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Nokigon
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Player Council - Historian
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Topic: Orcs offer Dwarven folk a confederation. Posted: 29 May 2011 at 07:54 |
Kurfist wrote:
/me would like a female Orc on the log in page
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/me definitely WOULDN'T, thank you VERY much.....
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Kurfist
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Posted: 29 May 2011 at 05:20 |
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/me would like a female Orc on the log in page
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Patience is a virtue, resource giving is a sin
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Ketla Truttensis
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Joined: 12 May 2011
Location: Iowa, USA
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Posted: 29 May 2011 at 05:18 |
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Talking of Elf-denigration, can it get any worse than the hussy currently representing our folk on the front page. Even Lord Floppy was better! She is an utter trollop, and any rumours about her having a law degree are... er... well, she is still a racial embarrassment. Put a portrait of some orc up there and see how the rest of them like that!
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Kumomoto
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Posted: 28 May 2011 at 07:30 |
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Alright.. The Elf denigration has gone far enough...
We elves are very forgiving, to a point...
I don't think you want to explore that point...
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Ketla Truttensis
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Posted: 25 May 2011 at 17:25 |
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Createure: say rather that your original post was 'in character'.
My reply (in character): yah boo hiss! And look out short stumpy bearded people; its a trap!
My reply (out of character): great idea. And I also feel embarrased to have been 'chosen' to represent the game (especially as the Elven Lord appearing there is a ruthless philandering chauvinistic bigot who is not nearly as good in --- [censored] as he thinks he is, Mr 'groundworm', are you reading this???) Sorry, slipped back into character, and got carried away.
Ketla
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Qaal
Wordsmith
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Posted: 24 May 2011 at 02:25 |
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I'm all in favor of orcs and dwarves. Elves and humans are funny looking, skinny little things. I mean seriously, Elves--what's with that ridiculous surface-area-to-volume ratio, anyway? It's a wonder you fey folk survive a brisk Autumn, let alone a decent Winter.
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Kumomoto
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Posted: 23 May 2011 at 15:38 |
Createure wrote:
also Dwarves can go into battle stacked on top of each other - it's like fighting a guy with 4 arms, swinging axes at your head and knees at the same time.
Dwarves sure know how to kill people with style. (Almost as stylish as killing Elves with asparagus).
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lmao. Double decker devastating dwarf demolition!
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HonoredMule
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Posted: 22 May 2011 at 23:59 |
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No Dwarf ever broke his bones tripping and falling. Elves however...well, lets just say those pointy ears on high heads don't deal with whiplash well. And Humans hide in thick castles, behind heavy armor, and live soft lives in padded rooms lest the slip on a stair and bump their tender tushes. Orcs just replace whatever falls off with something rummaged from the bargain bin.
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Createure
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Posted: 22 May 2011 at 23:13 |
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also Dwarves can go into battle stacked on top of each other - it's like fighting a guy with 4 arms, swinging axes at your head and knees at the same time.
Dwarves sure know how to kill people with style. (Almost as stylish as killing Elves with asparagus).
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fluffy
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Posted: 22 May 2011 at 22:51 |
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nah, we bite at the knees! more effective anyways!
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