Chill v Laugh

 First it was Thorfinn who claimed to be cleaning up the game from multi-accounters, then a Laugh member settled a new town in Dejebeli, unaware of the Chill landclaim and then jah stated he would burn every Laugh town just for fun. Now all I hear is extortion language labeled as "A peace deal".

So far Chill have razed the 'new settlement' in Dejebeli

Sent around 7m Troops to siege Jedi Orc Buddha Temple unsuccessfully and over 5m to siege MuD war aka in Glanhad. The latter ended in a razing, but not without a decent defense.

Chill enlisted the help of two Zoon's, Bazoon[SkB] and Ratzoon[Rats] for the siege of MuD. After tenariling two towns (one from jah and one from Ratzoon) into Glanhad, they were both quickly reinforced by over 3m troops from Bazoon.  Meanwhile half a dozen Dragons and over 5m Chill units marched on Glanhad.

The timing was immaculate and a sight to see as these troops arrived just as the five day exo restrictions ended on the two moved towns. These towns were both packed with troops and siege engines ready to launch quick sieges once support arrived.

 Just as the first siege was sent from Lucata [jah] I exo-ed MuD to a neighboring square. This took three occupied squares outa play and effectively turned a Chill Dragon and 550k troops into defenders of my town.

 After a little reajusting Chill set 4 sieges on MuD and started bombing. Laugh attacked the sieges and either crippled or destroyed three of them. Two more were set and subsequently destroyed.

Chill were unable to directly attack or raze the town until they had recalled all their troops from Mud. In a final act of exquisite timing, Remy[Rats] attacks Mud with 20k Cav, minutes after all the 'captured' troops had been recalled and seconds before the one remaining siege moved in for the successful raze.

This could have gone either way in the end as the final surviving siege army had around 140k troops closing in to attack. These attacks may have crippled that final siege and made the raze unlikely.

MuD war stats...

Chill troops sent 5.8m

Chill troops destroyed 2.87m

Laugh troops lost 720k

Sieges broken 5

Time taken to raze MuD 1d 16h 15m

Looks like they are preparing for round three. Yellow armies seen pouring into Yucata and Cathair na Claimhte (probably Bazoon again) and fresh demands given and rejected by myself.

 

You and your pile on mates should be easily able to destroy all my towns, without a doubt but it will cost you more millions of beers, spears and gold which begs the question of why would you even try?

So far, Chill has spent hundreds of millions and achieved only the razing of a tiny new settlement. The recent raze of my town was in fact achieved by a "peaceful diplomat" with essential support from SkB and Rats alliances.

Are Chill that incompetent that they need such support against a small peaceful alliance of part-timers?

Maybe you should just end your futile quest now and save further embarrassment and possibly gain a little respect.