Da horrible actions of da terrible Lorre!
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Topic: Da horrible actions of da terrible Lorre!
Posted By: Noryasha Grunk
Subject: Da horrible actions of da terrible Lorre!
Date Posted: 27 Oct 2010 at 22:48
Hyu may hef heard of dis guy. Vell, it turns how he is not da nice guy he claims to be! For example, he stole my cow, Mittsy. Mittsy vas my favorite cow, and vone of da holy cows of Armok, and dis Lorre guy? Stoled it! And not just stoled, he ATE her! He ate my most favourite cow! Oh, da orcmanity.
Beyond dat, he insulted me! hI forgot how, exactly, but hI know it made me very angry, and hI vouldn't just get angry over nothink! Dat vould be asburd. Dus, logically, Lorre must hef said sometink incredibly mean. Edit: hO, hyah, hI remember! Called me a slave!
Dat's two strikes, Lorre. hyu better vatch hyus back. Hyu hef anytink to say for hyuself?
But mebbe hI should forgive hyu. hI hef heard hyu got hit over da head vit a rusty bucket full of rocks vhen hyu vere hyunger... so mebbe hI should just forgive and forget. Don't vant to pick on somevone who needs help figurink out how to get out of bed in da mornink...
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Posted By: Smoking GNU
Date Posted: 27 Oct 2010 at 22:55
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i know you like roleplaying and all, but this really makes me want to attack you....
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Posted By: Grunvagr
Date Posted: 27 Oct 2010 at 23:02
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Holy cow! what a good story.
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Posted By: CranK
Date Posted: 27 Oct 2010 at 23:06
Lol Grunk... Don't touch my Lorre !
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Posted By: Noryasha Grunk
Date Posted: 27 Oct 2010 at 23:21
"i know you like roleplaying and all, but this really makes me want to attack you...."
hI know da feelink... hI feel da same vay hevery time g0Ddestroy and Wargh Boss and a few others speak. hI hef realized dat attackink somevone for a forum post is not nice, doh.
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Posted By: lorre
Date Posted: 27 Oct 2010 at 23:41
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XD aww i never claimed to be a good guy and my slaves arent treated bad.....if u can look past the daily beating........
ps: so i should cancel our dinner plans for tommorow? best steak restaurant in illyriad for the pretty noryasha 
and crank lol thnx she wont be hurting me tho well she will but in the good way ;) XD
------------- The battlefield is a scene of constant chaos. The winner will be the one who controls that chaos, both his own and the enemies.
Napoleon Bonaparte
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Posted By: iluvpie3
Date Posted: 28 Oct 2010 at 00:57
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Noryasha Grunk is a womans name?!?!
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Posted By: some random guy
Date Posted: 28 Oct 2010 at 01:14
/me coughs in a way that sounds suspiciously like "propaganda"...
------------- Soon, very soon, my name will become synonymous with chicken alfredo.... mmm.... chicken alfredo....
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Posted By: lorre
Date Posted: 28 Oct 2010 at 01:16
some random guy wrote:
/me coughs in a way that sounds suspiciously like "propaganda"... |
what does?? /me look strangely at random guy
------------- The battlefield is a scene of constant chaos. The winner will be the one who controls that chaos, both his own and the enemies.
Napoleon Bonaparte
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Posted By: Noryasha Grunk
Date Posted: 28 Oct 2010 at 01:57
hya, Lorre! He's hez got it it right! Hyu's is all full of propaganda!
And hI suppose ve can still hef dinner. hI vas sort of lookink forward to it... vait a minute! Steak restaurant!? Is dis some trick to get me to eat my own cow?!?!?! Vhy, hI outta...
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Posted By: lorre
Date Posted: 28 Oct 2010 at 02:01
Is dis some trick to get me to eat my own cow?!?!?!
nope not a trick a real invitation it is :D
------------- The battlefield is a scene of constant chaos. The winner will be the one who controls that chaos, both his own and the enemies.
Napoleon Bonaparte
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Posted By: Noryasha Grunk
Date Posted: 29 Oct 2010 at 03:21
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hOkay, den... dinner is still on. BUT dat doesn't mean hyu is off da hook!
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Posted By: lorre
Date Posted: 29 Oct 2010 at 17:40
dont worry i like being on the hook :D
------------- The battlefield is a scene of constant chaos. The winner will be the one who controls that chaos, both his own and the enemies.
Napoleon Bonaparte
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Posted By: Brids17
Date Posted: 29 Oct 2010 at 21:14
Smoking GNU wrote:
i know you like roleplaying and all, but this really makes me want to attack you....
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There's this crazy thing at the top right hand corner of the page. It's square, red and has a white X in the middle of it. I suggest learning when and how to click it.
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Posted By: Llyorn Of Jaensch
Date Posted: 30 Oct 2010 at 03:52
Noryasha Grunk wrote:
Hyu may hef heard of dis guy. Vell, it turns how he is not da nice guy he claims to be! For example, he stole my cow, Mittsy. Mittsy vas my favorite cow, and vone of da holy cows of Armok, and dis Lorre guy? Stoled it! And not just stoled, he ATE her! He ate my most favourite cow! Oh, da orcmanity.
Beyond dat, he insulted me! hI forgot how, exactly, but hI know it made me very angry, and hI vouldn't just get angry over nothink! Dat vould be asburd. Dus, logically, Lorre must hef said sometink incredibly mean. Edit: hO, hyah, hI remember! Called me a slave!
Dat's two strikes, Lorre. hyu better vatch hyus back. Hyu hef anytink to say for hyuself?
But mebbe hI should forgive hyu. hI hef heard hyu got hit over da head vit a rusty bucket full of rocks vhen hyu vere hyunger... so mebbe hI should just forgive and forget. Don't vant to pick on somevone who needs help figurink out how to get out of bed in da mornink...
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Refer LoJ comment: This Guy (^^)....Kills me.
Loj bets Grunk doesnt use pre-emptive txt.
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Posted By: Finrod
Date Posted: 25 Nov 2010 at 06:53
Posted By: King EAM
Date Posted: 25 Nov 2010 at 12:26
iluvpie3 wrote:
Noryasha Grunk is a womans name?!?! |
lmao 
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