Orcs offer Dwarven folk a confederation.

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   As a representative of Orc-kind I'm offering all Dwarves a Truce of sorts. 

We Orcs have decided that Elves and Humans are the worst flesh bags of all Illyriad. They are pretentious and haughty. They claim perfection but infact are nothing more than fodder.

Just look at the way these high-and-mighty "superior" races of Illyriad showcase themselves with their images all over the fabled "Heavenly Gateway to Illyriad" (aka the login portal).

Now Orcs are not a race that is prone to sympathy (or any other emotion really) but we can see that you dwarves are a race that does not impose itself on others - you dwarves know your strengths and weaknesses and you keep yourselves to yourselves and for this we Orcs give you some respect.

So are there any dwarves out there who are willing to heed my offer and band together in defiance of these high-and-mighty humans and elves?

Let us go protest and wave witty placards until our two races get some love from the high-always-chiefs (SC&co.)... too long our kind have held our tongues while the always chiefs lavish their favoured races with gifts (the best all-round offensive and defensive units and all the best diplos).

[Tl:Dr - Give Orcs/Dwarves some love please!]

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Createure Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Postmaster General Joined: 07 Apr 2010 Location: uk Status: Offline Points: 1191	Topic: Orcs offer Dwarven folk a confederation. Posted: 20 May 2011 at 22:38
	As a representative of Orc-kind I'm offering all Dwarves a Truce of sorts. We Orcs have decided that Elves and Humans are the worst flesh bags of all Illyriad. They are pretentious and haughty. They claim perfection but infact are nothing more than fodder. Just look at the way these high-and-mighty "superior" races of Illyriad showcase themselves with their images all over the fabled "Heavenly Gateway to Illyriad" (aka the login portal). Now Orcs are not a race that is prone to sympathy (or any other emotion really) but we can see that you dwarves are a race that does not impose itself on others - you dwarves know your strengths and weaknesses and you keep yourselves to yourselves and for this we Orcs give you some respect. So are there any dwarves out there who are willing to heed my offer and band together in defiance of these high-and-mighty humans and elves? Let us go protest and wave witty placards until our two races get some love from the high-always-chiefs (SC&co.)... too long our kind have held our tongues while the always chiefs lavish their favoured races with gifts (the best all-round offensive and defensive units and all the best diplos). [Tl:Dr - Give Orcs/Dwarves some love please!]

kicking5251 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Wordsmith Joined: 16 Nov 2010 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 139	Posted: 20 May 2011 at 23:30
	here here

Llyorn Of Jaensch Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Postmaster Joined: 31 Mar 2010 Location: Sydney Status: Offline Points: 924	Posted: 21 May 2011 at 00:48
	Boooo! Hiss! Hiss! Rummages for rotten food....

Sheogorath Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Wordsmith Joined: 26 Aug 2010 Location: Shivering Isles Status: Offline Points: 103	Posted: 21 May 2011 at 02:13
	No offense or anything but not all elves consider themselves better than everybody.
	=Colonialism At Its Finest=

Aneirin Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Wordsmith Joined: 28 Apr 2011 Status: Offline Points: 186	Posted: 21 May 2011 at 10:12
	Createure is not the most trusted player in the game. This is probably just another half baked H? ploy

Fateful Ending Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Greenhorn Joined: 21 Sep 2010 Status: Offline Points: 68	Posted: 21 May 2011 at 10:15
	Really, is that necessary

Tordenkaffen Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Postmaster Joined: 16 Oct 2010 Location: Denmark Status: Offline Points: 821	Posted: 21 May 2011 at 10:57
	Createure - I think you are going about politics the wrong way. In the best scenario of your idea, players would be restricted to either orc/dwarf, or human/elf, or be a possible security leak in the alliance. Thats imo just not the criteria you would want for a functioning alliance (but suit yourselves). Im still of the mind that the "us and them" should be pro-royalists vs rebels, and however/wherever players place themselves within that strife should define their options. my 2cents

Nokigon Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Postmaster General Player Council - Historian Joined: 07 Nov 2010 Status: Offline Points: 1452	Posted: 21 May 2011 at 11:22
	I'm a rebel. Vivé la Revolution! No Vivé la Roi! NO!

Createure Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Postmaster General Joined: 07 Apr 2010 Location: uk Status: Offline Points: 1191	Posted: 21 May 2011 at 12:06
	Ok for you guys that didn't realise: My original post was a joke. It is 100% non-political. The only message in it was my opinion that the development team has neglected Orcs/Dwarves. Edited by Createure - 21 May 2011 at 12:08

Manannan Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Postmaster Joined: 22 Mar 2011 Location: Mystical Mists Status: Offline Points: 576	Posted: 21 May 2011 at 13:28
	That's because when the invite for the team meeting was sent the Orc was too stupid to read the invite and ate it, and although the dwarf made it too the building he was too short to reach the buttons in the lift and missed out too!
	Doesn't look good... doesn't look bad either! "Manananananananananan, so long Sir, and thanks for all the fish." ~ St.Jude