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Angua Whisper
New Poster Joined: 14 Oct 2011 Status: Offline Points: 9 |
Topic: Dwarf village wanted for underground construction. Posted: 29 Jan 2012 at 08:25 |
For our MT project we will need a great many workers with subterranean skills. The job is estimated to last for 6 months to a year.
We have negotiated a nice rocky spot where a town can be built within commuting distance of the workface. We will of course supply resources to grow the town fast. Once the job is done we will also help if you want the town sent elsewhere by exodus. Or you could just settle down here, it is a nice area. You will be installing a MT system under a test city that we are currently constructing. So in addition to a generous salary an ambitious community would also get a head start learning valuable skills and knowledge for when MT goes public and all the cities start clamoring to get one. The job is not without risk. We will be redirecting subterranean magma flows and more. Experienced diggers who know the value of caution will be very much preferred. Applications or requests for more information should be sent to Angua Whisper. Please mark the envelope with a clearly visible "MT" in the lover left corner so it will get routed to the right office. best regards ~ Angua Whisper |
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(EOM) Harry
Forum Warrior Joined: 06 Oct 2010 Status: Offline Points: 283 |
Posted: 29 Jan 2012 at 16:28 |
Wait, what?
Are you suggesting to initiate in a project that isn't even an Illyriad possibility. |
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Fool's watch the land when the problem is in the heart.
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Brids17
Postmaster General Joined: 30 Jul 2010 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 1483 |
Posted: 29 Jan 2012 at 18:24 |
You lost me...
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Mandarins31
Forum Warrior Joined: 05 Jun 2010 Status: Offline Points: 418 |
Posted: 29 Jan 2012 at 22:50 |
Is there a sense hiden between metphoric lines? Already, what does MT mean?
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Aurordan
Postmaster Player Council - Ambassador Joined: 21 Sep 2011 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 982 |
Posted: 29 Jan 2012 at 23:38 |
I believe "MT" stands for mass transit, and Angua intends to build a road(Or something?). I've no idea what the underground part is about, or why dwarves are required. My other theory is that it's a coded message.
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Janosch
Wordsmith Joined: 19 Oct 2011 Status: Offline Points: 169 |
Posted: 29 Jan 2012 at 23:59 |
I know a dwarf called Gnorfum, he might be interested. Maybe you should contact him.
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Rill
Postmaster General Player Council - Geographer Joined: 17 Jun 2011 Location: California Status: Offline Points: 7078 |
Posted: 30 Jan 2012 at 00:24 |
recruiting dwarves for an alliance, perhaps? go role-playing!
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Silent/Steadfast
Postmaster Joined: 03 Jun 2011 Location: Pacific County Status: Offline Points: 553 |
Posted: 30 Jan 2012 at 02:49 |
There once was a dwarf that I knew,
He'd work all the day through, A short little fellow, though he sure wasn't mellow, He'd holler and bellow, And he'd drink till his skin would turn blue. One day in his mine, This dwarf friend of mine, He stumbled and hit his nut on the ground. The reason he's around, Is really quite profound, His head was near the floor all the time.
Edited by Silent/Steadfast - 30 Jan 2012 at 02:50 |
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"Semantics are no protection from a 50 Megaton Thermonuclear Stormcrow."-Yggdrassil (June 21, 2011 6:48 PM)
"SCROLL ya donut!" Urgorr The Old (September 1, 2011 4:08 PM) |
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Nilock
Greenhorn Joined: 08 Aug 2011 Status: Offline Points: 73 |
Posted: 30 Jan 2012 at 04:42 |
sometimes i think we need more role playing in this game |
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bansisdead
Postmaster Joined: 08 Jan 2012 Location: UK Status: Offline Points: 609 |
Posted: 30 Jan 2012 at 08:55 |
I notice this is a dwarf recuitment thread...First of all let me say hello to one and all. Now onto business, as you may or may not be aware that time has come around again, the Orkympic Games are to be held this year, and my Stinkin' Town of S****horpe has been chosen to host the games and festivities.
As head of the S****horpe Organising Committee Of the Orkympic Games (SOCOG) I will be organising events. As you may be aware organising games of this magnitude is a logistical nighmare so I want to be prepared, on that note I will be requiring several thousand dwarfsies volunteers. Dwarfsies will be needed for the long dwarf jump, triple dwarf jump, dwarf hurdling, dwarf tossing, dwarf-putt and for general orksies festivities. If you feel this opportunity is the one for you feel free to send a CV to bansisdead. We will also be requiring Dwarfsies for the catering, though dwarfsies with an aversion to being orksies snacks need not apply. Thank you for your time... bansisdead |
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