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Llyorn Of Jaensch 
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Joined: 31 Mar 2010
Location: Sydney
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Points: 924
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 Posted: 23 Jan 2011 at 14:30 |
Should Creature be banned from this thread? All those in favour.... 
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Nokigon
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Player Council - Historian
Joined: 07 Nov 2010
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Posted: 23 Jan 2011 at 15:19 |
Five women are on a roadtrip, and they decide to stop for the night. They pull in at a hotel that had a caption, saying WOMEN ONLY.
A tall and handsome bouncer says to them: 'Hello, this is a hotel with a difference. We have five floors, each with lots of men. Enjoy!
Excited, the women take the stairs. The first floor had a sign saying: All the men here are short and plain. Laughing, the women proceeded up the stairs. The second floor said: All the men here are short and handsome. The women go up another flight of stairs. The next sign said: All the men here are tall and plain. The women know this isn't good enough, so they go up another flight of stairs. The fourth floor sign said: All the men here are tall and handsome. They are the best looking men in the world. The women are impressed, but they decide to go up another floor. The fifth floor had a sign saying: There are no men here. This floor was built to prove there is no way to please a woman.
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King EAM
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Joined: 26 Aug 2010
Location: Nun'ya
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Points: 272
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Posted: 23 Jan 2011 at 15:47 |
A redhead, a brunette and a blonde are all on death row. The redhead gets in front of the firing squad. The officer says "Ready! Aim!" but the redhead quickly interrupts and yells "TORNADO!!!" while everyone runs for cover she gets away. Now the brunette is up, the officer yells "Ready! Aim!" but the brunette quickly interrupts and yells "EARTHQUAKE!!!" while everyone is running for cover she gets away. By now the Blonde has it all figured out as the push her in front of the firing squad. The officer yells "Ready! Aim!" but the blonde quickly interrupts and yells "FIRE!!!"
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"It's hard to know until you're a Crow"
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Createure
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Joined: 07 Apr 2010
Location: uk
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Points: 1191
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Posted: 23 Jan 2011 at 15:48 |
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I'll stop at nothing to avoid using negative numbers.
Edited by Createure - 23 Jan 2011 at 15:50
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King EAM
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Joined: 26 Aug 2010
Location: Nun'ya
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Posted: 23 Jan 2011 at 15:49 |
 Llyorn Of Jaensch wrote:
Should Creature be banned from this thread? All those in favour....
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I am!
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"It's hard to know until you're a Crow"
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Createure
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Joined: 07 Apr 2010
Location: uk
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Points: 1191
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Posted: 23 Jan 2011 at 15:51 |
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I have a recurring dream where I divide 10 by 3.
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HonoredMule
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Joined: 05 Mar 2010
Location: Canada
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Points: 1650
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Posted: 23 Jan 2011 at 16:03 |
Createure wrote:
Want to know what really floats my boat?
Archimedes' Principle of Relative Buoyancy.
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LIES! Archimedes' Principle doesn't float your boat, it only explains the physical interactions that float your boat. Never forget that Science tries to reflect/explain/model reality, but is in fact just ideas that are totally made up.
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Mandarins31
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Joined: 05 Jun 2010
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Points: 418
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Posted: 23 Jan 2011 at 16:05 |
Createure wrote:
I have a recurring dream where I divide 10 by 3.
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i like this one :D (ok i go out)
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LadyLuvs
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Joined: 02 Oct 2010
Location: On Earth
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Points: 325
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Posted: 23 Jan 2011 at 16:44 |
Oh no ... we have stooped to the women can't be pleased and women hair color jokes???  we aren't complicated if you truly want to know about us ... just ask. Unless you have a crazy one in your life, then just put your head down and back away slowly.  FYI: Most days I hate my gender because they think you men should be mind readers. 
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Createure
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Joined: 07 Apr 2010
Location: uk
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Points: 1191
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Posted: 23 Jan 2011 at 16:52 |
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Hey you can't ban me from this thread!
I'll have you know: I'm an upstanding member of the primate community!
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