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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Jan 2011 at 18:04
I wrote a book on penguins .........
Paper would have been better!Exclamation
Have a nice day :)
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 Jan 2011 at 02:59
If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat? Shocked
Soon, very soon, my name will become synonymous with chicken alfredo.... mmm.... chicken alfredo....
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 Jan 2011 at 03:11
Originally posted by some random guy some random guy wrote:

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat? Shocked


Well they say Common Sense ain't so common, but i'd say they eat humans!
They must be orcs!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 Jan 2011 at 05:14
Boy: "Mommy, mommy! ... I'm tired of running in circles."
 
Mommy: "Shut up...before I nail your other foot to the floor."
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 Jan 2011 at 21:53
Q: what  do you get if you cross a pit bull  terrier with a computer

A: not sure but when it megabytes it megahertz 


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 Jan 2011 at 22:37
A Grasshopper walks into a bar.
 
The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, there's a cocktail named after you!"
 
The Grasshopper replies, "You have a cocktail named Chuck?"
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 Jan 2011 at 00:23
What do you get when you cross a mobster with an international standard?

Someone who makes you an offer you can't understand.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 Jan 2011 at 05:02
Elephant says to a mouse "Hey why are you so small?"
Mouse Replies "Leave me alone, I'm sick."


Oh God I kill me. I really do. And the Mule made a joke!!! No he did! Look ^^^!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 Jan 2011 at 12:00
Want to know what really floats my boat?

Archimedes' Principle of Relative Buoyancy.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 Jan 2011 at 12:05
My son is starting school soon and thinks the other children will pick on him because of his name.

I said, "Don't be silly, Someoneyourownsize, why would anyone pick on you?"
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