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Hugie
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Posted: 27 Aug 2011 at 18:41 |
Sorry if this is in the wrong place, but how do players contribute to the Herald?
Storytelling seemed to be the best place to post bcs that's what would be contributed
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Gaius Rufius Tullus
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Posted: 27 Aug 2011 at 00:51 |
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NOO!! Comn you little imp! Sounds stupid enough to be my brother though, my goldfish woulda worked that one out faster! Go get Johnny >:D Is he 112th in line to the throne of Illyriad by any chance? +999 for the story so far!
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Silent/Steadfast
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Posted: 27 Aug 2011 at 00:37 |
It has been remarked by many famous travelers and explorers that the
best way to travel through unfamiliar terrain is to do so very quickly, or
better yet not at all. Imp, being
a demon (admittedly a very lesser one) was no stranger to danger, and so he
proceeded through the forest as fast as he could. Presently, he came out of the jungle, and into the fresh
air. A vast expanse of plains lay
before him, ringed by distant mountains and tall forests. Imp sighed and massaged his aching
legs. He knew that he had a very
long way to go.
Sighing, he set out. The
sun beat down upon him, and every time he looked up the mountains and forests
seemed further away. He had
absolutely no clue where he was going, and had know way to know that he was
heading toward Keshalia, where he would find the mysterious "Johnny."
This is almost worse than the jungle, he thought. At least there was some cover from the
sun there... Imp turned around. The
jungle was about 50 feet away. Imp
rubbed his eyes, thinking that the heat was playing tricks on him, but the
jungle remained in the same place.
He turned around and continued walking, confident that if he only kept
walking the odd sight behind him would disappear.
An hour later, he stopped for a break. Sweat was pouring off him in little waterfalls and falling
down his chin. And still the
sun beat down on him, showering him in heat and making his skin even redder
than usual. He glanced back at the
jungle, but all he could see was its faint outline on the horizon. Apparently the landscape had caught up
with his brain. Suddenly out of
the corner of his eye, he caught a faint green flicker. It looked as though a thick canopy of
trees had momentarily appeared where the horizon was, but Imp knew that was
impossible. The horizon was
obviously there; the jungle couldn,t have replaced it!
Maybe it was the fact that he was confused, lost, and was in a foreign
land, because demons are not naturally curious, but something made Imp decide
to explore the odd landscape. He
turned around and started walking toward where he had seen the flicker of
jungle. About 50 feet onward, he
collided with nothing, which felt oddly like a tree trunk. He extended his hand and found what
felt like a leaf, which he pulled until it came off in his hand. There was definitely something odd
going on, he decided, and so he decided to investigate. He turned around and walked a few
steps. When he turned around and
walked the same distance he had come, he collided with nothing. He kept walking. After about 50 feet, he found the
invisible tree trunk. Putting two
and two together, Imp reached a chilling conclusion. He was trapped in an area of endlessly repeating terrain!
Edited by Silent/Steadfast - 27 Aug 2011 at 00:38
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Kurfist
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Posted: 12 Aug 2011 at 03:58 |
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+1
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Patience is a virtue, resource giving is a sin
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Silent/Steadfast
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Posted: 12 Aug 2011 at 03:50 |
Authors note: The break in the writing of this story roughly corresponds to the break in the author's ankle. Thankfully, I am almost fully recovered, and thus I can spend time using the upstairs computer, as opposed to my sluggish laptop.
Strange sights and smells beset Imp from all sides. He had discarded his suit in favor of a big leaf, which he wrapped around his waist like a toga. He felt like an idiot wearing it, but it was much too hot for the suit. As he pushed his way deeper into the jungle, he saw strange things, such as huge abandoned temples, and creatures such as jaguars, and more strangely, giant green beetles with huge pincers. He knew that any of those would make short work of someone six inches tall. The heat and humidity eventually forced him to rest, and he found a nice tree to sleep against. He settled down to take a quick nap, and was soon deep in the soft hills of slumber. He was in a hall, hewn out of pure obsidian. Torches sputtered green in black in sconces in the walls, not adding to the light but merely serving to spread the shadows of darkness throughout the hall. At the end, a dais raised a throne hewn out to pure darkness above the surrounding area. And nestled in the seat, like a huge bird of prey, was a figure that Imp knew could only be one thing: The Devil. He had heard many rumors about the Grim Hall, the seat of the Devil, but he had never seen it. Until now. Now, as he gazed around, he noticed the little details that made this the NEW hell, such as the paper shredder next to the wall, or the fact that the sconces were actually modern fluorescent light bulbs cleverly concealed and tinted green, with little scraps of green cloth to make the flames. He turned his attention back to the Devil, who had just coughed noisily. -Ah, Imp.- He said, in a voice that sounded like the snap of a hot fire. -I have been expecting you.- It wasn’t the most original of sinister phrases, but the Devil had enough sinisterity to make some of the light bulbs in the walls blow out. He waved his hand vaguely in their direction, and they resuming their flickering. -Now Imp, I’m certain you know why you have been sent on your mission.- Imp stared at him, slightly disbelieving. -I was sent on the wrong mission! I got sent to this place called Illyriad!- The Devil smiled at him. -Good. I expect you landed on the Heart of Corruption? One of Vice President Haghroflagaah’s better ideas.- -Who’s that?- The Devil gave him a look between smug and angry. -’Who’s that, SIR’? To you. I am the supreme ruler of Hell, and you are an Imp. Haghroflagaah is one of our operatives in the Illyriadian set of dimensions. He is currently overseeing your operation in Illyriad.- -What am I supposed to do?- Imp was confused. He knew that he was supposed to try to infect a mortal named Johnny with evil. But everything had changed. What was he to do now? -Do what you were told to do. Johnny is currently in Keshalia. Go there, and finding him shouldn’t be a problem.- Then the Devil faded out, and Imp woke up.
Edited by Silent/Steadfast - 12 Aug 2011 at 05:04
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Silent/Steadfast
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Posted: 14 Jul 2011 at 05:42 |
Imp frantically tried to bite through one of the vines. He immediately regretted it. They tasted like rotting, dead things,
and had the texture of bone. Slowly,
the vines drew closer, and Imp knew that the closer they got, the closer his
life would come to ending. He
tried every trick he knew, including vanishing into a puff of smoke, which
merely made a depressing popping sound, and offering pretty girl vines to
them, which seemed to make them move toward him faster. Nothing worked. He,d have to see if the underworld
actually did have a corrective course entitled -how not to die-.
As he lay back, giving up hope, he heard a sound that sounded oddly like
a trumpet blowing. He wondered if
it was heralding death. Then he
heard it again, accompanied by many footsteps. He watched in amazement as a company of orcs mounted on huge
bears charged through the vines, tearing them to shreds. At their head was kurfist, with the
water elemental close behind. They
had come back for him! Then he
realized that he was wrong. None
of the orcs were looking in his direction. Instead, they charged over him, and soon were a distant
sound of snapping vines. Odd,
thought Imp. Seizing the
opportunity, he ran through the path of vines cleared by the orcs, into
sunlight.
After he had a moment to regain his senses, Imp looked around. He was on the edge of a lake, no, a
sea. Behind him, the tangle of
vines stretched in either direction.
To the sides, the beach he was standing on continued on a slight curve
around the water. He saw the many
footprints of the bears and their riders scattered across the sand, and decided
to follow them. Vaguely, he wondered
what Kurfist was doing, and how he had arrived with all of those bear
riders. Maybe the group of
spearmen had just been an advance party.
Whatever they were, I,m on my own
now. He though. And with that, he plunged into the
forest.
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Kurfist
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Posted: 12 Jul 2011 at 22:09 |
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It's tough being in charge. I love this story so far, i deem it better the yumeshi's attempt :p 4\5 so far
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Patience is a virtue, resource giving is a sin
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Silent/Steadfast
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Posted: 12 Jul 2011 at 22:07 |
Imp sighed with relief. He was now in less danger of dying, and he knew more about
the green men. -Orcs- they called
themselves, what an odd name. Oh
well, he,d just have to stick with them.
In the background, he heard Kurfist giving orders. It seemed that he was satisfied, and that
his band was leaving. -Wait up!- he shouted. No one heard, except
the water elemental. It scooped
him up with one hand, effortlessly, and placed him on its shoulder. The feeling was pleasantly squishy,
like sitting on a waterbed, but Imp could sense the immense power that dwelt
beneath.
As
they traveled through the countryside, the squad of Orcs chatted amicably, with
the exception of the water elemental.
Imp had yet to hear it speak.
He found that he had no control over where it went, and so he wasn,t
able to question Kurfist about where they were going. Kurfist seemed slightly worried, and was in a deep
discussion with one of his men.
Imp strained to hear what they were saying. -Can,t be that harmful, only half a foot tall.- The other orc was saying. With a chill,
Imp realized they were talking about him. -You can,t judge something by its size.- Kurfist whispered back. -It,s a good thing we got the elemental
with us to look after it. Vile
will be happy we found it.- Imp
wondered who Vile was. Was he
another orc?
Imp,s
thoughts were interrupted by commotion ahead. When he looked over the elemental,s shoulder, he saw a
gruesome sight. The tangled vines that
littered the region were growing, and one of the members of the party was
frantically trying to hack off some that had grown onto his leg. Slashing the remainder of the vines off
the unfortunate orc,s leg, Kurfist threw back his head and yelled, -Run!- The other orcs didn,t need any other
order, and tore through the vines as fast as they could, hacking and slashing as
they went. The water elemental
sprang forward with huge strides, scattering vines as it went. Imp was jostled and had to cling as
tight as he could to it to avoid being thrown off. Even so, he felt his grip loosen, and the next thing he
knew, he was sprawling in the dirt, surrounded by vines, and with little hope
of escape.
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"Semantics are no protection from a 50 Megaton Thermonuclear Stormcrow."-Yggdrassil (June 21, 2011 6:48 PM) "SCROLL ya donut!" Urgorr The Old (September 1, 2011 4:08 PM)
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Kurfist
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Posted: 12 Jul 2011 at 21:45 |
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I like this story, go on!
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Patience is a virtue, resource giving is a sin
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Silent/Steadfast
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Posted: 12 Jul 2011 at 21:37 |
-Ere,
Chief, I,ve found me a red gnome in a suit!- Imp shut his eyes, waiting for the green man to stick his
spear into his gut. Oddly enough,
this never happened. He opened one
eye, and was confronted with a terrible sight. Several ugly green faces were leering down at him. Imp said the only thing that came to
his mind. -Gah!- The green men laughed at him, and one
said -Wot,r you? ,N why are you
this close to the Heart of Corruption?- Imp glanced at the heart that he had landed on. -Erm… is that what it
is? I thought it was just a big
heart.- The flag bearer
snickered. -That, my friend, is
the greatest threat to all living beings in Illyriad.-
Imp felt a jolt of disappointment. This was obviously not the world he was
supposed to be in. He wondered
what Illyriad was and why that heart was such a threat. And most of all he wondered how he was
going to complete his mission.
Squinting up at the flag bearer, Imp decided it was best to pretend he
knew what Illyriad was. -Ah. Yes. Illyriad. You
say that that heart is a threat?
Then how come it hasn,t killed us?-
Imp immediately regretted the last question. He was afraid he didn,t want to know the answer.
-That heart will poison anyone that comes near it with a
deadly venom. The only reason we,re
alive right now is ,cause of that.- The flag bearer gestured to the water monster. -It,s pure water elemental, which is the only thing powerful
enough to hurt the heart. It could
squash you like a fly.- Imp gulped.
He was definitely between a rock and a hard place now. His only hope was to gain the trust of
these green men. Extending his
hand nearly vertically, he said, -I,m an imp. My name,s Imp- The green men chuckled at this, but the flag
bearer shook Imp,s hand. -Yer
mother must,a been pretty unimaginative.
I,m Kurfist. An orc, an, leader of this band.-
Edited by Silent/Steadfast - 12 Jul 2011 at 21:40
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"Semantics are no protection from a 50 Megaton Thermonuclear Stormcrow."-Yggdrassil (June 21, 2011 6:48 PM) "SCROLL ya donut!" Urgorr The Old (September 1, 2011 4:08 PM)
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