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Chaos Armor
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I have seen one of these bears in real life. Someone tried to eat it at one time. They got an ear and quarter of the head before they got sick.
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The Gummy Party Coyote has to filled with the Road Runner. That's just the rule. But the Gummy Party Bear and Gummy Party Python are pretty darn cool. I just wonder how you stuff the python.
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The 26-Pound Edible Gummy Party PythonEdited by kodabear - 24 Jul 2014 at 02:07 |
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I don't know whether to be awed or repulsed ...
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You're a strange bear, Koda. And I dig that about you.
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They call me MISTER Urp!
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.... I honestly don't know what to say about this....
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Overview:Need an epic centerpiece for your next party? Look no further than the Party Gummy Bear. This 26-pound candy beast ensures that your shindigs have no equal. Features & specs:
Watch our 26-pound Party Gummy Bear videoLove our videos? Sign up to be the first to know when new ones are released! We went bigger... a lot bigger.When it comes to gargantuan candies, the Party Gummy Bear takes the cake. Actually, it literally crushes the cake. Let's begin with the startling stats. The Party Gummy Bear weighs approximately 26 pounds, measures 17 inches long, contains nearly 32,000 calories, and it will be the centerpiece of your next awesome party should you be so brave as to wield this great power.
Counting calories? Get a larger calculator!The Party Gummy Bear is, by all sane accounts, an enormously unhealthy food object. But boy oh boy, it sure tastes good! Manufactured by hand in the USA, the Party Gummy Bear is fruity, chewy, and delicious. If it wasn't so absurdly heavy, it would be difficult to put down. Clocking in at nearly 32,000 calories, the Party Gummy Bear packs enough caloric energy to sustain an average adult for over two weeks. Mmmm... that's a sugary fortnight!
It's the gummy with the tummy!The best part of the Party Gummy Bear is its belly. Fill your gigantic candy centerpiece with nearly any type of food (frankly, we suggest more gummy) or drink. Gummy and punch? Check. Gummy and champagne? Double check. Gummy and 5-hour energy drink? Hyper check! For a little fun, try teasing your health-conscious friends by filling the tummy of your obscene cuisine with up to 34 ounces of granola. Ha!
Bigger is way freakin' betterWhen it comes to delicious candy snacks, bigger is always better. Obviously, we can't (legally) condone gorging yourself on 26 pounds of gummy. However, we do condone inviting 265 of your closest friends to share in the delight of this candy beast. Trust us, there's plenty to go around!
Perfect for themed parties... and Tuesdays!Accent your party's theme with the Party Gummy Bear. Fill its belly with candy corn on Halloween, gravy on Thanksgiving, eggnog on Christmas, champagne on New Year's, and a small fern for Arbor Day. And if your party is sans theme, well, now you've got one. It's called "awesome" and the occasion is owning a Party Gummy Bear.
Sturdy packaging preserves lengthy shelf lifeLike all of our gummy products, the Party Gummy Bear enjoys a year-long shelf life. Provided you protect it from direct sunlight and excessive heat, it will remain delicious for 12 months.
Meet the whole gummy bear family!One fateful July, we dared to imagine a gummy bear so massive that it would be its own candy containment device. A few short months later, the Party Gummy Bear was born. We cannot think of any better way to serve candy than from within the tummy of a massive gummy bear. To get a sense of its massiveness, check out how the Party Bear stacks up against the rest of our gloriously oversized gummy bear family. Big is an understatement.
Available in a variety of delicious flavorsThe Party Gummy Bear is currently available in red cherry, orange, green apple, and blue raspberry flavors. Check out the nutritional information below to verify that it is entirely unhealthy.
Download the song!The Party Gummy Bear single is great for working out, pigging out, or throwing an epic party. Click here to download the MP3.
Frequently Asked QuestionsQuestion: Is this an April Fool's joke? Answer: No. Question: So this Party Gummy Bear is real? Answer: Yes. We wouldn't have recorded a hit song, made a bangin' music video, and manufactured a delicious 26-pound candy snack for "giggles". This is for real. And if you're man enough, you can own one. Question: That thing is disgusting. It's just so... big. Answer: You're welcome. Question: It's crazy expensive. Answer: Yes. It is. It's also crazy awesome. You get what you pay for, son. Question: I could get 26 pounds of regular gummy for a lot less. Why should I buy this? Answer: While I could probably get a few tons of pig iron and some rubber for a few thousand dollars, I certainly wouldn't call it a Ferrari. Question: Is it kosher, halal, or vegetarian? Answer: No. The gelatin is pork-based. Question: Can I put anything into its tummy? Answer: Anything edible, including liquids, will find the Party Bear's tummy to be the perfect home. Please note that contents on the bottom may get a bit of gummy on them. Question: Can the tummy be reused? Answer: Yes. Filling it up with liquid will not damage the tummy. You can fill and empty the tummy multiple times. Question: How long will it last? Answer: Like all of our gummy products, The Party Gummy Bear has a shelf life of one year. Question: What is the name of the dance from the video? Answer: The Tangerine. Question: This is bigger than the World's Largest Gummy Bear. So, are you going to change the WLGB's name? Answer: No. The World's Largest Gummy Bear is still accurate for our 5-pound gummy bear. We realize we're doing a bit of semantic gymnastics, but the Party Gummy Bear's tummy container takes it out of the realm of a traditional gummy bear. Question: Will I become more awesome by owning this product? Answer: You do realize we're talking about a 26-pound piece of candy, right? OK, good. So you already know the answer to this one. So, be awesome and buy, buy, buy! |
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