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Topic: My poems
Posted By: Attila the Hun
Subject: My poems
Date Posted: 10 Apr 2011 at 02:05
I'll add to this list as times go on.  I already have a poem about GC in production, ik no one cares..

anyways, i don't have it done yet so I'll put the final version of my alliance poem on here to start the topic.

Search you may for our home
you may try but you'll never reach your goal
Though you begin the quest, for'er you will roam
for this place you call the swampland biome

We see you wandering through the night
hear thou cry for help, but we keep at bay
we enter a clearing, and see remains from a fight
we sing and dance, as the night fades away

You may wonder why it is, that you suffered this..event so crude
Yes we danced, we made merry,  but take note
You should keep in mind, You and your companions were intrude
the swampland takes care of us, forever upon it we shall dote

More will be coming!


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It's just a game. :)



Replies:
Posted By: SunStorm
Date Posted: 10 Apr 2011 at 02:06
(0.o)

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"Side? I am on nobody's side because nobody is on my side" ~LoTR



Posted By: Strategos
Date Posted: 10 Apr 2011 at 04:24
Moved

 - Strategos


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Postatem obscuri lateris nescitis


Posted By: Attila the Hun
Date Posted: 10 Apr 2011 at 16:14
Everyone is a critic, below is the global chat poem

Constant Bickering dwells in this box
wether it be of illy problems or politics
some of the speakers are as cunning as a fox
while others are a right bunch of twits

Topics flow from one to the next
Non=stop talking fills the air
you type a response, no one reads your text
they continue their questions, no one cares

sometimes global falls asleep
nothing is whispered, nothing said
then one person opens his mouth and bleeps
"Oi! look chat is dead"


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It's just a game. :)


Posted By: SunStorm
Date Posted: 10 Apr 2011 at 16:59
(0.o)  These really do remind me of the Vogon poetry from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Also, reminds me of the warden's poem on the first Fable game:
"Grey is the prettiest color - Oh, Grey is the prettiest color - For it is in her name, her eyes, and her soul - She makes me feel ten feet taller - to see her is to lose control - she lives in the north side among rainbows - while I am trapped in this dreary jail"


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"Side? I am on nobody's side because nobody is on my side" ~LoTR



Posted By: Attila the Hun
Date Posted: 10 Apr 2011 at 17:11
"Vogon Poetry is described as "the third worst poetry in the Universe"

Thanks sunnny


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It's just a game. :)


Posted By: Manannan
Date Posted: 10 Apr 2011 at 18:58
Originally posted by Attila the Hun Attila the Hun wrote:

"Vogon Poetry is described as "the third worst poetry in the Universe"


I think it just got bumped down a spot


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Doesn't look good... doesn't look bad either!

"Manananananananananan, so long Sir, and thanks for all the fish." ~ St.Jude


Posted By: Bragdush the Bald
Date Posted: 10 Apr 2011 at 19:39

All Aboard the Magic Bus

I was waiting at the bus stop
For the number fourty four
But when it finally reached me
It said  "Sorry can't take no more"

Ive picked up so many passengers
They are hanging out the door
They are sitting three to a seat
And squashed upon the floor

Ive got old G0dsdestroyer
Whos been out to get his meal
Hes bought up half the supermarket
And takes up six seats for real

And then there's Urgorr the Old
Crammed in across the back
The Dude keeps blowing his whistle
As he swings from the luggage rack

Smoking GNU has trouble sitting
Because his horns are far and wide
His rugby team is plain terrible
They cant even make up a side

We are on our way to Illyriad
With Stormcrow and his team
Mod. Strategos has a purple  pen
The largest  you have ever seen

Then theres the Dwarven Lord Alliance
Who are sat down in the aisle
With that walking beard on legs
Old High King Belargyle

I mustnt forget Kumamoto
Whos car has broken down
He taking the Honored Mule
To the vets at the end of town

And Nokigon who drives the bus
Count Dooku who collects the fares
While waving his light sabre
At the Emprah under the stairs

And so you see we have no room
So please dont make a fuss
Cos if you wait just a little while
There’ll soon be another bus Clown


Posted By: Nokigon
Date Posted: 10 Apr 2011 at 19:57
I SHOULD be on that bus.


Posted By: Manannan
Date Posted: 10 Apr 2011 at 20:45
I think that Vogon Poetry just got bumped down to 5th.

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Doesn't look good... doesn't look bad either!

"Manananananananananan, so long Sir, and thanks for all the fish." ~ St.Jude


Posted By: ellisande
Date Posted: 11 Apr 2011 at 00:29
A limerick by Ellisande: 

There once was a player named Tilly
Who wrote poems about the game Illy
They always did rhyme
Such a waste of our time
And so he drove us all silly!


Posted By: Manannan
Date Posted: 11 Apr 2011 at 01:01
Clap ENCORE!!! Clap

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Doesn't look good... doesn't look bad either!

"Manananananananananan, so long Sir, and thanks for all the fish." ~ St.Jude


Posted By: abstractdream
Date Posted: 14 Mar 2012 at 21:27
The Gods were alone, so here we are...
Face to face with the Jaguar, in the Dance of Death

Our temples rise to the heavens, and reach down into the realm of the Dead
Everyday the world is reborn, as well as the Son of the Creators

and we know the future
--there is no future
and we've seen the past
--there is no past

Only by the lusting of the Gods, only by the will of the Creators
(The First Father-The First Mother)
We are free to worship, free to sacrifice

We have lived long
We have seen much
But only in the Dance of Death will we know all that is knowable
Only in the Dance of Death will we live forever
Side by side with the Jaguar

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Bonfyr Verboo



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