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    Posted: 18 Oct 2012 at 19:47
Hereby Harmless? is declared in quarantine.


This drastic measure is deemed necessary to protect the rest of the Illyriad population from getting the illnesses currently afflicting many Harmless? players, apparently due to the inferior farming and medical practices of that alliance. The quarantine is effective immediately and until further notice.

1) No player outside Harmless? is to entertain guests from Harmless? towns, unless they are appropriately disinfected with the approved magical and acidic procedure, and are found disease free on two consecutive medical examinations spaced more than a week apart without any visit to a Harmless? town in between.

2) No imports of hides, herbs, animal parts, food, leatherwork, wood or soil from Harmless? towns are allowed under any circumstances. (Stone, iron and metal objects are exempt from the export restrictions imposed on Harmless? towns for the time being, provided approved disinfection procedures are followed).

3) Any quarantined products from Harmless? towns found anywhere outside Harmless? city gates should be burned immediately, and the area cleansed by approved disinfection spells.

We are saddened to have to take such drastic measures, but the evidence of an extremely dangerous plague afflicting Harmless? towns is overwhelming and allow no doubt that complete isolation is the only prudent and humanitarian preventive action possible at this advanced state of disease. The plague has so far had the following globally observed symptoms:

a) Desperate hordes of scouts have left a large number of Harmless? towns, seeking citizenship in towns of other players. The vast majority of those scouts have perished in their ailment after only brief hospitalisation. That scouts so obviously left their hometowns without being prepared is a sure sign that they were seriously ill when leaving. Scouts are always prepared.

b) Compound afflictions of magical nature have been detected as spread from Harmless? towns, including mind affecting brain entropy and swarms of locusts devouring and fouling food and cattle alike, causing significant havoc also in towns neighbouring Harmless? afflicted plague centres.

c) We have a few isolated occurrences of hordes on riding beasts breaking through the magical fences erected around civilized settlements and thus making the town vulnerable for wild dogs and mammoths following the desperately famined Harmless? citizens and wreaking havoc to the orderly storage of food and supplies.

d) Reports have been received on "rabid statements by high-ranking Harmless? officials in the forums", and although this is as yet unverified, we fear that the illness is not contained to the populace.

NOW THEREFORE, pursuant to section 11 of the Bees Act, R.S.O. 1990, c. B.6 (hereinafter "the Act") and the power delegated to me by the Minister of Agriculture, Food and Rural Affairs, I hereby establish a quarantine area being the entire Harmless? alliance.

Odd, Chief Road Coordinator




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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18 Oct 2012 at 19:48
Is this a quarantine that everyone has to follow?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18 Oct 2012 at 19:52
So in essence you are threatening anyone who:

1. takes in H? members, without your express permission

2 and 3. anyone who partakes in trades with H?

Getting a big for yourself aren't you?


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18 Oct 2012 at 20:01
I believe the intent is humour.
"This is a bad idea and we shouldn't do it." - endorsement by HM

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18 Oct 2012 at 20:06
ES2, yes,the quarantine is necessaary to prevent the spreading of this disease.

Belargyle, I am not threatening anyone. I am just drawing the attention to the danger posed by the plague afflicting Harmless? towns. Surely, any sensible person will follow it, but I also want to draw your attention to the detailed regulations of section 11 of the Bees Act, R.S.O. 1990, c. B.6.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18 Oct 2012 at 20:38
Originally posted by Nesse Nesse wrote:

ES2, yes,the quarantine is necessaary to prevent the spreading of this disease.

Belargyle, I am not threatening anyone. I am just drawing the attention to the danger posed by the plague afflicting Harmless? towns. Surely, any sensible person will follow it, but I also want to draw your attention to the detailed regulations of section 11 of the Bees Act, R.S.O. 1990, c. B.6.


What if I send a caravan to a Harmless town, which then becomes a carrier of the plague, then send that caravan to a Roads town? 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18 Oct 2012 at 21:28
"On the seventh day the priest will examine him again. If the disease looks the same and has not spread, the priest must put him in isolation for another seven days. On the seventh day the priest will examine him again. If the diseased area has faded and not spread, the priest must declare him clean."
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18 Oct 2012 at 21:31
Originally posted by belargyle belargyle wrote:

Getting a big for yourself aren't you?
"Satire - Irony, sarcasm, or caustic wit used to attack or expose folly, vice, or stupidity."

Considering how the OP ticks all the boxes, I'd call that satire. And before you start yelping, the whole reason that it's funny is because the OP is exaggerated and the premise is stupid. There are casualties in war, humour shouldn't be one of them ;(
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18 Oct 2012 at 22:09
The mages of affirmative Action have developed a cure derived from echoing duck quacks. We will generously sell what limited surplus we can manufacture at a rate of 1 million per unit, while also selling 6 million food at the humayan trade center to feed the starving cities plagued by this disaster.  



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18 Oct 2012 at 23:18
1. sense of humour failure
When someone either finds an obvious joke offensive or takes it dead serious, they are said to have had a "sense of humour" failure.

However, it cannot be applied to those who never had a sense of humour to start with.

This condition is more common amongst the grumpy, tired and irrationally angry sects of society, with the most common manifestation being women on their period or guys whose girlfriend is on their period.

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