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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 Jan 2011 at 19:02
what are amish children called?

amelets!


Edited by some random guy - 08 Jan 2011 at 19:03
Soon, very soon, my name will become synonymous with chicken alfredo.... mmm.... chicken alfredo....
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 Jan 2011 at 21:48
A bear warlks into a bar and says to the barman and says: "I'd like some beer and............................................................................ some peanuts.

The barman says:" Why the big Pause?"
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 Jan 2011 at 21:45
strategos way to go you killed the topic
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04 Jan 2011 at 16:31
I should point out that, I will step in if people start "bashing" each others religions, as we all know how that ends.

However, the above joke doesn't really strike me as bashing any religion as rather a nod to Nietzsche.

Ok, the above I suppose is both an accurate statement and an obscure joke at the same time, consider it my contribution.

To summarise, keep the jokes somewhat clean, stay clear of the usual forum fire-starters and laugh as much as you can.

Remember, they're only jokes people.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04 Jan 2011 at 16:01

guys im catholic, its ok for me to bash my own religion,

"hilarious joke here"

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04 Jan 2011 at 04:56
Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave, 
explaining to the barman he has to go home to do a crap. "Don't
be stupid," says the barman, "We've got a perfectly good toilet
here!"

"Yes," explains the drinker, "but I take salts."

"So what??!! That doesn't matter - you can still use the toilet
here!"

The drinker reluctantly agrees and heads for the toilet. After a
few moments there is loud banging and the bloke emerges,
followed by a foul smell. The barman races into the toilet where
he sees crap all over the ceiling and walls. He races back into

the bar.

"What the hell went on in there?!" he demands.

"I told you," explained the drinker.

"No, you said that you take salts!" yelled the barman.

"That's right," the drinker shrugs, "somersaults."
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04 Jan 2011 at 03:38
A man walks into a bar.
duh duh schhhhh!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03 Jan 2011 at 13:11
Originally posted by theblackmofia theblackmofia wrote:

Post here for some funny ass jokes
 
Heres one,
 
The bible is like the illyriad license agrrement, no one reads it, they just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree"


Not smart  Angry


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"It's hard to know until you're a Crow"
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03 Jan 2011 at 02:22
I'm not so sure bashing peoples religious beliefs is appropriate...
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03 Jan 2011 at 00:55
Post here for some funny ass jokes
 
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The bible is like the illyriad license agrrement, no one reads it, they just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree"
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