Murderonia: The Place To Visit

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   joe pesci, you say?  Someone send that man some care-a-vans ... but make sure your donkeys get rabies shots first!

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Rill Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Postmaster General Player Council - Geographer Joined: 17 Jun 2011 Location: California Status: Offline Points: 6903	Topic: Murderonia: The Place To Visit Posted: 02 Oct 2011 at 09:33
	joe pesci, you say? Someone send that man some care-a-vans ... but make sure your donkeys get rabies shots first!

Tora Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List New Poster Joined: 02 Oct 2011 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 35	Posted: 02 Oct 2011 at 09:19
	Murderonia: You May Not Want To Live Here, But It's Certainly The Place To Visit! Looking to get away? come visit Murderonia and plan on having a fun filled day at, um... The tannery! where the stench might kill you but leaving with out a handcrafted fanny pack will DEFENITELY kill you. Next a stop to our library which currently houses 4 books! Then spend a relaxing evening in the paddock! Where you wont be wined or dined because we are starving! but don't worry you can sleep in our common grounds along with the rest of the town and their livestock! In the morning, if you don't die of exposure or the gray plague we offer a continental breakfast that consists of shoe leather and rotten fruit! reservations are filling fast but act now and send all the resources you can and we will throw in 3 stray dogs. 3 STRAY DOGS!!! Just pay separate handling. must be 18 or older prices and participation vary per location see village on decline for details no purchase necessary void where prohibited "Murderonia...we are dying" ============================================================================== Original Posting by joe pesci in GC. Thanks Joe for a great laugh. Tora aka Thorulfr Edited by Tora - 02 Oct 2011 at 09:20