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    Posted: 24 Mar 2010 at 00:12
group hug
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*slaps Diablito in the face with the palm of his hand*
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Points: 56 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 Mar 2010 at 02:23
*slaps you both with my c**k*

xx

EDIT: Profanity Filter updated due to complaint


Edited by Illyriad Admin - 24 Mar 2010 at 11:17
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Points: 4 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 Mar 2010 at 02:37
LOL
 
<Laughs at Diabolito and Shadar Logoth for them thinking LauraChristine is a chick>
 
That'll teach you being slapped around with a c**k!
 
<Cracks up... so sowwy!>
 
May I add to all this confusion that i am a perfectly peacefull Orc. No animals where insulted, nor harmed during my words of abuse, and no harm was intended to all of the intended perverts. Ooops, did I say that? I assure you, it was never my intention!
 
I can only really agree with the afore mentioned speechless persons that life is a bit.... well.. different than usual?
 
Thanx for all the smiles :o)
 
 


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If LC isn't a girl that means Rescendant is gay and that...that means he has no excuse not to join me and wuzzel in constructing an eifel tower in flesh!
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LOL... providing i might be able to trust what Diablito says, then I apologise to Lady LauraChristine and her partner Lord Rescenent for this false statement of mine.

At the time I was not fully informed and the statement just seemed funny, so therefore my mistake. So, it would seem it was my mistake then, and in that case, i accept the blame for all of this and bid you my apologise.
 
I am Orc, and unlike others I have honour.
 
My Apologies, 
 
Morturiax 
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Seems every damn orc and his uncle is an "honourable" orc around here.

Godamn pets is what I call you all, go get some dog biscuits from your human keepers filth, i'll be busy che...loving little children.
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A stronga Orc deserves a strong Orcisha,
I will taka up the orcish tribal wreath.
 
You will be my man, Diablito.
 
Sarky is to weak, to much fleshy mankind.
You are mine now.
 
Death do us apart...  and if death can not... I KILL YOU!
Such is strong love between real orcs. Death Concurs all!
 
Who needs honour, ... pain is preferable!
 
I kill where husband kills, husband better kill where I kill, or else all hell breaks loose!
 
Now you can take me to hut for intimate togetherness.
Weak orcishnish come forth from our togetherness I shall kill.
 
Only strong survive.
 
I shall be here long time.
 
Lady Shaitana,
 
Mistress of Orcs


Edited by Shaitana - 24 Mar 2010 at 04:23
If itsa not dead, i can killa it. Now getta out of my sodding way!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9CGVPVy5Tc&feature=related

Want nice title?
Orcish Überlordess,
alright now?
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Shaitana scares me
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Points: 17 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 Mar 2010 at 11:35
Rwdnyll think that stormcrow should not be afeared of this young orcess, any more than stormcrow should be afeared of any orc...

Rwdnyll know that the only ones who believe orcs have no honour are girly flower throwing elfs and pathetic meatsack humans. Rwdnyll not care for what the littleones believe, as it is not appropriate to indulge in the fantasies of mere snacks however crunchy they may be...

Therefore Rwdnyll must conclude that diabolita is one of the two former, though most likely girly flower throwing elf... In the name of the one eyed one, Rwdnyll will find out for sure one night...

Back to your show children, nothing to see here...
Rwdnyll not interested in the mental processes of food...
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