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    Posted: 09 Sep 2011 at 07:27
Reckoned I'd repost this from another thread.

Alliance Name: The Colony

Recruitment Contact: Kale Weathers
 
Are you currently accepting new members? Yes, please!

Who can join (any restrictions to race, location, population level, etc.)? There are no restrictions on established members (those who have already moved/have multiple cities. We would prefer that new members be willing to teleport into our area. But hey, it's all negotiable.

What are some benefits of joining your alliance (protection, training, etc)? Candy corn. Loads of it. Also, of course, protection, a good training program, absurdly happy people, and candy corn. The candy corn is a lie.

What does the alliance stand for? What are it's goals and governing principles? The Colony stands for pride in the alliance, working together to achieve tasks, and generic feel-good principles that alcohol prohibits me from typing out... Oh, and we really value communication. Especially with semaphore flags.

What type of player are you looking for as members? We prefer the living. Also members who are able to help one another, either with resources, or training. Members who take the game only slightly less seriously than I do would be quite nice. No lemurs.

Can players freely leave the alliance if they wish? If not, what are the consequences of leaving? What would cause the leaders to remove a player from the alliance? Players may leave if they wish, but should at least have the courtesy of sending me an email. Sometimes, issues can be resolved through communication. Removal due to thirty days of inactivity is par for the course. I, personally, would remove with prejudice any dishonest players. Trust is a big thing.

What rules govern the alliance? For example, diplomats and troops: who can they be used against in a hostile manner (no one, only NPCs or certain factions, only those at war with, only inactives, only with permission, anyone not in the alliance or in NAP with your alliance, etc)? Players may attack NPCs, those we are at war with (following established strategies), and inactives WITH prior notification.

If the alliance has a tax on its members, what is the money used for? New oriental rugs, cookies, and marketable slogans. Also, the money we collect is used for emergencies. Actually, that is all we use it for. Possibly escrow.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Aug 2011 at 02:55
oke, me bring hyber feral rabid goblins instead
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Aug 2011 at 02:48
Originally posted by nvp33 nvp33 wrote:

Peas? dun wan to leev in peas, me wan big loud partees an dronk woman in no amor... lik new elf woman...

Rill if yu an odder elf woman cume to partee wit beer, we will liv in peas wit yu bot for orcs it be strange elf custom to liv in peas.

Sincerely nvp33 - Voice of The Horde

A curiously wellspoken orc


Well, it certainly was curiously spoken, I shall give you that much...

That does give me an idea: The Colony shall host a drunken, armor less women party. Orcs are from BSH are welcome but, please, leave your Kobolds at the door...
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Aug 2011 at 01:23
Peas? dun wan to leev in peas, me wan big loud partees an dronk woman in no amor... lik new elf woman...

Rill if yu an odder elf woman cume to partee wit beer, we will liv in peas wit yu bot for orcs it be strange elf custom to liv in peas.

Sincerely nvp33 - Voice of The Horde

A curiously wellspoken orc
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Aug 2011 at 22:52
I've been to Mal Motsha Kale ... there's nothing to see there.  Just a bunch of clay!  However, some of my alliance mates swear the mudholes are great for soaking in.

Here's to TCol, BSH and HUGS living in peace in Mal Motsha!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Aug 2011 at 21:53
Originally posted by Kilotov of DokGthung Kilotov of DokGthung wrote:

w.w.w.wuut...?
colon?

urrr ....*buurp*

l.l.l.looong life t..to.o.o the colon...
*fart*
... lony..and pro...pro..sperity ...
*falls on the ground unconscious*



See? Gnomish beer is not for everyone. Wait...didn't you buy horses from me the other day? Drinking and riding don't mix.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Aug 2011 at 21:52
Ha! You guys make me laugh.

Yeah, I knew Nvp was going to post something like that. I knew he was messing with me. I just... wasn't prepared for the... Orcishness of his post. Shoulda known better... lol.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Aug 2011 at 21:50
w.w.w.wuut...?
colon?

urrr ....*buurp*

l.l.l.looong life t..to.o.o the colon...
*fart*
... lony..and pro...pro..sperity ...
*falls on the ground unconscious*

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Aug 2011 at 21:48
Kale I think nvp33 is frustrated that you have chose to take up residense in MM (same region he is trying to claim) and now he's messing with you.

Im in the ballpark at least - might want to send him a letter hearing whats what in his world.

Anyway I wish you good luck with your alliance and welcome to Illyriad.


Edited by Tordenkaffen - 27 Aug 2011 at 21:49
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Aug 2011 at 21:43
I... have no words.

Also I would like to mention that, as they are our friends, any Orcs seeking an alliance should contact Black Skull Horde rather than The Colony. Orcs and our women (and crappy gnomish beer) do not seem to mix well.


Edited by Kale - 27 Aug 2011 at 21:45
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