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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18 Oct 2012 at 23:38
Originally posted by geofrey geofrey wrote:

The mages of affirmative Action have developed a cure derived from echoing duck quacks. We will generously sell what limited surplus we can manufacture at a rate of 1 million per unit, while also selling 6 million food at the humayan trade center to feed the starving cities plagued by this disaster.  



/me buys 3 of them Clap
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 Oct 2012 at 01:24
*opens the results of the lab report*  

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Hmmmm, apparently this is a virus common to road construction, you gave it to us.    Stop the spin, stop the propaganda!!!    Geezz  :D
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 Oct 2012 at 01:35
So...  Odd = Nesse?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 Oct 2012 at 02:19
Yes.. That is one of the few I ever figured out.. the rest I had to be told ... lol
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 Oct 2012 at 04:46
So Detritus [Sages] = Hora [VIC]
and Odd [Roads] = Nesse [Dwarven Druids]
and invictusa [VIC] = Cthulua [Frost]
and on
and on
and on

The Soup Coalition isn't really a coalition - it's just a bunch of alts....
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 Oct 2012 at 05:11
Originally posted by KillerPoodle KillerPoodle wrote:

So Detritus [Sages] = Hora [VIC]
and Odd [Roads] = Nesse [Dwarven Druids]
and invictusa [VIC] = Cthulua [Frost]
and on
and on
and on

The Soup Coalition isn't really a coalition - it's just a bunch of alts....

ShockedThar be rats in Illy?!!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 Oct 2012 at 06:41
Originally posted by KillerPoodle KillerPoodle wrote:

So Detritus [Sages] = Hora [VIC]
and Odd [Roads] = Nesse [Dwarven Druids]
and invictusa [VIC] = Cthulua [Frost]
and on
and on
and on

The Soup Coalition isn't really a coalition - it's just a bunch of alts....


Thank you for clearing that up for me! I was feeling badly there for a bit having to pound on a self-professed pacifist movement that had declared war on us. Despite the fact that taking your noble mercantile notion of owning the first road network in Illy and aligning it with a single political faction is about as smart as starting an ice sculpting school in the sahara. That is... Unless you are 100% sure of the success of your Consone... I guess it might make sense in that case... Interesting level of confidence...

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 Oct 2012 at 06:51
Sounds like someone took inspiration in a mail I sent recently :D

Are there intellectual property rights in Illy? And is it a good enough reason for war?


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 Oct 2012 at 08:31
I am really most upset about the emerging discussion concerning my altitude in this forum that has been opened in order to discuss the very serious threat of diseases spreading uncontrollable from Harmless? towns!

As late as yesterday, raging hordes of obviously malnutritioned and afflicted H? citizens stormed to the gates of Tullernas Coolest Town, begging for more food after she had graciously sent supplies of food and clay to her closest neighbours as disaster relief to counteract the food shortage caused by the Harmless? plague. Obviously, her efforts were not sufficient and indeed to some extent counterproductive, as her town now is on the verge of being over-run by the Hungry? mobs. Although more than adequate for her own needs, it is impossible for her to feed such vast numbers of undernourished citizens. We must on the strongest urge the afflicted Harmless? players to observe the quarantine, keep their citizens within Harmless? borders and make sure the sanitary and nutritional conditions of their citizens are radically improved.

Testimonies from refugees seeking asylum in Coolest Town has been evaluated and together with other circumferential evidence it has now become quite clear that the main cause of the plague is severe and extreme deterioration of soil quality on Harmless? lands. The quality of Harmless? overworked, polluted and erroneously fertilised soil needs to be protected or the alliance will continue to face bouts of famine and plague like the currently raging one.

The main causes of the decline in Harmless? soil quality are inappropriate farming techniques and industrial pollution. Han, one of the refugees claiming to be the former head of agriculture in one of Harmless? towns, helping to draw up the cabinet's rural policies over more than seven years, said more than twelve times as much trove fertiliser is used on the average hectare of Harmless? farmland as the global average. Despite this overconsumption of a known harmful substance, the food output is less than the world average and more importantly, the quality of the food produced is poor and the nutrition insufficient and unbalanced, with pests and bacteria infections often destroying large fractions of the crop.

"The deterioration in soil quality is now a very important problem," Han told reporters in Coolest Town. "I believe improving the quality [of soil] is of equal importance to protecting the amount of arable land."

People of Illyria, please help the ailing Harmless? farmlands by sending them shipments of clay samples. Do not send any food, for the safety of your towns.

I am sure that the Harmless? leadership now having been shown the seriousness of the situation will divert their magicians current misguided and unsuccessful attempts to divert food resources from other players and instead seek to magically aid the formation of soil into the likeness of healthy samples that will be provided to them. Please observe also, that much less Trove is needed for soil improvement than your current practices employ!

/Odd, Chief Road Coordinator
(I am the elf of the two of us, when signing as Odd - I am NOT short! ... Nesse is not short either, he says, just the right size for standard-size dwarven tunnels. ... but although maybe a bit more powerful that your average dwarf, he IS short-ish.)

Edited by Nesse - 19 Oct 2012 at 08:32
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 Oct 2012 at 08:54
The war not going well then?
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