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Originally posted by LadyLuvs LadyLuvs wrote:

Unless you have a crazy one in your life, then just put your head down and back away slowly.  


tested and aproved of.

a better version is to always say "no problem". exemple: "sweety i dent your new BMW trying to park in front of the perfumery" answer: "no problem.  "oh and i threw your old vinyls, they were taking too many place in the cupboard" answer: "no problem".  " oh guess what, i met Brad yesterday, you know him, my ex-boydriend... he invited me to go in a great restaurant tonight" the answer is still "no problem". the longer you say "no problem" the longer she is tender with you... but sometimes that's a real challenge... just think about potatoes. think about potatoes and say "no problem" = tested and 100% arpoved Thumbs Up





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Some of these are actually pretty good joke's keep them coming guy's.
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If the automobile industry was like the computer industry, Today a Rolls Royce would cost $100, get 100 miles to the gallon, and every 3 months would inexplicably serve into a tree.
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Bob The Chicken

Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed besides his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.....

He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St.Peter said, 'You died in your sleep,Bob.'

Bob was stunned. 'I'm dead? No,I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!'

St.Peter said, 'I'm sorry,but there's only one way you can go back,and that is as a chicken.'

Bob was devastated,but begged St.Peter to send him to a farm near his home....The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers,clucking, and pecking the ground.

A rooster strolled past....'So, you're the new hen,huh? How's your first day here?'

'Not bad,' replied Bob the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside.Like I'm gonna explode!'

'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster.'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?'

'Never,'said Bob.

'Well,just relax and let it happen,'says the rooster.'It's no big deal.'


Bob did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later,out popped an egg!

Bob was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg...his joy was overwhelming.

As he was about to lay his third egg,he felt a smack on the back of his head,and heard his wife yell......

'BOB,wake up.You just sh*t the bed!
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WHAHAAA .. I really loved that 1 Shakyala :D
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I wish my imagination was as active as Bob's ^^
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your name must be homer simpson if you want to feel the experience.
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If Charlie Sheen gets fired from Two and a Half Men, the producers will rename the show Two Men.
Soon, very soon, my name will become synonymous with chicken alfredo.... mmm.... chicken alfredo....
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Charlie Harper actually is my role model..
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Originally posted by LadyLuvs LadyLuvs wrote:

Oh no ... we have stooped to the women can't be pleased and women hair color jokes???   LOL  we aren't complicated if you truly want to know about us ... just ask.  Unless you have a crazy one in your life, then just put your head down and back away slowly. Tongue LOL  FYI:  Most days I hate my gender because they think you men should be mind readers.  Wacko
 
 
I knew you would say that
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