My poems

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Everyone is a critic, below is the global chat poem

Constant Bickering dwells in this box
wether it be of illy problems or politics
some of the speakers are as cunning as a fox
while others are a right bunch of twits

Topics flow from one to the next
Non=stop talking fills the air
you type a response, no one reads your text
they continue their questions, no one cares

sometimes global falls asleep
nothing is whispered, nothing said
then one person opens his mouth and bleeps
"Oi! look chat is dead"

"Vogon Poetry is described as "the third worst poetry in the Universe"

Thanks sunnny

All Aboard the Magic Bus

I was waiting at the bus stop
For the number fourty four
But when it finally reached me
It said  "Sorry can't take no more"

Ive picked up so many passengers
They are hanging out the door
They are sitting three to a seat
And squashed upon the floor

Ive got old G0dsdestroyer
Whos been out to get his meal
Hes bought up half the supermarket
And takes up six seats for real

And then there's Urgorr the Old
Crammed in across the back
The Dude keeps blowing his whistle
As he swings from the luggage rack

Smoking GNU has trouble sitting
Because his horns are far and wide
His rugby team is plain terrible
They cant even make up a side

We are on our way to Illyriad
With Stormcrow and his team
Mod. Strategos has a purple  pen
The largest  you have ever seen

Then theres the Dwarven Lord Alliance
Who are sat down in the aisle
With that walking beard on legs
Old High King Belargyle

I mustnt forget Kumamoto
Whos car has broken down
He taking the Honored Mule
To the vets at the end of town

And Nokigon who drives the bus
Count Dooku who collects the fares
While waving his light sabre
At the Emprah under the stairs

And so you see we have no room
So please dont make a fuss
Cos if you wait just a little while
There’ll soon be another bus


Edited by Bragdush the Bald - 10 Apr 2011 at 22:43

I think that Vogon Poetry just got bumped down to 5th.