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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 Oct 2012 at 16:46
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 Oct 2012 at 01:56
Im sorry but we cant have an YPM clip, nay, a clip from THE greatest episode without its greatest moment:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0ZZJXw4MTA
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 Oct 2012 at 08:16
Originally posted by Llyorn Of Jaensch Llyorn Of Jaensch wrote:

Im sorry but we cant have an YPM clip, nay, a clip from THE greatest episode without its greatest moment:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0ZZJXw4MTA

True ! It is maybe my all time favorite TV moment ... trully inspired dialogue and amazing acting. :)
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 Oct 2012 at 22:10

The Fairy Road Authority appreciate the efforts of Harmless? in trying to contain the plague. However, although the cleverness of their abbreviative leadership is laudable, their findings contradict conventional wisdom and seem to be quite unfounded. It is obviously difficult to build a research organisation from scratch in a short period of time and such mistakes are only to be expected. It is a good ambition, however, and we appreciate that turn of events.

On a more serious note, apparently the rumour of successful treatment of a few afflicted refugees has spread to the populace of Harmlosia, and crowds of desperate people of a multitude of professions have been crowding the Fairy Roads disaster relief planning office (FRDRPO) in Willowglade, Norweld, offering to aid in the campaign against the plague and requesting asylum from what they describe as a “terribly dangerous situation back home”. Because many of the occupations represented were quite unconstructive and even directly harmful(!) to society at large and the host town in particular, quite a few individuals have been directed to make-shift shelters in rural areas where they undergo re-educational programs. Indeed, some have already started out as freehold cotters and farmers in the general vicinity of Willowglade, the majority unfortunately without pledging allegiance to the town that selflessly helped them. Also, as can be seen by the growth rate of surrounding towns, quite a few have also found new homes in un-afflicted neighbour communities. So far, to reduce the risk of contamination of those towns, the small disinfection team of the essentially administrative facility in Willowglade has been increased dramatically by volunteers from other establishments in the town. Unfortunately, this combined with the general difficulty of handling such large numbers of refugees have dangerously decreased the population working in traditional trades in the town. The Willowglade department of health and safety has expressed serious concern that not enough staff remains at our hospitals, overfilled as they are with malnourished and weakened travellers from virtually all of Fenrisulvens, as well as several other kingdoms within the H? alliance that have failed to heed the quarantine.

Since direct communication with Harmless? officers have been largely futile and as in this case sometimes quite counterproductive, we hereby plead to all literate persons among the Harmlosian population: Please explain to your neighbours and townsmen that they must not leave your hometown! Direct them also to follow the pictorial instructions on the fertiliser and disinfection packages that are being sent to selected Harmless? towns by courtesy of the Fairy Road Authority. We realise that it is difficult to get through with sufficiently detailed instructions to such an undereducated and desperately malnourished population now also in the vicious grasp of a devastating plague, but for humanitarian reasons we must make that effort. It is easy to understand the desperation of these poor Harmlosians but although we want to do our utmost in support of any serious effort to counter the plague, we just cannot handle such large influx of refugees. Please do NOT travel to Fairy Road towns!

And finally, a plea to the general populace of Elgea: Do help contain the plague to Harmlosian soil. The plague instances we have observed so far is mainly caused by inferior soil over-fertilised by Trove fertiliser, although the malnutrition that followed has also caused outbreak of other illnesses. Do help contain the plague by isolating Harmless? communities. Trade is, as pointed out, always dangerous, but we need to support by sending fresh Trove-free soil to the towns.

The spreading of the plague has been slowed by valiant effort of a large number of volunteers, and although the plague seem to have spread to some of Harmless? confederate alliances that were not taking appropriate measures, containment efforts have been essentially successful. There is thus no need for the Elgean populace at large to panic and the risk of contamination is small, as long as the appropriate preventive measures are followed as instructed. To reiterate, pursuant to section 11 of the Bees Act, R.S.O. 1990, c. B.6 (hereinafter "the Act") and the power delegated to me by the Minister of Agriculture, Food and Rural Affairs, I hereby declare the quarantine area still being the entire Harmless? alliance. In addition, caution must be observed when interacting with members of alliances closely affiliated with Harmless? because they have apparently often been somewhat lax in observing preventive measures. Still, standard pyromagical disinfection procedures should be sufficient in such occasions.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 Oct 2012 at 22:57
Originally posted by Nesse Nesse wrote:

Still, standard pyromagical disinfection procedures should be sufficient in such occasions.

Finally a use for all those mages I employ!   I'll train them as a medi team right away.... Clap

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 Oct 2012 at 23:35
"Did you pack your caravans yourself?"
"Did you have your goods attended at all times?"
"What business do you have here?"
"Is it possible that you may have Harmful! diseases on board?"
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 Oct 2012 at 02:45
To all citizens of the central and southern regions of Elgea,

I am currently unable to verify this with documentation but I have personally seen isolated cases of diseased citizens of Elgea become completely disease free in the cold climes of Ursor. Some of the "calmer" infected wretches, while having met with an unfortunate death from a quick and large drop in body temperature seemed to have died after their poor, pustule riddled bodies healed in a miraculous manner. While the circumstances of their deaths may have been somewhat... sinister, I assure the readers of this extremely helpful thread that I had nothing to do with it.

I'm not saying any and all infected patients should be immediately care-a-van-ed up into the colder climates of Ursor, Wolgast and such but perhaps if southern campfires were doused and the clothes of the possibly sick taken, perhaps that could help ward off the infection. Cold and naked citizens may be immune to infection but we will not know until we try.

Also, I think it is quite safe for anyone wishing to interact with Harmless? members (though this is clearly not contained to just H? territory as the Coordinator would have us believe) to do so here in Ursor and other northern regions. I will personally be happy to make anyone fearful of this plague both cold and naked.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 Oct 2012 at 05:34
By the authority delegated to me by the Minister of Agriculture, Food and Rural Affairs, and pursuant to relevant sections of the Bees Act, R.S.O. 1990, c. B.6 (hereinafter "the Act"), I hereby declare a state of emergency and officially appoint ropadope H?ead quarantinist and thus responsible for taking adequate measures to contain the spreading plague.

The main reason for this appointment is that the plague could become a significant problem in endemic areas when there are social upheavals, crowding and unhygienic conditions. The H?ead quarantinist is thus fully authorist to command any elgean citicen to take plague preventive actions as deemed appropriate by the H?ead quarantinist, including the following International measures:

International measures:

1) Telepathic notification within 24 hours by governments to FRDRPO and to adjacent countries of the first imported, first transferred or first non-imported case of plague in any area previously free of the disease. Report newly discovered or reactivated foci of plague among H?armlosians or other Elgean citizenry.

2) Measures applicable to ships, air and land transport arriving from plague areas are specified in International Health Regulations. These regulations are being revised, but the new regulations will not be in effect until the year 2010 or sooner.

3) All ships, including mammoth pulled desert ships should be free of rodents or periodically deratted and pyromagically cleansed.

4) Rat proof and appropriately warded buildings at seaports and airports; apply appropriate insecticide and disinfective spells after first making sure that sentient beings are evacuated; eliminate rats by having effective rodenticide spells continuously in effect.

5) For international travelers, international regulations require that prior to their departure on an international voyage from an area where there is an epidemic of pulmonary plague, those suspected of significant exposure shall be placed in isolation for 6 days after last exposure. On arrival of an infested or suspected infested ship, or an infested aircraft, or any individuals suspectedly teleported from plague ridden areas, travelers may be disinsected and kept under surveillance for a period of no more than 6 days from the date of arrival. Immunization against plague cannot be required as a condition of admission to a territory.

6) All travellers are urged to travel with a certified disinfectionist mage, and have appropriate cleansing spells cast on any suspicion of infection.


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We apologise for the unfortunate and unintentional typographical error in the title of H?ead quarantinist, but it is apparently due to a very old so called "bug". We do not consider this systemic error to be connected to the plague, however.


Edited by Nesse - 23 Oct 2012 at 05:38
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Oct 2012 at 00:26
In opposition to Roads rule I traded with H? and will keep doing so.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Oct 2012 at 07:59
Originally posted by KillerPoodle KillerPoodle wrote:

We had expected that the other victims of "Soup" (as the disease is now called) would try to swarm us, but it seems as though they are too lethargic to even leave their cities in aid of their afflicted comrade.

Which is odd, because......"soup" is what you normally give to make people feel better.  I guess in this case, it is not....  Big smileLOL 


Edited by patoloco569 - 27 Oct 2012 at 08:03
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