Greetings, Gentles!
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Category: Miscellaneous
Forum Name: The Caravanserai
Forum Description: A place to just chat about whatever takes your fancy, whether it's about Illyriad or not.
URL: http://forum.illyriad.co.uk/forum_posts.asp?TID=1774
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Topic: Greetings, Gentles!
Posted By: Matt
Subject: Greetings, Gentles!
Date Posted: 11 Apr 2011 at 13:45
... and not so gentles (Dwarves, I'm lookin' at you!).
Didn't see an intro thread, so thought I'd start one of my own. The name, as you can probably gather, is Matt, but you probably know me better in-game as Visserion. I'm still fairly new here, but slowly getting my footing and learning, largely in thanks to the absolutely wonderful folks I've met in the past 5 days. For those who are interested (and even those who aren't), I'm 32 years old, live in the beautiful foothills of Tennessee down near Chattanooga, and I'm an avid historian and lover of all manner of minutae and obscure factoids. I like long walks on the beach, late nights in front of a roaring fire, and ... oh wait ... got this confused with my eHarmony advertisement. In any event, I'm extremely glad to be here, amongst all you fine folks. And Attila. 
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Posted By: Attila the Hun
Date Posted: 11 Apr 2011 at 14:16
Matt wrote:
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D In any event, I'm extremely glad to be here, amongst all you fine folks. And Attila. 
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It's King Hun to you!
------------- It's just a game. :)
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Posted By: Nokigon
Date Posted: 11 Apr 2011 at 14:18
Posted By: Matt
Date Posted: 11 Apr 2011 at 14:22
Posted By: Kumomoto
Date Posted: 12 Apr 2011 at 17:08
Posted By: amy001
Date Posted: 15 Apr 2011 at 04:56
[Commercial Spam - removed, account suspended]
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Posted By: Llyorn Of Jaensch
Date Posted: 15 Apr 2011 at 07:47
Scrubs? It's a post real life play on H?
Kumo's the scary janitor, HM the head doc and young poodle the guy from platoon.
Lawn? well lawns the hot chick from Roseanne.....
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Posted By: KillerPoodle
Date Posted: 15 Apr 2011 at 16:45
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Me = Dr. Cox? Thanks Ly Ly....
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Posted By: HonoredMule
Date Posted: 15 Apr 2011 at 19:26
Posted By: King EAM
Date Posted: 16 Apr 2011 at 13:23
/me = Dr. Kelso
------------- "It's hard to know until you're a Crow"
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Posted By: Lord Loss
Date Posted: 17 Apr 2011 at 15:08
Who's Turk?
------------- Have a nice day :)
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Posted By: Llyorn Of Jaensch
Date Posted: 17 Apr 2011 at 21:55
Posted By: Mr. Ubiquitous Feral
Date Posted: 19 Apr 2011 at 20:06
I am a 8 foot tall rabbit. I'm mostly white with a grey goatee. I am 47 years old and live in Coos Bay, Oregon, U.S.A. I live with 2 cats and they also have accounts. One is John Doe, the other is Littlesquat Fatman. They both think they're human. John Doe is on the way out, and that, fellow Illyrians, is my problem. Now I'm a 8 foot tall rabbit with an extra cat. Any ideas?
------------- I am a Machine.
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Posted By: kicking5251
Date Posted: 19 Apr 2011 at 22:17
get a dog
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Posted By: Llyorn Of Jaensch
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2011 at 05:43
Mr. Ubiquitous Feral wrote:
I am a 8 foot tall rabbit. I'm mostly white with a grey goatee. I am 47 years old and live in Coos Bay, Oregon, U.S.A. I live with 2 cats and they also have accounts. One is John Doe, the other is Littlesquat Fatman. They both think they're human. John Doe is on the way out, and that, fellow Illyrians, is my problem. Now I'm a 8 foot tall rabbit with an extra cat. Any ideas? |
I like this guy ^^. 
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Posted By: (EOM) Harry
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2011 at 12:14
I get to be J.D then, anyone fancy being Elliot ;)
------------- Fool's watch the land when the problem is in the heart.
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Posted By: Llyorn Of Jaensch
Date Posted: 24 Apr 2011 at 06:26
rukawaka wrote:
/me = Dr. Kelso ???are you sure |
Pay attention now Rukawaka.
Mule's Kelso.
And you know what happens if we get to many Kelsos, aka Mules dont you Rukawaka?
We end up with a caravan.
And you know what happens when we get a caravan dont you Rukawaka?
We invade the west and all the Bison get eaten.
So no you cant be Kelso.
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Posted By: Hora
Date Posted: 24 Apr 2011 at 13:28
Mr. Ubiquitous Feral wrote:
I am a 8 foot tall rabbit. I'm mostly white with a grey goatee. I am 47 years old and live in Coos Bay, Oregon, U.S.A. I live with 2 cats and they also have accounts. One is John Doe, the other is Littlesquat Fatman. They both think they're human. John Doe is on the way out, and that, fellow Illyrians, is my problem. Now I'm a 8 foot tall rabbit with an extra cat. Any ideas? |
/me fetches the ... Holy Handgranade of Antiochia ... again... (nothing personal, I promise )
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Posted By: HonoredMule
Date Posted: 05 Aug 2011 at 07:56
Good God in heaven, Newbie, there are just so very many ways for me to
say this to you: Never; not in a million years; absolutely not; no way,
Jose; no chance, Lance; niet; negatory; mm-mm; nuh-uh; oh-oh; and of
course my own personal favorite of all time, man falling off a cliff:
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
...pfft.
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Posted By: KillerPoodle
Date Posted: 05 Aug 2011 at 14:58
HonoredMule wrote:
Good God in heaven, Newbie, there are just so very many ways for me to
say this to you: Never; not in a million years; absolutely not; no way,
Jose; no chance, Lance; niet; negatory; mm-mm; nuh-uh; oh-oh; and of
course my own personal favorite of all time, man falling off a cliff:
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
...pfft.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrjwaqZfjIY
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Posted By: Aneirin
Date Posted: 05 Aug 2011 at 18:03
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...and now an exclusive interview with the founder of Harmless? The alliance that brings love, peace, harmony and care packages to all of Illyriad.
No animal was hurt during the making of this video but three cameramen were taken to hospital with lacerated jockey shorts 
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Posted By: HonoredMule
Date Posted: 05 Aug 2011 at 18:25
That's hardly fair. KP was just in a good mood after finding a new source of tender grub. http://failblog.org/2011/08/02/epic-fail-photos-calendar-ad-fail/" rel="nofollow - http://failblog.org/2011/08/02/epic-fail-photos-calendar-ad-fail/ .
I assure you he normally keeps the flirting and other unprofessional friendliness in check.
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