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Grunvagr
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Topic: fighting crime Posted: 18 Nov 2010 at 02:02 |
I wouldn't call a Dwarf slow! ...when they figure out what you meant by it (5 days later) they'll be mad!
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Zangi
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Posted: 18 Nov 2010 at 01:58 |
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How do Dwarves equate here? They are slow....
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Strategos
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Posted: 17 Nov 2010 at 23:13 |
Zangi wrote:
I thought humans were the experts on 'diplomacy'....
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You'd be suprised at how persuasive an orc with a very long, sharp spear can be. And I know several elves who'd love to go into a lengthy debate on pens being mightier than swords.
All in all each race excell at diplomacy, if in their own unique way.
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Postatem obscuri lateris nescitis
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Zangi
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Posted: 17 Nov 2010 at 21:50 |
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I thought humans were the experts on 'diplomacy'....
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KarL Aegis
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Posted: 17 Nov 2010 at 21:46 |
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You would have to hire Dogberries to do it for you. Sorry Kumomoto :(
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I am not amused.
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Kumomoto
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Posted: 17 Nov 2010 at 21:32 |
I absolutely am against exterminating The Orcs. They are incredibly useful. After all, if we did that, then how would we get our latrines dug?
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KarL Aegis
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Posted: 17 Nov 2010 at 21:06 |
Rugre wrote:
I strongly hate thieves in real life. it is a gutless, dishonorable and disgusting behavior that should be obliterated from this game
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Assumed to be GM Thundercat wrote:
Plunderer
Thievery isn't particularly frowned on in Orcish society - it is almost expected of youngsters to survive. However, only a few Orcs pursue this career (or live long enough to pursue it), and these skilled Plunderers are often dispatched to deprive enemies of their resources.
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Its assumed that all orcs are thieves. Obliteration of thieves = obliteration of orcs and/or their children.
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I am not amused.
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Zangi
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Posted: 17 Nov 2010 at 15:41 |
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I condone the genocide of elves, but that doesn't mean it would be an easy thing. Let them try that on the orcs. See what happens.
Anyways... where did this come from?
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KarL Aegis
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Posted: 17 Nov 2010 at 14:54 |
Complete obliteration of orcs as a race is completely uncalled for. I know every young orc starts out as an urchin and a pickpocket, scavenging for the littlest scraps or food every day and living a very pathetic lifestyle. But all that changes when the troops arrive home. They always turn their enemies into the most flavorful soups. Plenty of it for the entire city. They forget they are renting an empty lot from their chief to sleep on. They forget they don't have any worldly belongings. They forget that only those hired by the state have a place to stay and food to eat. They know that, some day, the city will have a place for them. They could be hired to become professional thieves. They could get their own army of screeching goblins to interogate those that would steal their soup. They could become one of the heroes who bring food back to the city from a land far away. Food for those unfortuante enough not to be fed.
You would take away my citizens only joy, only hope? You would murder my children, just because they aren't strong enough to take from the bigger, stronger orcs? You wish they to die in the kobold pits because they tried to get food by brute strength rather than cunning?
What kind of monster are you?
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I am not amused.
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Torn Sky
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Posted: 16 Nov 2010 at 00:10 |
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That is one side of diplomacy with ambassadors and talking, then there is the cloak and dagger side of diplomacy.
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