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   Perhaps the princess had heard of the common superstition among orcs that cleanliness is next to deadliness ... which explains a lot about orcs.

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Rill Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Postmaster General Player Council - Geographer Joined: 17 Jun 2011 Location: California Status: Offline Points: 6903	Posted: 28 Nov 2011 at 20:29
	Perhaps the princess had heard of the common superstition among orcs that cleanliness is next to deadliness ... which explains a lot about orcs.

Bonaparta Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Postmaster Joined: 03 Nov 2011 Location: Milky Way Status: Offline Points: 541	Posted: 30 Nov 2011 at 08:14
	She advanced towards brutal hordes of orcs with her only weapon being a sponge when she suddenly heard her ancestral spirits warning her that even if she uses special all organic material sponge that might not be the brightest idea. Edited by Bonaparta - 30 Nov 2011 at 08:27

Binky the Berserker Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Forum Warrior Joined: 19 Jul 2011 Status: Offline Points: 257	Posted: 30 Nov 2011 at 10:35
	she was a modern thinking elven maiden and didn't believe in ancestral spirits, so didn't bother to listen to their advice

Createure Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Postmaster General Joined: 07 Apr 2010 Location: uk Status: Offline Points: 1191	Posted: 30 Nov 2011 at 11:25
	Hefting her organic carbon-neutral sponge aloft, spraying soapy suds asunder... she prepared herself to meet the foe head on.

Rill Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Postmaster General Player Council - Geographer Joined: 17 Jun 2011 Location: California Status: Offline Points: 6903	Posted: 30 Nov 2011 at 22:04
	Little did she know that someone else was watching in those woods.

(EOM) Harry Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Forum Warrior Joined: 06 Oct 2010 Status: Offline Points: 283	Posted: 30 Nov 2011 at 22:58
	It was the DragonBorn! and he fus-Ro-Dah'ing her all the way back to Riverwood!
	Fool's watch the land when the problem is in the heart.

Kumomoto Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Postmaster General Joined: 19 Oct 2009 Status: Offline Points: 2224	Posted: 30 Nov 2011 at 23:37
	The end.

Rill Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Postmaster General Player Council - Geographer Joined: 17 Jun 2011 Location: California Status: Offline Points: 6903	Posted: 01 Dec 2011 at 00:56
	Or so Kumomoto had hoped.

Binky the Berserker Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Forum Warrior Joined: 19 Jul 2011 Status: Offline Points: 257	Posted: 01 Dec 2011 at 18:43
	who never learned to understand the meaning of the word 'neverending' which was part of the title of the topic and so he made only very lousy contributions, which indeed, seem off-topic

Rill Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Postmaster General Player Council - Geographer Joined: 17 Jun 2011 Location: California Status: Offline Points: 6903	Posted: 01 Dec 2011 at 20:10
	So the maiden found herself ensconced in a stone tower that was perched on a forbidding crag.