragon [GOON]Wed 27 Apr 20114,620
7. Mandarins31 [VIC]Wed 27 Apr 20114,416
8. flipper [Dlord]Thu 28 Apr 20114,389
9. FernandoAlonso [Sir]Mon 25 Apr 20113,996
10. bardem [mCrow]Wed 27 Apr 20113,993

Again, well done to Ifestion. Battles Last week?

PlayerDateCasualties Inflicted
1. edslee [H?]Tue 19 Apr 20116,703
2. Waylander [H?]Thu 21 Apr 20116,530
3. Sho'Nuff [H?]Fri 22 Apr 20116,212
4. Beagletown [H?]Fri 22 Apr 20116,009
5. beetchin [H?]Wed 20 Apr 20115,654
6. Mandarins31 [VIC]Thu 21 Apr 20115,554
7. Porthos [GOON]Tue 19 Apr 20115,488
8. Iduna [Curse]Sun 24 Apr 20115,471
9. Belargyle [Dlord]Tue 19 Apr 20114,926
10. Mandarins31 [VIC]Thu 21 Apr 20114,752

Well done to edslee. Battles this month?

1. Llyorn Of Jaensch [H?]Thu 14 Apr 20117,041
2. Mandarins31 [VIC]Thu 14 Apr 20116,964
3. edslee [H?]Tue 19 Apr 20116,703
4. Waylander [H?]Thu 21 Apr 20116,530
5. Llyorn Of Jaensch [H?]Sun 03 Apr 20116,366
6. LordZultan [GOON]Tue 12 Apr 20116,214
7. Sho'Nuff [H?]Fri 22 Apr 20116,212
8. Beagletown [H?]Fri 22 Apr 20116,009
9. Waylander [H?]Mon 11 Apr 20115,991
10. edslee [H?]Thu 31 Mar 20115,910

Well done to Llyorn. H? and Curse drawing so far.... Last month?


PlayerDateCasualties Inflicted
1. warrior [Peace]Wed 16 Mar 20116,518
2. MoreBlue4U2 [Peace]Mon 28 Feb 20116,237
3. Magnificence [0-0]Fri 18 Mar 20115,949
4. Lacunar Amnesia [Curse]Thu 10 Mar 20115,912
5. Alexius [Calcr]Wed 30 Mar 20115,795
6. bardem [mCrow]Tue 29 Mar 20115,741
7. Sir-Les [VIC]Fri 25 Mar 20115,657
8. Llyorn Of Jaensch [H?]Thu 17 Mar 20115,527
9. papucho [VALAR]Wed 30 Mar 20115,502
10. ScottFitz [mCrow]Sat 26 Mar 20115,393

Well done to warrior, and now battles this year?

PlayerDateCasualties Inflicted
1. CranK [Good]Sun 16 Jan 201123,445
2. Llyorn Of Jaensch [H?]Tue 25 Jan 201118,735
3. Createure [H?]Mon 24 Jan 201111,674
4. HonoredMule [H?]Tue 25 Jan 201111,376
5. flipper [Dlord]Wed 05 Jan 201110,769
6. Llyorn Of Jaensch [H?]Fri 25 Feb 201110,510
7. Shadar LogothSat 08 Jan 201110,503
8. Sherpa [GOON]Sat 08 Jan 201110,344
9. Sloter5 [VIC]Tue 04 Jan 20119,946
10. fangy [GOON]Mon 03 Jan 20119,215

Ooh, well done to CranK. And finally, the decider. Battles Last year!

PlayerDateCasualties Inflicted
1. kaboom [VIC]Fri 17 Sep 201024,631
2. Beagletown [H?]Fri 16 Jul 201022,582
3. NigeTue 30 Nov 201019,303
4. kaboom [VIC]Sat 18 Sep 201018,527
5. Beagletown [H?]Sat 17 Jul 201016,484
6. kaboom [VIC]Sat 18 Sep 201013,192
7. ajdub [H?]Thu 22 Jul 201012,401
8. Viscerius [Good]Mon 04 Oct 201012,317
9. spikes Sat 03 Jul 201011,340
10. ajdub [H?]Thu 22 Jul 201010,605

VIC?! OK, so the scores are- H? and Curse 2 each, VIC, Peace and Good 1 point each. So it goes down to the previous scores, and since Curse won the first category they are therefore THE most EVIL alliance in ALL of Illyriad!

Well done, Curse!

Posted By: Kurfist
Date Posted: 29 Apr 2011 at 17:23
I don't understand the point of this.  Now we know that the alliance Curse has members with an Orcish heart, Huzzah.

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Patience is a virtue, resource giving is a sin

Posted By: Nokigon
Date Posted: 29 Apr 2011 at 17:24
Originally posted by Kurfist Kurfist wrote:

I don't understand the point of this.  Now we know that the alliance Curse has members with an Orcish heart, Huzzah.
It's to settle the claims of who is the most evil alliance. Been going on for a while.

Posted By: Kurfist
Date Posted: 29 Apr 2011 at 17:34
Maybe Curse, cursed the other alliances to pet rabbits and eat chocolates so Curse could be the evilest alliance.

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Patience is a virtue, resource giving is a sin

Posted By: Kumomoto
Date Posted: 29 Apr 2011 at 17:37
I think there are hanging chads...

(Kumo consults with his lawyers...)

Posted By: Selissa
Date Posted: 29 Apr 2011 at 18:18
Muhahahaha, Kumomoto! We foiled your evil plans with our even more evil plans!

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Selissa
Proud member of Curse of the Wolves

I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight!

Posted By: The_Dude
Date Posted: 29 Apr 2011 at 20:01
This is no competition.  Merely an illusion.  A Jedi Mind Trick I have employed to sheild my evilness from your observation.  Mine is The Valley of the Shadow of Death and you SHALL have fear.
 
MWHAHAHAHA!

Posted By: Createure
Date Posted: 29 Apr 2011 at 21:08
why would the most evil person need to hide his/her evilness?

Are you ashamed? Wink

Posted By: Kurfist
Date Posted: 29 Apr 2011 at 21:54
Heees Shy

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Patience is a virtue, resource giving is a sin

Posted By: The_Dude
Date Posted: 29 Apr 2011 at 22:58
More proof of my absolute evilness.
 
Hidden evils are the evilest.

Posted By: HonoredMule
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2011 at 00:38
Whomever the most evil person is, you can be well assured that someone else is getting framed for all his heinous crimes.  He himself probably holds a respected position in public office or the clergy. Wink

Posted By: col0005
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2011 at 01:23
The greates trick the dude pulled was to convince illyriad hat he didn't exist

Posted By: HonoredMule
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2011 at 01:58
Hah!  No one has even thought to ponder whether I exist or not.  I am the Turing master.

Posted By: Nokigon
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2011 at 06:44
Well, I am perfectly happy to stay and serve those who are more evil than myself. So I'll be running away from Scott next time I see him...

Posted By: (EOM) Harry
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2011 at 11:12
Honoured Mule=Moriati from Sherlock holmes...
 
 
I always knew you would look fetching as a posh crime consultant ;)


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Fool's watch the land when the problem is in the heart.

Posted By: Tordenkaffen
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2011 at 13:22
You all look like pink bunnies to me...

Posted By: The_Dude
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2011 at 16:41
Originally posted by Tordenkaffen Tordenkaffen wrote:

You all look like pink bunnies to me...
Pink bunnies are the true face of evil.

Posted By: scottfitz
Date Posted: 01 May 2011 at 01:40
I am most assuredly not evil! I am merely zealous in my efforts to return my little corner of Illyriad to it's pristine natural state, free of the unsightly clutter of abandoned towns. I may have the most sieges, but these are all inactives (mostly)

Posted By: kicking5251
Date Posted: 01 May 2011 at 03:10
hang on if when you siege someone it moves to a new location
but not destroying it then there isnt really  a point to seiging inactives
pls explain why

Posted By: HonoredMule
Date Posted: 01 May 2011 at 04:16
The point is not to remove someone (even an inactive account) from the game but from your personal space.


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