New Brewing Research UNLOCKED

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   I would like to announce that my town of Helios, after years of painstaking research, has finally unlocked a new brew.  

Unicorn Tears Gin

I won't give out the recipe, but needless to say the rare material is actual Unicorn Tears.  Slaves in all my cities are whipping unicorns for 3 shifts a day / 7 days a week to meet the expected demand.  Orders can be placed with me by IGM until the Devs get it in the marketplace. 

And before any of you start calling in about cruelty to animals and all that non-sense, remember.... Unicorns are Jerks!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yJCNNwHUOE

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Bimoda Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Wordsmith Joined: 04 Jun 2014 Location: USA Status: Offline Points: 121	Post Options Post Reply Quote Bimoda Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: New Brewing Research UNLOCKED Posted: 03 Oct 2015 at 14:55
	I would like to announce that my town of Helios, after years of painstaking research, has finally unlocked a new brew. Unicorn Tears Gin I won't give out the recipe, but needless to say the rare material is actual Unicorn Tears. Slaves in all my cities are whipping unicorns for 3 shifts a day / 7 days a week to meet the expected demand. Orders can be placed with me by IGM until the Devs get it in the marketplace. And before any of you start calling in about cruelty to animals and all that non-sense, remember.... Unicorns are Jerks!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yJCNNwHUOE
	Bimoda - Dragon Fairy: Illyria Fairy Nation [FAIRY]

Alfred Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List New Poster Joined: 13 Jun 2014 Location: England Status: Offline Points: 39	Post Options Post Reply Quote Alfred Report Post Thanks(1) Quote Reply Posted: 03 Oct 2015 at 17:18
	They where once good unicorns! But the evil wizard forced them to serve hell and make Gin it seems

Dungshoveleux Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Postmaster Joined: 09 Nov 2013 Status: Offline Points: 935	Post Options Post Reply Quote Dungshoveleux Report Post Thanks(1) Quote Reply Posted: 03 Oct 2015 at 18:17
	If he sells enough he could afford a new kidney.

Bimoda Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Wordsmith Joined: 04 Jun 2014 Location: USA Status: Offline Points: 121	Post Options Post Reply Quote Bimoda Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 03 Oct 2015 at 18:29
	Undead Unicorns from Hell? Can we say AWESOME?
	Bimoda - Dragon Fairy: Illyria Fairy Nation [FAIRY]

Halcyon Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Forum Warrior Joined: 17 Aug 2012 Location: Israel Status: Offline Points: 360	Post Options Post Reply Quote Halcyon Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 03 Oct 2015 at 19:12
	I really expect all the huggers in Illy to go to war on this. I seriously consider joining myslef once the current war ends.

Alfred Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List New Poster Joined: 13 Jun 2014 Location: England Status: Offline Points: 39	Post Options Post Reply Quote Alfred Report Post Thanks(1) Quote Reply Posted: 08 Oct 2015 at 16:12
	Unicorn ice-cream and pooping tips all in one video! ""Truly a foot-stall fit for a constipated king" King Sigurd will be pleased :') Edited by Alfred - 08 Oct 2015 at 16:18
	Warning: may contain traces of sanity ( Current username Lord DeFault Ni old; King Alfred wCrow)

Digioso Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Forum Warrior Joined: 09 Feb 2015 Location: Germany Status: Offline Points: 287	Post Options Post Reply Quote Digioso Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 05 Nov 2015 at 12:38
	Unicorn Tears Gin goes best with... Unicorn Meat! https://www.getdigital.co.uk/Unicorn-Canned-Meat.html Edited by Digioso - 05 Nov 2015 at 12:43


Diva Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Forum Warrior Joined: 20 Dec 2011 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 416	Post Options Post Reply Quote Diva Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 06 Nov 2015 at 01:39
	This could be fun!! errrr, maybe, I think, I'll refrain from really supporting live or dead unicorns.. just pass the gin. Unicorn ice cream, if this is the scoop on the poop from the pictures, I vehemently decline. <retches>
	"Um diva.... you are sort of acting like a .... diva...." - PhoenixFire

jcx Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Forum Warrior Joined: 09 Oct 2013 Location: Tallimar Status: Offline Points: 281	Post Options Post Reply Quote jcx Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 07 Nov 2015 at 09:36
	Awesome! unicorn tears might be the secret recipe for Elven Bows. :) /me sends spies to Bimoda to steal her secret recipe.
	Disclaimer: The above is jcx\|orcboy's personal opinion and is not the opinion or policy of Harmless? [H?] or of the little green men that have been following him all day. jcx in H? \| orcboy in H?