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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 Apr 2012 at 17:58

Published in Tor Carrock     The Illyriad Free Times.               Issue No. 2

                      An occasional publication for the edification of our readers throughout Elgea.


As we go to press it is believed that the war between LWO (reduced) and BSH continues. Details are somewhat obscure but this paper has been reliably informed that LWO (reduced) do not wish for BSH to continue to trudge all across Elgea to get them and BSH do not wish to continue to trudge all across Elgea to get LWO.

Diplomatic sources also suggest that CoK wish to be paid something by someone for the inconvenience of joining in.

 

Our War correspondent has doubled his efforts to bring you the most interesting and informative insights of this conflict.

 

Down in Lan Larosh he managed to put some questions to the commanders of two opposing infantry units that had been in conflict with each other for several days.

They were Commander Isski Faren-Holtograllshi of the Elvish Seventh Golden Feathered Forest Regiment and Chief Headbasher Grok of the DeathHead Wargroup.

 

Our Correspondent: ” Gentlemen, bearing in mind that you both have now faced each other in conflict and have both seen the dedication and bravery of your opponents, both far from the lands of your births, do you not feel a common bond and respect towards worthy opponents?”

Commander Isski Faren-Holtograllshi: “Soldiers throughout time have pondered on the discomfits of battle and the consequences of their actions”

Chief Headbasher Grok : “Nah”

 Our Correspondent: “Thank you. Following that can you comment on a war that, although involving many nations, factions and races. In essence has brought inconvenience and disruption to a far greater number of non combatants then those involved due to the long range nature of the conflict and that has also amplified the logistical side of military planning then that is normally required?”

Chief Headbasher Grok: “Wot?”

Commander Isski Faren-Holtograllshi : “An interesting question. The physical nature of different conflicts depends to large degree on the underlying politico-diplomatic stresses, rather then the overall military position. Therefore, regardless of the specific or quantitive requirements nesser…”

Our Correspondent: “Err, I’m afraid we have run out of time. Thank you both and I hope both of you have a good day.”

 

In the Vale of Lycerna our man was lucky to find an Orc column as it jogged homeward after a long and successful siege.

Our Correspondent: “Are you pleased to be going home?”

1st Orc  “Who’s going home?”

2nd Orc “ What did he say?”

1st Orc  “Going home”

2nd Orc  “You’re going home?”

3rd Orc  “Me? I’m going to war”

1st Orc  “ I think I am”

3rd Orc  “What you thinking?”

4th Orc  “ I don’t think”

2nd Orc  “ You don’t think your going home?”

4th Orc   “ No. I think I’m following you”

1st Orc   “Don’t interrupt me mate….”

3rd Orc   “You talking to me?”

5th Orc   “ Oi, mind where your putting that spear!”

At this point our correspondent couldn’t keep up with them and the column gradually disappeared into the distance throwing up a large cloud of dust.

 

About our War Correspondent.

Yalli Ars-Lightfoot is a High Elf who spent many years as a Kings Messenger and thus has a detailed knowledge of the lands of Elgea. He also has that open, friendly, good natured, tactful, understanding yet nosey and inquisitive manner so important for someone who seeks the real story behind the headlines. We are pleased to have him on our staff.  In further issues we will introduce more of our specialist correspondents to you.

 

Update:  In our last edition we reported the comments of a Pikeman from the town of Nafflik while he was on campaign regarding a nearby dwarven High school for girls. He refused to give his name to Yalli on that occasion.

Unfortunately by the time he got back home he had been identified and was met by his wife, her three brothers and his mother-in law. Pikeman Johhn in now recovering in the Nafflik Military Hospital for Serious Wounds.

 

Other News.

Heart of Corruption:  Getting bigger.

Anniversary Tournament:  Now ended.

Trogg trouble again?:  Rumours spread in northern Elgea.

Lost cat found:  Tibbles found on neighbours roof.

 


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 Apr 2012 at 11:33
Granlik we've shown mercy towards you in the past because of your small size and presumably newbie status:
When we sent our dummy sieges consisting with only 1 trebuchet (catapult like unit), we were expecting that your bigger alliance members would clear them. The reason for this was to lure enemy units to long journeys. But when your alliance mates didn't clear those sieges, we recalled them.

Now that LWO has disintegrated, we assume that only members who want to fight remain there, so don't be surprised if real sieges come to you. If you want to prevent this, simply leave LWO...
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 Apr 2012 at 08:51

Morning Thatk,

Just got up.  Another 6 hits overnight and there’s still another 5 hours to go before I can get the runes up again.  I couldn’t find my dads old tin hat in the shed so I’m going to look in the attic once the paper run is finished. It will be out soon.

I hope you have a good nights sleep and would ask you to have a word with the lads to ease up a bit on me.

Gran.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 Apr 2012 at 03:53
Granlik - BSH has suffered numerous (continuing) diplomatic attacks.  I regret it if you feel specifically targeted, but LWO continues this conflict far beyond the point of rationality or our desire to continue hostilities, and our choices at this point are to allow them to freely thieve us or to respond.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18 Apr 2012 at 22:42

Ok,  you Guys,   you win.  I won’t be able to stand this for more then a few days and I do like this game.

 

System Resources Missing at Nifflink 18 Apr 2012 20:12

System Resources Missing at Nefflink 18 Apr 2012 19:44

System Resources Missing at Nefflink 18 Apr 2012 17:10

System Resources Missing at Nafflink 18 Apr 2012 16:35

System Resources Missing at Nefflink 18 Apr 2012 15:14

System Resources Missing at Nafflink 18 Apr 2012 03:39

System Resources Missing at Nafflink 18 Apr 2012 01:25

System Resources Missing at Nafflink 17 Apr 2012 19:12

 

I am leaving LWO of my own accord but will uphold the rights of a free press.

 

Granlik.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18 Apr 2012 at 11:15
Originally posted by Silent/Steadfast Silent/Steadfast wrote:

I think it stands for bathroom breaks... and stretching.  That's what I stand for, at least.  


stretching has always been difficult for me.  I sometimes pay more flexible people to touch my toes for me.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18 Apr 2012 at 05:25
I think it stands for bathroom breaks... and stretching.  That's what I stand for, at least.  
"Semantics are no protection from a 50 Megaton Thermonuclear Stormcrow."-Yggdrassil (June 21, 2011 6:48 PM)
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18 Apr 2012 at 04:55
Love World Order? (yes, question mark at the end)
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18 Apr 2012 at 02:23
could someone remind me what LWO stands for again?


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 17 Apr 2012 at 21:07
Owch!

That hurt...........

was that you?

(looks for dad's tin hat from 1945 in garden shed)
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