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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 May 2011 at 02:25
I'm all in favor of orcs and dwarves. Elves and humans are funny looking, skinny little things. I mean seriously, Elves--what's with that ridiculous surface-area-to-volume ratio, anyway? It's a wonder you fey folk survive a brisk Autumn, let alone a decent Winter.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 25 May 2011 at 17:25
Createure:
say rather that your original post was 'in character'.

My reply (in character):
yah boo hiss! And look out short stumpy bearded people; its a trap!

My reply (out of character):
great idea. And I also feel embarrased to have been 'chosen' to represent the game (especially as the Elven Lord appearing there is a ruthless philandering chauvinistic bigot who is not nearly as good in --- [censored] as he thinks he is, Mr 'groundworm', are you reading this???) Sorry, slipped back into character, and got carried away.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 May 2011 at 07:30
Alright.. The Elf denigration has gone far enough...

We elves are very forgiving, to a point...

I don't think you want to explore that point...


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29 May 2011 at 05:18
Talking of Elf-denigration, can it get any worse than the hussy currently representing our folk on the front page. Even Lord Floppy was better! She is an utter trollop, and any rumours about her having a law degree are... er... well, she is still a racial embarrassment. Put a portrait of some orc up there and see how the rest of them like that!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29 May 2011 at 05:20
/me would like a female Orc on the log in page
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29 May 2011 at 07:54
Originally posted by Kurfist Kurfist wrote:

/me would like a female Orc on the log in page
/me definitely WOULDN'T, thank you VERY much.....
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