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Kumomoto
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Topic: Grandpa... tell us about the warPosted: 22 May 2014 at 04:57 |
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In keeping with the story telling, one of our members has one he wanted me to share with you all...
As many of you know, our neighborhood down around the Great Lake in Tallimar that many of us call home has had a few new neighbors... Several of the folks who are at war with us have settled there, including a few that have new ones that we can only surmise were created for the war (who names their alliance "cash"???)... Well... in the name of neighborhood friendliness, I sent a few folks to welcome one of our new neighbors... I guess they sort of crowded the city, because they were obviously mistakenly run down by a group of folks racing horses by some guy who, rather daringly, named himself "Danger Russ". He must be referring to his traffic habits! Regardless, our member decided to go visit this fast driver to say hi and saw that he had, besides quite a few fast driving cavalry, 452 welcome torches for us shaped like Catapults and Ballistas. Needless to say, we were completely grateful for the amazing display they made when they burned! We have never, in my experience, seen that many siege engine shaped torches go up in one visit in the history of Illy! |
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jcx
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Posted: 12 Mar 2014 at 09:52 |
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As a newbie warrior playing in the actual war gives me Adrenaline Rush plus a good night sleep.
Seeing tons of incoming from all directions was absolute Fun and Excitement. I joined H? to test what I've learned in my 11 months stay in Elgea.. being in the battle field attacking, dodging, thieving, etc. is a test of endurance while keeping your troops alive, unloading them, saving a better city and live to fight another day. So keep you Swords sharp and lace up - this is a game, so lets have fun. ![]() |
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Disclaimer: The above is jcx|orcboy's personal opinion and is not the opinion or policy of Harmless? [H?] or of the little green men that have been following him all day.
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Rill
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Posted: 07 Mar 2014 at 15:38 |
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Congrats on another defense Deranzin. Amusing stories by both you and Starry adding colour to this thread.
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Halcyon
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Posted: 07 Mar 2014 at 12:32 |
I can't honestly recommend this hotel. Starry's welcome leaves a lot to be desired. ![]() |
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Deranzin
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Posted: 07 Mar 2014 at 08:43 |
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Another smaller story this time with a slight different name :
Two alliances vs 1 player Having already a siege from vCrow and VICX pounding on the buildings of one city (everything landed at night and didn't really watch that), I noticed that another siege in a different town was going to land in my first town from Dittobite, the head vCrow so I thought I might look things up this time ... A couple of early occupation forces, I decided to take out, unlike other times, since the siege was coming near, but the timing didn't seem to be any good ... I do not know why they did that since they did have scout reports from my towns and they should have known that I still had some troops left, mostly pikemen though. Before the siege, finally two large occupations hit the same spot, so more or less I knew the point of the siege, but I waited in case by some weird mistake it landed on another point ... it didn't. Out went the scouts. In came the reports out I sent the pikemen BEFORE the knights, because it turned out that all the units gathered there didn't have a lot of spear defense ... So, I time my attacks like this : Pikemen - knights - knights - pikemen for the final clear. At that point I was a bit late in sending all of these because I was reading scout reports and checking the other siege as well ... so, 20 minutes after finally sending everything I perceived an incoming on the map going at 2-3 arrows ! I counted the map tiles again and again as time went by ... my knights were faster, my pikemen where slower than that so the last and conclusive attack was going to hit at the same time as the incoming. I HAD to watch that show, despite the very late time First and second hit came and went confirming that for a small margin I would definitely need the 4th attack ... 3rd attack lands and only 1 catapult is left in the siege ! SO CLOSE and both of the other forces are over the spot ... I counted the last 20 seconds one by one ... and my pikemen hit first ( I think around 10 seconds earlier than the reinforcements ! ) Down went Dittobite's siege Up went the occupation force Out went my city which I moved a bit east to avoid their follow-up siege, but mostly for fun, because they will eventually re-send a siege even there ![]() TOWN SAVED !!! ... for now ... and the score to the 2 alliances vs 1 player tale, went to 2-2 ... also for now, since they are sieging two towns of mine atm and even though I still have some troops left, I think that the amount of stunts I can pull off, just ended ... but I think that I had the maximum fun out of both my cities and my troops, anyway ![]() |
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darpansah
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Posted: 06 Mar 2014 at 21:03 |
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I had 138 attacks on my city and I thought they were less....lol
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BellusRex
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Posted: 06 Mar 2014 at 18:48 |
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Nice post, Starry...
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"War is the father of all things..."
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KillerPoodle
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Posted: 06 Mar 2014 at 05:06 |
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I think Cliff quit the game.
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Neytiri
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Posted: 06 Mar 2014 at 04:59 |
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This is a great thread. Now all it needs is Cliff's Notes.
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"It is well that their bodies know the heat and the cold; it will make them strong warriors and mothers." - Absaroke elder (from Edward S. Curtis's book 'The North American Indian')
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Starry
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Posted: 06 Mar 2014 at 01:47 |
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Just little tale about the war to keep it lighthearted.....
How Starry's Lake Resort became Starry's Lakeside Dude Ranch
One day I woke up to find the Concierge knocking on my door telling me that I had quite a few visitors next to my town of Nova. While I was flattered by the attention, when I saw 85 incoming armies to my city, I realized they weren't here to take advantage of the legendary hospitality of my Lake Resort... Very soon, I had blockades landing. I dodged most of the attacks and the Call To Arms went up to defend my quiet little resort town. I killed the blockades and soon we had quite a few sunburnt resort enthusiasts mustered behind our walls, repelling wave after wave of cavalry from our Dark and VCrow neighbors. We also had a siege set up against us from a large hill next to us where we used to hold our sunrise yoga classes. Instead of Downward Dog, they were flinging down boulders on Club Starry! The Social Director, HM, had to be torn away from leading the Bingothon and tried to tell them that the Volleyball tournament wasn't scheduled until later that afternoon, but no one seemed to listen! (perhaps they were already taking advantage of our legendary open bar policy). Regardless, a large number of attacks started rolling in each with 30 building engines each. Obviously, if they'd read the notice on the Activities Board, we weren't scheduled to have our waterballoon fight until after jetskiing at 3pm. Regardless, they managed to mostly expire at our walls and the darnedest thing happened. They kept leaving their Draught Horses in the town! And we didn't have a stables! We're a lake resort after all and very focused on water sports! Needless to say this kept continuuing. And, at some point, the crowd on the Yoga Hill kept diminishing and ultimately, they expired. If they'd only gone to more of our cross fit classes! But the darnedest thing happened... They kept sending their waterballoon siege armies at us! So, despite some pretty excellent horse riding demos they did for us outside the city (Ditto's were almost as good as Lipizzaners, but need a bit of training on how to jump over walls), the waterballoon folks kept leaving more and more horses! After it was all done, the quite exhuberant water balloon folks left over 1,730 siege engines in firewood outside our little resort and left over 1,000 Draught Horses! What to do with all these burly horses? So... being good Hospitality professionals, we have reinvented ourselves! We are now Starry's Lakeside Dude Ranch! We offer trail rides, log pulling demonstrations, swimming with stallions, etc. Also, we're set for firewood and will be having nightly campfires with S'more Roasting just after sunset cocktails at 7pm! So thank you all for your visit, unconventional as it may have been, and please don't forget to give us good reviews on TripAdvisor! Starry |
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