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Lord Loss 
Wordsmith
Joined: 29 Dec 2010
Location: Ireland
Status: Offline
Points: 143
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 Posted: 09 Jan 2011 at 18:04 |
I wrote a book on penguins ......... Paper would have been better!  |
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Have a nice day :)
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some random guy
Forum Warrior
Joined: 26 Aug 2010
Location: saturn
Status: Offline
Points: 378
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Posted: 22 Jan 2011 at 02:59 |
If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat? 
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Soon, very soon, my name will become synonymous with chicken alfredo.... mmm.... chicken alfredo....
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G0DsDestroyer
Postmaster
Joined: 16 Sep 2010
Location: Ásgarð/Vanaheim
Status: Offline
Points: 975
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Posted: 22 Jan 2011 at 03:11 |
 some random guy wrote:
If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat? |
Well they say Common Sense ain't so common, but i'd say they eat humans! They must be orcs!
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The_Dude
Postmaster General
Joined: 06 Apr 2010
Location: Texas
Status: Offline
Points: 2396
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Posted: 22 Jan 2011 at 05:14 |
Boy: "Mommy, mommy! ... I'm tired of running in circles."
Mommy: "Shut up...before I nail your other foot to the floor."
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kicking5251
Wordsmith
Joined: 16 Nov 2010
Location: Australia
Status: Offline
Points: 139
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Posted: 22 Jan 2011 at 21:53 |
Q: what do you get if you cross a pit bull terrier with a computer
A: not sure but when it megabytes it megahertz
Edited by kicking5251 - 22 Jan 2011 at 21:53
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The_Dude
Postmaster General
Joined: 06 Apr 2010
Location: Texas
Status: Offline
Points: 2396
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Posted: 22 Jan 2011 at 22:37 |
A Grasshopper walks into a bar.
The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, there's a cocktail named after you!"
The Grasshopper replies, "You have a cocktail named Chuck?"
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HonoredMule
Postmaster General
Joined: 05 Mar 2010
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 1650
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Posted: 23 Jan 2011 at 00:23 |
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What do you get when you cross a mobster with an international standard?
Someone who makes you an offer you can't understand.
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Llyorn Of Jaensch
Postmaster
Joined: 31 Mar 2010
Location: Sydney
Status: Offline
Points: 924
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Posted: 23 Jan 2011 at 05:02 |
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Elephant says to a mouse "Hey why are you so small?"
Mouse Replies "Leave me alone, I'm sick."
Oh God I kill me. I really do. And the Mule made a joke!!! No he did! Look ^^^!
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Createure
Postmaster General
Joined: 07 Apr 2010
Location: uk
Status: Offline
Points: 1191
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Posted: 23 Jan 2011 at 12:00 |
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Want to know what really floats my boat?
Archimedes' Principle of Relative Buoyancy.
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Createure
Postmaster General
Joined: 07 Apr 2010
Location: uk
Status: Offline
Points: 1191
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Posted: 23 Jan 2011 at 12:05 |
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My son is starting school soon and thinks the other children will pick on him because of his name.
I said, "Don't be silly, Someoneyourownsize, why would anyone pick on you?"
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