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Points: 93 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 Jun 2013 at 06:52
Bansisdead - very well my Orc Brother - never let it be said I failed you. Here is the first preview of page one of the Orc Handbook.
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Points: 554 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 Jun 2013 at 01:12
Originally posted by bansisdead bansisdead wrote:

Originally posted by Kumomoto Kumomoto wrote:

The definition of an educated Ork is one who knows how to use a doorknob...


An educated ork is also an Orkymoron.

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Points: 609 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 Jun 2013 at 19:05
Originally posted by Kumomoto Kumomoto wrote:

The definition of an educated Ork is one who knows how to use a doorknob...


An educated ork is also an Orkymoron.
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Points: 2224 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 Jun 2013 at 18:56
The definition of an educated Ork is one who knows how to use a doorknob...
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Points: 1452 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 Jun 2013 at 18:39
We thought that the educated orks could read for the uneducated ones.

Clearly, we expected too much from the orks. This is probably brought about from a misguided belief on the number of educated orks.
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Points: 609 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 Jun 2013 at 17:26
Originally posted by Ashtar Ashtar wrote:

Look at page 14, paragraph 5, subsection 14 picture of Dominion Charter - NO EAR NIBBLING ALLOWED. 


You know aswell as I do Kale intentionally omitted any pictures from our charter so we orks couldn't read it.  We orks are oppressed and discriminated against at every opportunity by mean elves and ummies!  Orks demand equality, and pictures...
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Points: 2224 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 Jun 2013 at 15:48
Yes. Truly marvelous, Ash! Clap
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Points: 96 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 Jun 2013 at 15:21
This is wonderful, Ashtar!!  I look forward to further publications...nice work!
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Points: 1118 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 Jun 2013 at 10:20
Originally posted by Ashtar Ashtar wrote:

Any grammatical errors, or typo's are my own and no fault of my editor.
"typo's" shouldn't have an apostrophe. I trust that was a ytpo.
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Points: 93 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 Jun 2013 at 06:45
Thank you Starry - nice to know that elves everywhere will be a bit safer now. Smile


And Bansisdead -  LOL Silly Orc - you are a Dominion member - Look at page 14, paragraph 5, subsection 14 picture of Dominion Charter - NO EAR NIBBLING ALLOWED. 
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