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Points: 165 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 May 2011 at 11:26
Well, both of course!
First soften the boulders with the head, then pulverize it with the stilt.

We are not great craftsmen for nothing! We "use" our heads! Wacko
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Points: 821 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 May 2011 at 17:27
Originally posted by Createure Createure wrote:

Ok for you guys that didn't realise: My original post was a joke. It is 100% non-political.

The only message in it was my opinion that the development team has neglected Orcs/Dwarves.


Then why not just write that? What are we mindreaders here?
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Points: 1650 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 May 2011 at 17:55
Originally posted by Tordenkaffen Tordenkaffen wrote:


Then why not just write that? What are we mindreaders here?
You mean you aren't?  My condolences.
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Points: 1191 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 May 2011 at 18:42
It was a joke first Torden - and a vague opinion of my own second. Chillax. ^^
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Points: 335 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 May 2011 at 22:05
Im all in Createure!  lets get those stinky hummies and pointy ears elves!
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Originally posted by fluffy fluffy wrote:

Im all in Createure!  lets get those stinky hummies and pointy ears elves!
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Get us? Sorry mate but you need a ladder for that Wink
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Points: 335 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 May 2011 at 22:51
nah, we bite at the knees!  more effective anyways!
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Points: 1191 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 May 2011 at 23:13
also Dwarves can go into battle stacked on top of each other - it's like fighting a guy with 4 arms, swinging axes at your head and knees at the same time.

Dwarves sure know how to kill people with style. (Almost as stylish as killing Elves with asparagus).
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Points: 1650 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 May 2011 at 23:59
No Dwarf ever broke his bones tripping and falling.  Elves however...well, lets just say those pointy ears on high heads don't deal with whiplash well.  And Humans hide in thick castles, behind heavy armor, and live soft lives in padded rooms lest the slip on a stair and bump their tender tushes.  Orcs just replace whatever falls off with something rummaged from the bargain bin.
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Points: 2224 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 May 2011 at 15:38
Originally posted by Createure Createure wrote:

also Dwarves can go into battle stacked on top of each other - it's like fighting a guy with 4 arms, swinging axes at your head and knees at the same time.

Dwarves sure know how to kill people with style. (Almost as stylish as killing Elves with asparagus).


lmao. Double decker devastating dwarf demolition!
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